Tom Nicoll
@tomnicoll.uk
Award Winning Children's Author (Little Tiger and Macmillan) There's Nothing Faster than a Cheetah out now. Agent: Jodie Hodges (United Agents)
What a ridiculous game of football that was. I need a lie down now 🏴🏴🏴
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What a ridiculous game of football that was. I need a lie down now 🏴🏴🏴
The Art of War by Sun Tzu and the Hey Duggee Christmas Annual 2023.
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Art of War by Sun Tzu and the Hey Duggee Christmas Annual 2023.
Please record quick video.
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
rm -rf ~/
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"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Please record quick video.
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Hapworth commented: “Who the fuck left this here? What if I hadn’t seen it? And on our anniversary!”
Help fund our work AND find out if her boyfriend still lives, by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139179...
Help fund our work AND find out if her boyfriend still lives, by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139179...
October 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Hapworth commented: “Who the fuck left this here? What if I hadn’t seen it? And on our anniversary!”
Help fund our work AND find out if her boyfriend still lives, by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139179...
Help fund our work AND find out if her boyfriend still lives, by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139179...
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Number 6 is an organisation for autistic adults and it's been an absolute lifeline for me over the past year.
Edinburgh council are taking away its funding so it'll have to close, please sign this petition to help keep it open!!
chng.it/vJDYwT4L4J
Edinburgh council are taking away its funding so it'll have to close, please sign this petition to help keep it open!!
chng.it/vJDYwT4L4J
Sign the Petition
Save Number 6 One Stop Shop- Tell City of Edinburgh Council No funding cuts
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September 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Number 6 is an organisation for autistic adults and it's been an absolute lifeline for me over the past year.
Edinburgh council are taking away its funding so it'll have to close, please sign this petition to help keep it open!!
chng.it/vJDYwT4L4J
Edinburgh council are taking away its funding so it'll have to close, please sign this petition to help keep it open!!
chng.it/vJDYwT4L4J
Love that she looks like she's about to team up with Johnny Lawrence to go kick Larusso's ass
Hodder & Stoughton has triumphed in a 10-publisher auction for Liza Minnelli’s first memoir, Kids, Wait Til You Hear This! The memoir will be published on 12th March 2026 – Minelli’s 80th birthday 👇 #BookSky
Liza Minnelli’s memoir goes to Hodder & Stoughton in 10-way auction
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September 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Love that she looks like she's about to team up with Johnny Lawrence to go kick Larusso's ass
Brilliant news announced today that Ross Collins and I have been shortlisted in this year's Laugh Out Loud Book Awards in the picture book category! Congrats to all the other nominees @macmillankidsuk.bsky.social 🐆🐌🎉
July 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Brilliant news announced today that Ross Collins and I have been shortlisted in this year's Laugh Out Loud Book Awards in the picture book category! Congrats to all the other nominees @macmillankidsuk.bsky.social 🐆🐌🎉
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Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
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Are you interested in writing and illustrating your own picture book?
Join the @cbcreative.bsky.social video course starting this week(!) with @davidoconnell.bsky.social and me!
Browse all the courses here: www.curtisbrowncreative.co.uk/creative-wri... ✍️
Join the @cbcreative.bsky.social video course starting this week(!) with @davidoconnell.bsky.social and me!
Browse all the courses here: www.curtisbrowncreative.co.uk/creative-wri... ✍️
May 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Are you interested in writing and illustrating your own picture book?
Join the @cbcreative.bsky.social video course starting this week(!) with @davidoconnell.bsky.social and me!
Browse all the courses here: www.curtisbrowncreative.co.uk/creative-wri... ✍️
Join the @cbcreative.bsky.social video course starting this week(!) with @davidoconnell.bsky.social and me!
Browse all the courses here: www.curtisbrowncreative.co.uk/creative-wri... ✍️
Everyone waiting for the new pope then *glass shatters* BAH GAWD
May 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Everyone waiting for the new pope then *glass shatters* BAH GAWD
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🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”
This was their response:
This was their response:
April 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”
This was their response:
This was their response:
Hey, if anybody needs to make a call, I’ve got a phone.
April 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey, if anybody needs to make a call, I’ve got a phone.
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Writers! If you stand in solidarity with trans people, please sign this letter about the recent supreme court judgement. Whether you write films/tv/books/journalism/poetry etc docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... Thanks for flagging!
An Open Letter of Solidarity With the Trans Community from UK Writers
The UK Supreme Court ruling of 17th April 2025 was the result of a coordinated and privately funded attack on the human rights and dignity of trans and non-binary people in the UK. We call upon our in...
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April 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Writers! If you stand in solidarity with trans people, please sign this letter about the recent supreme court judgement. Whether you write films/tv/books/journalism/poetry etc docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... Thanks for flagging!
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid.
April 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid.
I enjoyed The Book Thief, I do not enjoy Book Thieves @societyofauthors.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I enjoyed The Book Thief, I do not enjoy Book Thieves @societyofauthors.bsky.social
When you've been the star of one of the defining dramas of the era and you still can't escape the shadow of your brother who hit Joe pesci with a paint can in a film 35 years ago
April 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When you've been the star of one of the defining dramas of the era and you still can't escape the shadow of your brother who hit Joe pesci with a paint can in a film 35 years ago
Definitely a review written by an actual human being
March 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Definitely a review written by an actual human being
Nine of my books have been pirated by Mark Zuckerberg, the creative visionary behind 'The Facebook', the 'Metaverse' and a website to rank the attractiveness of women. societyofauthors.org/2025/03/21/t...
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March 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Nine of my books have been pirated by Mark Zuckerberg, the creative visionary behind 'The Facebook', the 'Metaverse' and a website to rank the attractiveness of women. societyofauthors.org/2025/03/21/t...
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Good advice here on action for authors to take - I’ll be doing this
March 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Good advice here on action for authors to take - I’ll be doing this
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Men only want one thing: To be praised when they manage to fast-forward straight through the ads at x30 and stop it right as the show comes back on.
March 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Men only want one thing: To be praised when they manage to fast-forward straight through the ads at x30 and stop it right as the show comes back on.
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Just a thought on the subject of fellow Children's author, Xander Armstrong & private schools.
March 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Just a thought on the subject of fellow Children's author, Xander Armstrong & private schools.
Finished cobra Kai. What a brilliantly fun, cheesy show
two men sitting in a car with the word cobra kai written on the hood
ALT: two men sitting in a car with the word cobra kai written on the hood
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February 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Finished cobra Kai. What a brilliantly fun, cheesy show
This is why I exclusively write Beef Trifles.
February 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is why I exclusively write Beef Trifles.
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crying. this is beautiful and i am in tears
!['I said [to the officers] we have just been thrown out brutally and I said all I have done is shout garlic bread,' Mr Peters added.
'If we had done anything wrong the police would have arrested us, I just can't understand it, all I said was garlic bread. That's my favourite joke of his.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5tzclhf44v6hf6nmqp537tdg/bafkreigkn7y6qm2lrjkk4xfjb44lz422cy6ejfkjj56fun7zjscrdau5pq@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
crying. this is beautiful and i am in tears