Lan Pitts: BEAT EVERY 1-UP out 3-16-26
@lanpitts.bsky.social
ATL➡️BWI. Nerdstreet's Director of Comics Programming. Comic book writer: BOOM!, Lethal Comics, Image, Headlocked, Mad Cave/Maverick. Taco connoisseur. Wrestling trivia expert. Bylines: GameSpot, TVGuide.
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Hey, I’m Lan Pitts--comic writer and pop culture enthusiast. I’ve written for BOOM! Studios, Headlocked, Lethal, Limit Break, and Image Comics.
My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
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This was one month ago. @ericswalwell.bsky.social's big promise of a democrat majority was that *ICE would have to lose their masks and wear a badge* while they're kidnapping and murdering people. Tell me again how this will all be fixed if we just win the midterms.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
This was one month ago. @ericswalwell.bsky.social's big promise of a democrat majority was that *ICE would have to lose their masks and wear a badge* while they're kidnapping and murdering people. Tell me again how this will all be fixed if we just win the midterms.
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Hell yeah I’ve got Switch 2
Switch 2 a new medication every couple of months so please bear with me
Switch 2 a new medication every couple of months so please bear with me
June 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hell yeah I’ve got Switch 2
Switch 2 a new medication every couple of months so please bear with me
Switch 2 a new medication every couple of months so please bear with me
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Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
Week has felt like a year already and today gave me emotional whiplash from work stuff.
How are you holding up?
I just can't believe the past 10 years has just been this hyper normalization of all this shit where we're just supposed to be *fine*.
So stupid. So exhausting.
How are you holding up?
I just can't believe the past 10 years has just been this hyper normalization of all this shit where we're just supposed to be *fine*.
So stupid. So exhausting.
January 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Week has felt like a year already and today gave me emotional whiplash from work stuff.
How are you holding up?
I just can't believe the past 10 years has just been this hyper normalization of all this shit where we're just supposed to be *fine*.
So stupid. So exhausting.
How are you holding up?
I just can't believe the past 10 years has just been this hyper normalization of all this shit where we're just supposed to be *fine*.
So stupid. So exhausting.
Completely normal
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
www.huffpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Completely normal
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Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
www.huffpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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Gmail welcoming the Gemini era?
That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Gmail welcoming the Gemini era?
That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
Thank you so much for the kind words!
It’s a fast read; went through it twice to make sure I didn’t miss the plot coupons being dropped.
Love this book!
Love this book!
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Thank you so much for the kind words!
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Fantasy where I present Bull Nakano with flowers on her birthday and she beats the living shit out of me
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Fantasy where I present Bull Nakano with flowers on her birthday and she beats the living shit out of me
🤘🏻🙏🏻
Thank you, Jeremy!
Thank you, Jeremy!
33) Beat Every 1-Up
10/10
Look, if you like my stuff and you haven't pre-ordered @lanpitts.bsky.social and @joehunter.bsky.social new book, you gotta get on that now. Get this book. Order it now. You won't regret it.
bookshop.org/p/books/beat...
10/10
Look, if you like my stuff and you haven't pre-ordered @lanpitts.bsky.social and @joehunter.bsky.social new book, you gotta get on that now. Get this book. Order it now. You won't regret it.
bookshop.org/p/books/beat...
Beat Every 1-Up
Check out Beat Every 1-Up - <b>What if <I>Sailor Moon</I> and <I>Double Dragon</I> combined into an action-packed queer swords and sorcery romcom? You get <I>Beat Every 1-Up</I>, a high-action beat 'e...
bookshop.org
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
🤘🏻🙏🏻
Thank you, Jeremy!
Thank you, Jeremy!
Meeting Glacier next week at my first show of the year in Tampa.
I didn't want another 8x10 so figured this was a decent idea to get signed.
I didn't want another 8x10 so figured this was a decent idea to get signed.
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Meeting Glacier next week at my first show of the year in Tampa.
I didn't want another 8x10 so figured this was a decent idea to get signed.
I didn't want another 8x10 so figured this was a decent idea to get signed.
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If you're looking for a new comic to read, and you want to support a cool cause, check out HORROR NOT HATE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/slo...
I have a story with art by @zakkinsella.bsky.social in it, and there's TONS of other people working on it, too!
I have a story with art by @zakkinsella.bsky.social in it, and there's TONS of other people working on it, too!
Horror Not Hate
An anti-fascist, anti-hate anthology of horror comics and art supporting LGBTQIA+ and Immigrant rights!
www.kickstarter.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
If you're looking for a new comic to read, and you want to support a cool cause, check out HORROR NOT HATE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/slo...
I have a story with art by @zakkinsella.bsky.social in it, and there's TONS of other people working on it, too!
I have a story with art by @zakkinsella.bsky.social in it, and there's TONS of other people working on it, too!
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Bullied WBD/HBO to stop ICE ads, bullied Spotify, bullied ABC. Clearly we need to bring back bullying but do it to the right people. These LARPers pretending to be important all need to be shoved in lockers.
variety.com/2026/digital...
And… we f-ing won another one! Keep it coming. Watch out Home Depot. Karma is a stink that stays on you.
And… we f-ing won another one! Keep it coming. Watch out Home Depot. Karma is a stink that stays on you.
Spotify Confirms ICE Recruitment Ads Are No Longer Running on Platform
Spotify has confirimed that ICE recruitment ads are no longer running on its platform following criticism from last year.
variety.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Bullied WBD/HBO to stop ICE ads, bullied Spotify, bullied ABC. Clearly we need to bring back bullying but do it to the right people. These LARPers pretending to be important all need to be shoved in lockers.
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I think we should know this guy's name, as well
DHS agents are stomping on Renee Good's memorial.
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I think we should know this guy's name, as well
Oh hey @joehunter.bsky.social
The Sword & the Stone: Arthur’s Magical Kingdom: FUN! Feels like a script to a sequel that should have happened!
and finally
BEAT EVER 1-UP: SUPER FUN! Highly recommended fantasy adventure for middle grades.
Can someone please find Joe Hunter & let him know this is awesome? Thx!
and finally
BEAT EVER 1-UP: SUPER FUN! Highly recommended fantasy adventure for middle grades.
Can someone please find Joe Hunter & let him know this is awesome? Thx!
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Oh hey @joehunter.bsky.social
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Hasbro's GIJoe Classified Series Legacy Action Police Officer is an incredibly versatile figure that you can plug in to just about any action figure display.
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hasbro's GIJoe Classified Series Legacy Action Police Officer is an incredibly versatile figure that you can plug in to just about any action figure display.
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
The absolute sickest and factual burn.
Btw there's a reason you've never seen a cop competing on Jeopardy.
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The absolute sickest and factual burn.
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This is what they did with 1/6, George Floyd and Sandy Hook. They will keep using their massive propaganda machine to confuse people and obscure the truth -- and it will work again if the Dems don't get out in front of cameras every hour of the day and literally scream bloody murder
Breaking:
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is what they did with 1/6, George Floyd and Sandy Hook. They will keep using their massive propaganda machine to confuse people and obscure the truth -- and it will work again if the Dems don't get out in front of cameras every hour of the day and literally scream bloody murder
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This is sick shit but please note how seamlessly they've shifted from "she ran him over" to "she *tried* to run him over." Tacit admission that she did not actually hit him at all, as Trump claimed yesterday.
The video shows that the driver of the vehicle turned her wheels to avoid the ICE agents who surrounded her, screamed profanity at her, and gave her conflicting orders.
They escalated the situation, put the public in danger, killed her without justification, and kept firing at her.
They escalated the situation, put the public in danger, killed her without justification, and kept firing at her.
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
This is sick shit but please note how seamlessly they've shifted from "she ran him over" to "she *tried* to run him over." Tacit admission that she did not actually hit him at all, as Trump claimed yesterday.
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braved the sleet to pick up my copy of ZORD QUEST from my LCS, Midcoast Comics in Brunswick, Maine ⚡️
January 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
braved the sleet to pick up my copy of ZORD QUEST from my LCS, Midcoast Comics in Brunswick, Maine ⚡️