Tom M
@tom-m0rgan.bsky.social
Most of the people who follow me are bots. Always been 95% sure everything is secretly terrible. Following cool reporters, professors, and other nerd shit; you ought to as well.
Open to being convinced that the internet was a huge mistake.
Open to being convinced that the internet was a huge mistake.
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And now we cut to a live shot of Stephen Miller.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
And now we cut to a live shot of Stephen Miller.
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"If you had put in $50/week since 2013 you'd have $17.5 million" okay but I would have lost it all in Mt. Gox
"Just DCA dude" I am opposed to this product on ethical grounds
"It's the worst thing to use for money laundering" tell that to North Korea
"Just DCA dude" I am opposed to this product on ethical grounds
"It's the worst thing to use for money laundering" tell that to North Korea
October 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"If you had put in $50/week since 2013 you'd have $17.5 million" okay but I would have lost it all in Mt. Gox
"Just DCA dude" I am opposed to this product on ethical grounds
"It's the worst thing to use for money laundering" tell that to North Korea
"Just DCA dude" I am opposed to this product on ethical grounds
"It's the worst thing to use for money laundering" tell that to North Korea
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Chat the team behind this are my friends and we’ve been working to produce a cultural outcry about children abducted by russia, written as a traditional Ukrainian mother’s lullaby to a child who is no longer with her
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Chat the team behind this are my friends and we’ve been working to produce a cultural outcry about children abducted by russia, written as a traditional Ukrainian mother’s lullaby to a child who is no longer with her
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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the reason OpenAI is demanding a bailout is not because if they don't get a bailout, they'll crash the economy. they're demanding a bailout because if they aren't profitable before their runway runs out, they become a division of Microsoft.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the reason OpenAI is demanding a bailout is not because if they don't get a bailout, they'll crash the economy. they're demanding a bailout because if they aren't profitable before their runway runs out, they become a division of Microsoft.
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
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Seeing a post like “you don’t need to defend MTG’s fascism” and wondering if it’s a politics thing or some Harry Potter trading cards just dropped
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Seeing a post like “you don’t need to defend MTG’s fascism” and wondering if it’s a politics thing or some Harry Potter trading cards just dropped
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
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Worst thing about fall is how there’s always a scrabbling sound going on. Is that a leaf skittering in the breeze or a tiny demon? These are the problems
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Worst thing about fall is how there’s always a scrabbling sound going on. Is that a leaf skittering in the breeze or a tiny demon? These are the problems
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What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
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Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single time! Epstein will write:
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"
and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:
"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
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We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president
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NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
jeffrey epstein thinks donald trump is the worst person he has ever met. he's right.
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Media standards:
1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.
2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.
Way too many think that’s journalism.
1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.
2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.
Way too many think that’s journalism.
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Media standards:
1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.
2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.
Way too many think that’s journalism.
1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.
2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.
Way too many think that’s journalism.
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so uh, what was Merrick Garland doing
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
so uh, what was Merrick Garland doing
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
My wife if she sees a bug in the kitchen:
ok so it goes like this
3 x 5-man Retributor Squad - 315 pts
3 x Immolator tank - 575 pts
3 x Canoness with Brazier of Holy Fire - 150 pts
1 x Junith Eruita (Warlord) - 80 pts
3 x 3 Paragon Warsuits - 630 pts
2 x 10-man Dominion Squads - 230 pts
for a sharp 2k points. total of 51 flamers
3 x 5-man Retributor Squad - 315 pts
3 x Immolator tank - 575 pts
3 x Canoness with Brazier of Holy Fire - 150 pts
1 x Junith Eruita (Warlord) - 80 pts
3 x 3 Paragon Warsuits - 630 pts
2 x 10-man Dominion Squads - 230 pts
for a sharp 2k points. total of 51 flamers
it is not currently possible to field a 2k point sisters of battle army that exclusively has flamers. however, you CAN get pretty close, if youre willing to get a bit stupid with it
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My wife if she sees a bug in the kitchen:
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
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honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it