Lan Pitts @ FanExpo San Francisco
@lanpitts.bsky.social
ATL➡️BWI. Nerdstreet's Director of Comics Programming. Comic book writer: BOOM!, Lethal Comics, Image, Headlocked, Mad Cave/Maverick. Taco connoisseur. Wrestling trivia expert. Bylines: GameSpot, TVGuide.
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Hey, I’m Lan Pitts--comic writer and pop culture enthusiast. I’ve written for BOOM! Studios, Headlocked, Lethal, Limit Break, and Image Comics.
My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I love the idea of Chad Powers but also that's just Glenn's face if he swallowed bees.
I didn't think they were two different people just hopefully Glenn is okay after eating a pinecone.
It's still a fun show, but like, cmon.
I didn't think they were two different people just hopefully Glenn is okay after eating a pinecone.
It's still a fun show, but like, cmon.
a man wearing a blue shirt that says 200 on it
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says 200 on it
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November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I love the idea of Chad Powers but also that's just Glenn's face if he swallowed bees.
I didn't think they were two different people just hopefully Glenn is okay after eating a pinecone.
It's still a fun show, but like, cmon.
I didn't think they were two different people just hopefully Glenn is okay after eating a pinecone.
It's still a fun show, but like, cmon.
Somebody pointed out she's not seen in the cellphone and I love me a good photoshop conspiracy.
This is almost as good as Musk posting aggressively about all the movies he loves after JCO caved his ass in
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Somebody pointed out she's not seen in the cellphone and I love me a good photoshop conspiracy.
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"I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche"
Chase and Bruce from @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social
Chase and Bruce from @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche"
Chase and Bruce from @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social
Chase and Bruce from @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social
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November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
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who could have foreseen this?
oh wait, right right right, just literally everyone who understands how corporations in this country work 🙃
oh wait, right right right, just literally everyone who understands how corporations in this country work 🙃
KARL: Tariffs have been removed from some food items. How soon do we expect prices on those goods will go down?
HASSETT: The prices for those goods weren't necessarily going up just because of tariffs
KARL: So they might not go down?
HASSETT: The prices for those goods weren't necessarily going up just because of tariffs
KARL: So they might not go down?
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
who could have foreseen this?
oh wait, right right right, just literally everyone who understands how corporations in this country work 🙃
oh wait, right right right, just literally everyone who understands how corporations in this country work 🙃
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There's been a lot of very sophisticated, compelling social commentary on declines in cultural literacy in recent years, but honestly it is very reasonable to just boil it down to "people no longer understand that things mean stuff"
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There's been a lot of very sophisticated, compelling social commentary on declines in cultural literacy in recent years, but honestly it is very reasonable to just boil it down to "people no longer understand that things mean stuff"
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Very very gay
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Very very gay
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We gotta get Martin Short in The Conglomeration.
AEW is listed as the major sponsor for the Owen Hart Foundation's event.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We gotta get Martin Short in The Conglomeration.
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We need a reverse “every time ____ an angel gains its wings” phrase. Maybe a devil grows its horns? Ex: “Every time a multi-family home building gets converted to a rich single family home, a devil grows its horns”
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We need a reverse “every time ____ an angel gains its wings” phrase. Maybe a devil grows its horns? Ex: “Every time a multi-family home building gets converted to a rich single family home, a devil grows its horns”
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
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Human artists!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you ✨
Magik - drawn by @ikadraws.bsky.social and coloured by me!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you ✨
Magik - drawn by @ikadraws.bsky.social and coloured by me!
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Human artists!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you ✨
Magik - drawn by @ikadraws.bsky.social and coloured by me!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you ✨
Magik - drawn by @ikadraws.bsky.social and coloured by me!
There's a really magical combination at work here where Kevin is talking from the heart with RJ's comedy and really good questions.
But so glad he asked a RASSLIN question which I first learned about from Marty and Sarah and it's just burned in my brain.
But so glad he asked a RASSLIN question which I first learned about from Marty and Sarah and it's just burned in my brain.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
There's a really magical combination at work here where Kevin is talking from the heart with RJ's comedy and really good questions.
But so glad he asked a RASSLIN question which I first learned about from Marty and Sarah and it's just burned in my brain.
But so glad he asked a RASSLIN question which I first learned about from Marty and Sarah and it's just burned in my brain.
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AI could *never*.
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
AI could *never*.
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I'll make an official post when I have more energy.
But my house has rising damp, the bottom half of my living room and kitchen walls are just... wet.
Been quoted 6k to get it fixed.
I don't assume I'll make anywhere near that, but my coms are open and any help is appreciated. Shares especially ♡
But my house has rising damp, the bottom half of my living room and kitchen walls are just... wet.
Been quoted 6k to get it fixed.
I don't assume I'll make anywhere near that, but my coms are open and any help is appreciated. Shares especially ♡
✨Commissions open✨
[Shares are very much appreciated!]
Hullo, I'm looking to take on 2 or 3 commissions to help with bills this month!
💛 argovelaart.carrd.co | 💛 ko-fi.com/argovelaart | 💛 vgen.co/argovelaart
💛 Email: argovelaart@gmail.com
[Shares are very much appreciated!]
Hullo, I'm looking to take on 2 or 3 commissions to help with bills this month!
💛 argovelaart.carrd.co | 💛 ko-fi.com/argovelaart | 💛 vgen.co/argovelaart
💛 Email: argovelaart@gmail.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'll make an official post when I have more energy.
But my house has rising damp, the bottom half of my living room and kitchen walls are just... wet.
Been quoted 6k to get it fixed.
I don't assume I'll make anywhere near that, but my coms are open and any help is appreciated. Shares especially ♡
But my house has rising damp, the bottom half of my living room and kitchen walls are just... wet.
Been quoted 6k to get it fixed.
I don't assume I'll make anywhere near that, but my coms are open and any help is appreciated. Shares especially ♡
A joke from this morning that got away from me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A joke from this morning that got away from me.
It's not even 5 and the sun has been swallowed into darkness.
H a t e this.
H a t e this.
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's not even 5 and the sun has been swallowed into darkness.
H a t e this.
H a t e this.
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Gill-Man's sequel blends creature feature thrills with a rather sly commentary on exploitation and the cruelty that often accompanies scientific "progress."
Up From the Depths: 'Revenge of the Creature' at 70 - Pop Heist
Universal's 'Creature from the Black Lagoon' followup serves more than cheap thrills. It drafts a blueprint that sequel still use today.
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November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Gill-Man's sequel blends creature feature thrills with a rather sly commentary on exploitation and the cruelty that often accompanies scientific "progress."
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Hey I'm a great copy editor, a better fact checker and if someone would need an ombudsman, it's the work I was born to do.
Who am I kidding, but hey, hit me up.
Who am I kidding, but hey, hit me up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hey I'm a great copy editor, a better fact checker and if someone would need an ombudsman, it's the work I was born to do.
Who am I kidding, but hey, hit me up.
Who am I kidding, but hey, hit me up.
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We took professional sports - a job that is, by its very nature, one of the most high-stress, unhealthy things you can do for a living - and then added the ability for the most unsavory, unhinged freaks on Earth to tie their life savings to you, and threaten your family, without leaving their couch
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We took professional sports - a job that is, by its very nature, one of the most high-stress, unhealthy things you can do for a living - and then added the ability for the most unsavory, unhinged freaks on Earth to tie their life savings to you, and threaten your family, without leaving their couch
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It’s important to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t like even the people around him that praise him 24/7z The only people he ever seemed to genuinely like were Roy Cohn and Jeffrey Epstein
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s important to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t like even the people around him that praise him 24/7z The only people he ever seemed to genuinely like were Roy Cohn and Jeffrey Epstein