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Tismey
@tismey.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Doghouse Reilly
Handsome. And I bet you know it.
doghouse-reilly.teemill.com
I’ve decided to soft-launch the Teemill store that I’ve been tinkering with for a while.
If you like copyright-dubious t-shirts inspired by hip-hop, comics and Lego then you might find something you like.
doghouse-reilly.teemill.com
If you like copyright-dubious t-shirts inspired by hip-hop, comics and Lego then you might find something you like.
doghouse-reilly.teemill.com
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I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
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What's behind door No.1️⃣9️⃣ of the The EightyPercentMental advent calendar? ❄️🌲⛄🎁🧑🏿🎄
ALPHA MALES!
It's nonsense, but for the sake of our young men - and women - it's nonsense that we have to actively counter... as well as most definitely make fun of!
#alpha #alphamale #sigma #psychology #wellbeing
ALPHA MALES!
It's nonsense, but for the sake of our young men - and women - it's nonsense that we have to actively counter... as well as most definitely make fun of!
#alpha #alphamale #sigma #psychology #wellbeing
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
What's behind door No.1️⃣9️⃣ of the The EightyPercentMental advent calendar? ❄️🌲⛄🎁🧑🏿🎄
ALPHA MALES!
It's nonsense, but for the sake of our young men - and women - it's nonsense that we have to actively counter... as well as most definitely make fun of!
#alpha #alphamale #sigma #psychology #wellbeing
ALPHA MALES!
It's nonsense, but for the sake of our young men - and women - it's nonsense that we have to actively counter... as well as most definitely make fun of!
#alpha #alphamale #sigma #psychology #wellbeing
It’s the time of year where my stupid brain keeps mutating ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ into the Red Dwarf theme tune.
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s the time of year where my stupid brain keeps mutating ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ into the Red Dwarf theme tune.
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Oh cool, the lead singer of Gossip is on BlueSky.
Ditto
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh cool, the lead singer of Gossip is on BlueSky.
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Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.
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There’s a great expression from Argentinian Spanish about someone who’s sticking their oar in that goes vos no te peinés que no salís en esta foto. It means “don’t comb your hair because you don’t appear in this photograph.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
There’s a great expression from Argentinian Spanish about someone who’s sticking their oar in that goes vos no te peinés que no salís en esta foto. It means “don’t comb your hair because you don’t appear in this photograph.”
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Just to let you know that Keith's book arrived safely. He was very pleased and hopes to learn some useful advice.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just to let you know that Keith's book arrived safely. He was very pleased and hopes to learn some useful advice.
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
Moral Victory
Can’t tell you how furious I am that we have to wait until tomorrow for the next Ashes Test, but England somehow get it later today?! #Ashes 🏏
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Moral Victory
Oof. Tough one.
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
My War
Steady Diet of Nothing.
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
My War
Steady Diet of Nothing.
new day rising, sandinista!, group sex
An outstanding cassette collection.
Pick 3!
Dead Boys - Young Loud and Snotty
Ramones - Rocket to Russia
Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters
#punk #punks #punkrock #punkcollection #hardcorepunk #punkcassette #history #punkrockhistory
Pick 3!
Dead Boys - Young Loud and Snotty
Ramones - Rocket to Russia
Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters
#punk #punks #punkrock #punkcollection #hardcorepunk #punkcassette #history #punkrockhistory
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Oof. Tough one.
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
My War
Steady Diet of Nothing.
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
My War
Steady Diet of Nothing.
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I just went to the website. At the bottom, there are guides on how to draw molluscs, crabs etc. plus some reference images. Really nice! #SciArt 🧪
We're at... 67 submissions
Though technically the submission deadline is the end of the year, the sooner we reach 100, the earlier I can start doing the layout and have my holiday. So please submit early!
Though technically the submission deadline is the end of the year, the sooner we reach 100, the earlier I can start doing the layout and have my holiday. So please submit early!
#InverteFest season is almost here, which means it's time to submit your bug & slug art! The form closes at 100 entries.
Find more info, download past art book, and submit here:
invertefest.com/#artbook
Find more info, download past art book, and submit here:
invertefest.com/#artbook
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I just went to the website. At the bottom, there are guides on how to draw molluscs, crabs etc. plus some reference images. Really nice! #SciArt 🧪
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true, he's more like a super visor
Pay attention to all the times they treat Cyclops as the face of the X-Men btw. The man who hasn't been the leader since 1979.
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
true, he's more like a super visor
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I have heard this song many times but every time I do I stop and go "shit this is really good, huh." www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-we...
Goldie Boutilier - Cowboy Gangster Politician (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Goldie Boutilier
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I have heard this song many times but every time I do I stop and go "shit this is really good, huh." www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-we...
We’d love to stay and chat but we’ve gotta sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo
In honor of Rob Reiner, please tell me your favorite line-reading from THIS IS SPINAL TAP
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We’d love to stay and chat but we’ve gotta sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo
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When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.
This is the Best Thing I have ever been made aware of on Bluesky. It levelled up our Christmas listening last year and is now a firm staple.
Oh yeah, it's always time to reshare this amazing mix for the holidays. If you haven't heard this, absolutely treat yourself. @liledit.bsky.social took a look back at what it is and how it happened the other year.
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is the Best Thing I have ever been made aware of on Bluesky. It levelled up our Christmas listening last year and is now a firm staple.
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Oh yeah, it's always time to reshare this amazing mix for the holidays. If you haven't heard this, absolutely treat yourself. @liledit.bsky.social took a look back at what it is and how it happened the other year.
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh yeah, it's always time to reshare this amazing mix for the holidays. If you haven't heard this, absolutely treat yourself. @liledit.bsky.social took a look back at what it is and how it happened the other year.
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In order for his casualness to work here and at many other points throughout the movie, Marty diBergi as a character needed to be in the moment. Whether a bit was improvised or a reworked, carefully honed moment, Reiner brought it. Asking this question just right is what makes *that* punchline.
"Why don't you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number and make that a little louder?"
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
In order for his casualness to work here and at many other points throughout the movie, Marty diBergi as a character needed to be in the moment. Whether a bit was improvised or a reworked, carefully honed moment, Reiner brought it. Asking this question just right is what makes *that* punchline.
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Encouraging to see this vision to rinse through every childhood with increased literacy covered on Radio 4 this morning. It cannot be overestimated the positive change in future opportunities this could bring. #libraries #r4today @frankcottrellboyce.bsky.social @katemossewriter.bsky.social
Immediate library membership from birth? Now that's a vision that could shape future generations. Let's realize this wonderful idea #libraries #reading
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Encouraging to see this vision to rinse through every childhood with increased literacy covered on Radio 4 this morning. It cannot be overestimated the positive change in future opportunities this could bring. #libraries #r4today @frankcottrellboyce.bsky.social @katemossewriter.bsky.social
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day