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@tkirko.bsky.social
Californian on the East Coast with a Midwestern wife. Visca Barça. Triton/Bruin/Blue Devil. Life doesn’t make narrative sense.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
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For me:
Drums: Dionne Warwick
Guitar: Gustave Flaubert
Bass: Ed Koch
Keyboards: Me
Vocals: Connie Francis
Screaming background vocals: Edvard Munch
Drums: Dionne Warwick
Guitar: Gustave Flaubert
Bass: Ed Koch
Keyboards: Me
Vocals: Connie Francis
Screaming background vocals: Edvard Munch
Pick four people born on your birthday and start a band. You’re in it too. Everyone has the ability to sing and play any instrument.
Who’s on drums?
Guitar?
Bass?
Keyboards?
Lead vocals?
For me:
Drums: Nikola Tesla
Guitar: Arlo Guthrie
Bass: Me
Keyboards: Marcel Proust
Lead vocals: Sofia Vergara
Who’s on drums?
Guitar?
Bass?
Keyboards?
Lead vocals?
For me:
Drums: Nikola Tesla
Guitar: Arlo Guthrie
Bass: Me
Keyboards: Marcel Proust
Lead vocals: Sofia Vergara
July 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
For me:
Drums: Dionne Warwick
Guitar: Gustave Flaubert
Bass: Ed Koch
Keyboards: Me
Vocals: Connie Francis
Screaming background vocals: Edvard Munch
Drums: Dionne Warwick
Guitar: Gustave Flaubert
Bass: Ed Koch
Keyboards: Me
Vocals: Connie Francis
Screaming background vocals: Edvard Munch
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I'm a firm believer that when two people who value the Oxford comma find one another, it's an undeniable sign that their relationship will be fulfilling, beautiful, and everlasting.
June 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I'm a firm believer that when two people who value the Oxford comma find one another, it's an undeniable sign that their relationship will be fulfilling, beautiful, and everlasting.
UCSD.
Nerd school/surf school.
Has no football team and probably never will.
In the shadow of SDSU & UCLA.
Mascot looks like an old burned-out beach dude.
Located next to a nude beach and a glider port.
Let’s do this…
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Nerd school/surf school.
Has no football team and probably never will.
In the shadow of SDSU & UCLA.
Mascot looks like an old burned-out beach dude.
Located next to a nude beach and a glider port.
Let’s do this…
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
UCSD.
Nerd school/surf school.
Has no football team and probably never will.
In the shadow of SDSU & UCLA.
Mascot looks like an old burned-out beach dude.
Located next to a nude beach and a glider port.
Let’s do this…
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Nerd school/surf school.
Has no football team and probably never will.
In the shadow of SDSU & UCLA.
Mascot looks like an old burned-out beach dude.
Located next to a nude beach and a glider port.
Let’s do this…
@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
I’m hard pressed to think of anyone I’ve learned as much from over the past few years as the folks at Lawfare, so I finally went ahead and donated. They’re well worth supporting!
By the way, if you appreciate the reporting we've been doing on the litigation against the Trump administration, I hope you'll consider supporting our non-profit newsroom: givebutter.com/journalism/a...
And many thanks to those who are already material supporters. We couldn't do it without you.
And many thanks to those who are already material supporters. We couldn't do it without you.
April 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m hard pressed to think of anyone I’ve learned as much from over the past few years as the folks at Lawfare, so I finally went ahead and donated. They’re well worth supporting!
This is true—so funny, so moving, so creative, so well written and acted…
reservation dogs was just a perfect show
March 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is true—so funny, so moving, so creative, so well written and acted…
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
March 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I didn’t get around to getting my flu shot this year and ended up as sick as I can remember ever being. So I figured I’d be first in line for the shot next year until seeing this…
BREAKING—RFK Jr’s FDA suddenly cancels meeting to update next season’s flu vaccines, with zero explanations. Any delays will jeopardize next year’s vaccine supply chain. God help us all.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I didn’t get around to getting my flu shot this year and ended up as sick as I can remember ever being. So I figured I’d be first in line for the shot next year until seeing this…
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Trump’s latest executive order (that was no doubt written by psychopath RFK Jr.) goes after antidepressants.
As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
February 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Trump’s latest executive order (that was no doubt written by psychopath RFK Jr.) goes after antidepressants.
As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
1) Borderline
2) Ray of Light
3) Like a Prayer
4) Vogue
5) La Isla Bonita
(Not proud of that last one, but not ashamed either.)
2) Ray of Light
3) Like a Prayer
4) Vogue
5) La Isla Bonita
(Not proud of that last one, but not ashamed either.)
Gimme your top 3-5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don't think too hard, we know it's your top picks for today and that might change: just go!
Mine:
- Vogue
- Cherish
- Express Yourself
- Live to Tell
- Take a Bow
Why yes, I was primarily listening to Top 40 radio from 1989-1996. Why do you ask?
Mine:
- Vogue
- Cherish
- Express Yourself
- Live to Tell
- Take a Bow
Why yes, I was primarily listening to Top 40 radio from 1989-1996. Why do you ask?
February 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
1) Borderline
2) Ray of Light
3) Like a Prayer
4) Vogue
5) La Isla Bonita
(Not proud of that last one, but not ashamed either.)
2) Ray of Light
3) Like a Prayer
4) Vogue
5) La Isla Bonita
(Not proud of that last one, but not ashamed either.)
I love them so much.
For @washingtonpost.com, I wrote about R.E.M., Generation-X and the wisdom and sanity of fading away. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/int...
Opinion | The band that taught Gen X it’s better to fade away than to burn out
Michael Stipe just turned 65. It’s the end of R.E.M. as we know it (and I feel fine).
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I love them so much.
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I can't tell you how absolutely livid I feel about the fact that, while I'm checking in with Los Angeles friends to make sure they and their homes are safe, certain Republican senators are going on TV and explaining with shitty little grins how LA had it coming and doesn't deserve relief aid.
January 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I can't tell you how absolutely livid I feel about the fact that, while I'm checking in with Los Angeles friends to make sure they and their homes are safe, certain Republican senators are going on TV and explaining with shitty little grins how LA had it coming and doesn't deserve relief aid.
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thinking of LA. firmly believe natural disasters are coming for us all down the line and basically feel like there needs to be broad solidarity for us all when shit hits the fan
January 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
thinking of LA. firmly believe natural disasters are coming for us all down the line and basically feel like there needs to be broad solidarity for us all when shit hits the fan
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Elon Musk is about as punk as a pocket protector: my latest in the @theguardian.com comes from such a sincere place of loathing that they even let me keep the swears in.
theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com/commentisfre...
They say Musk has turned the GOP into the new punk rock but I say never mind the bollocks | Van Badham
If there’s an escape from the omnipresence of Elon Musk it’s this: throw your phone in the sea, sing and dance, and stay out all night
theguardian.com
January 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Elon Musk is about as punk as a pocket protector: my latest in the @theguardian.com comes from such a sincere place of loathing that they even let me keep the swears in.
theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…
January 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…
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It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves
December 26, 2024 at 8:54 PM
It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves
14 out of 15, my knowledge of Buddhism is clearly lacking.
December 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
14 out of 15, my knowledge of Buddhism is clearly lacking.
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I make a genuine effort not to be too judgmental but if you heart of Hawk Tuah girl and then heard she had crypto and your reaction was “yeah I want to buy that” then I think your money should be diverted to more productive uses and you should be mulched and used in agriculture
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
I am
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I make a genuine effort not to be too judgmental but if you heart of Hawk Tuah girl and then heard she had crypto and your reaction was “yeah I want to buy that” then I think your money should be diverted to more productive uses and you should be mulched and used in agriculture
Sharing with college professor friends @deviled-meg.bsky.social and @sbrodriguez.bsky.social and wondering if this is the life of my daughter’s professors? 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Sharing with college professor friends @deviled-meg.bsky.social and @sbrodriguez.bsky.social and wondering if this is the life of my daughter’s professors? 🤔
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[God creating humans]
At around halfway through their lives, make their bodies ache for no reason, give them constant indigestion, and ensure they never sleep well again. Ever.
At around halfway through their lives, make their bodies ache for no reason, give them constant indigestion, and ensure they never sleep well again. Ever.
November 29, 2024 at 5:08 PM
[God creating humans]
At around halfway through their lives, make their bodies ache for no reason, give them constant indigestion, and ensure they never sleep well again. Ever.
At around halfway through their lives, make their bodies ache for no reason, give them constant indigestion, and ensure they never sleep well again. Ever.
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Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
As a poli sci major in college, this tracks…
These days I really wish I’d studied turf management in college instead of history and political science. I think I’d be a lot happier.
November 14, 2024 at 3:58 AM
As a poli sci major in college, this tracks…