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jeffgerstmann.com
If the company that shipped Skull & Bones is telling you that they canceled a game for quality reasons, it's easy to assume that that game must've been pretty fucking bad.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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aprildaniels.bsky.social
Page from a 20th century IBM manual, that famously says "A computer can never be held responsible therefore a computer must never make a management decision" It has been edited to say "A computer can never be HORNY OR SAD therefore a computer must never make AN ARTISTIC decision"
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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mickthonymouse.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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andycortez.cool
hey y'all
it'd mean the world to me if you could help out my sister-in-law with school supplies for her classroom ❤️
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August 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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headfallsoff.com
this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day
June 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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maiamindel.bsky.social
"mommy why is Teheran a green crater" "well, this one video game about depression got a good review from an ex boyfriend..."
utopia-defer.red utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · Jun 22
They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
The Peace Candidate.
June 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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austinwalker.bsky.social
It’s not simply doing this, or doing it without congressional approval, or doing it without explanation of risks, or doing it without declaration of war, or doing it on behalf of an ally mid-genocide. It’s the fickleness that suggests what’s to come.

Rule, war, death by his whim.
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Jun 21
Trump says we bombed Iran
Trump: We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. All planes are now outside of Iran air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!Thank you for your attention to this matter. 409 ReTruths 1.33k Likes 6/21/25, 4:46
June 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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scientits.bsky.social
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
Tweet from @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognise the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Netflix and collapse onto the bed at the end of another long day of work, unable to live and yet unable to die
August 15, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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imrankhan.bsky.social
Game Freak: We hired a guy who told us what textures are. It has really revolutionized our whole deal.
June 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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jasonschreier.bsky.social
Tune into the Xbox showcase on Sunday where they'll reveal the next Call of Duty, made by a solo dev and 2,999 of his friends
June 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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kindafunnyvids.bsky.social
Blessing reacts to the Sonic Revolution trailer! This looks INSANE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJN8...
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
I am severely in love with how the trump/musk manly-man fans are trying this “people aren’t used to seeing how masculine men argue” thing. yes bros that’s right. being a messy bitch online, that’s real alpha behavior. if Achilles were alive today he’d be in Hector’s mentions on social fucking media
June 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
tommy-helfrich.bsky.social
Well… that’s one way to end Game 1 of the NBA Finals
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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lolennui.bsky.social
groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content
June 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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envinyon.bsky.social
OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD

MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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slop.guru
i’m here you fuckaas bitch
a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
cropped screenshot from yakuza 5 (2012) of Taiga Saejima having a conversation with celebrity chef Tatsuya Kawagoe (who exists in real life) SAEJIMA: So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat.
May 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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enbrown.bsky.social
actual exchange from a federal court case: a US Attorney asking where the clitoris is
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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vikrambath.bsky.social
Nobody tell him
I’m still trying to take it all in!  The election of Cardinal Robert Prevost as Pope Leo XIV was an extraordinary and delightful surprise.  I was one of the many commentators who said that the choice of an American as Pope was an impossibility (or at least extreme improbability).  I took my cue from the late Cardinal George who said that there would never be an American Pope until our country went into political decline. But the Cardinal electors obviously felt otherwise. I am very intrigued by the new Pope’s choice of regnal name.  Leo XIII has long been one of my papal heroes.  He not only inaugurated the modern social teaching tradition of the Church, but he also gave rise to the revival of Thomistic thought as a means of creative engagement with the contemporary world.  There is actually much in Leo’s teaching that would appeal to both liberals and conservatives today, and this might signal how this new Leo will function as a bridge.   And he’s a Chicagoan!  Ad multos annos, Pope Leo.
May 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM