Tobi Wilson
@tobiwilsonline.bsky.social
Human animation writer (now with real flesh body!) Writer on It's Pony, Bravest Warriors, Danger Mouse, Unikitty, Elliott From Earth and a parliamentary majority of The Amazing World Of Gumball. See you in development hell.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Says a lot that this could be about the UK or America's "left wing" parties
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Says a lot that this could be about the UK or America's "left wing" parties
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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I love the DCU.
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I love the DCU.
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The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
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just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
just learning about the united states democratic party
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This is exactly what I mean when I say the theatrical experience is sacred
Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This is exactly what I mean when I say the theatrical experience is sacred
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
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People will be mad at me for saying this, but I think we have to do it. Nothing is more important for the future of this country, and indeed humanity, than the app that makes you schizophrenic and helps you forget how to learn. The juice is worth the squeeze.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
People will be mad at me for saying this, but I think we have to do it. Nothing is more important for the future of this country, and indeed humanity, than the app that makes you schizophrenic and helps you forget how to learn. The juice is worth the squeeze.
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
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Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!
Dick?
Dick?
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!
Dick?
Dick?
🎶 Animaniey, totally insaney, FUCK DICK CHANEY, Animaniiiiiiiacs! Those are the facts. 🎶
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
🎶 Animaniey, totally insaney, FUCK DICK CHANEY, Animaniiiiiiiacs! Those are the facts. 🎶
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Oh no! My quiet, silent baddie with a gaze that could break swords gave me good ideas!!
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Oh no! My quiet, silent baddie with a gaze that could break swords gave me good ideas!!
We are as far away from Teenage Dirtbag as Teenage Dirtbag was from Born To Run
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
We are as far away from Teenage Dirtbag as Teenage Dirtbag was from Born To Run
The Crying Of Lot 67
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Crying Of Lot 67
Now that almost everyone with a verse on Monster has been cancelled I petition that we replace it with this one, which seems to now be lost media?!
youtu.be/tE2nFEPG22E?...
youtu.be/tE2nFEPG22E?...
The Mighty Underdogs - Monster
YouTube video by music rappers
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November 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Now that almost everyone with a verse on Monster has been cancelled I petition that we replace it with this one, which seems to now be lost media?!
youtu.be/tE2nFEPG22E?...
youtu.be/tE2nFEPG22E?...
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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guys cmonnn. it’s time to leave Prince Andrew alone
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
guys cmonnn. it’s time to leave Prince Andrew alone
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Happy Sheikh Mansour Day to all those who celebrate.
It is now 1,000 days since Manchester City were charged by the Premier League.
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Happy Sheikh Mansour Day to all those who celebrate.