Josh Bloom
@joshbloom.bsky.social
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January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I forgot to sign in to SoundCloud and had already started taking some notes about my client's new song before I realized I was listening to a Wells Fargo ad.
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I forgot to sign in to SoundCloud and had already started taking some notes about my client's new song before I realized I was listening to a Wells Fargo ad.
This case contains some crazy allefornigations
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This case contains some crazy allefornigations
Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Suedehead" by Morrissey • This dude cancels a lot of concerts! #thesmiths #80smusic #sarcasm
January 21, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Suedehead" by Morrissey • This dude cancels a lot of concerts! #thesmiths #80smusic #sarcasm
It’s still insane to me that Ariana Grande put out a minute-long song on her Sweetener album titled “Pete Davidson.” She also has one on that album titled “R.E.M.” that is not about R.E.M. Weird.
January 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It’s still insane to me that Ariana Grande put out a minute-long song on her Sweetener album titled “Pete Davidson.” She also has one on that album titled “R.E.M.” that is not about R.E.M. Weird.
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January 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Abandoned Stanzas™ // 012026
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Abandoned Stanzas™ // 012026
Don’t be jealous.
It’s only Macca’s burner account. He dug it when I commented, “Who’s majesty? Her majesty!”
It’s only Macca’s burner account. He dug it when I commented, “Who’s majesty? Her majesty!”
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Don’t be jealous.
It’s only Macca’s burner account. He dug it when I commented, “Who’s majesty? Her majesty!”
It’s only Macca’s burner account. He dug it when I commented, “Who’s majesty? Her majesty!”
I always feel like that Wilson-Phillips song “Hold On” is mocking me until I think about their families and realize they know what they’re talking about.
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I always feel like that Wilson-Phillips song “Hold On” is mocking me until I think about their families and realize they know what they’re talking about.
I hope Bruce followed up his “GTFO ICE” intro by performing “Tenth Avenue Freeze Out”
January 19, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I hope Bruce followed up his “GTFO ICE” intro by performing “Tenth Avenue Freeze Out”
If Hammer decides to stop performing Too Legit To Quit, he should issue the following statement: Not Fired I've Retired.
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 AM
If Hammer decides to stop performing Too Legit To Quit, he should issue the following statement: Not Fired I've Retired.
Look, I dig too deep for meaning in Smiths lyrics, but finding out that “I’ve seen this happen in other people’s lives, and now it’s happening in mine” was inspired by being annoyed at those ridiculously long paper cash register receipts from CVS is beyond banal, even for Morrissey.
Do better!
Do better!
January 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Look, I dig too deep for meaning in Smiths lyrics, but finding out that “I’ve seen this happen in other people’s lives, and now it’s happening in mine” was inspired by being annoyed at those ridiculously long paper cash register receipts from CVS is beyond banal, even for Morrissey.
Do better!
Do better!
If the government can afford 50K for its ICE thugs, they can give me 50K to see the “Melania” movie. How ’bout it?
January 18, 2026 at 8:41 AM
If the government can afford 50K for its ICE thugs, they can give me 50K to see the “Melania” movie. How ’bout it?
Here's what happens when you try to inform Gemini that the working title of the Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson song “Say Say Say” was “Say Say Say Say.”
Argumentative!
Argumentative!
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Here's what happens when you try to inform Gemini that the working title of the Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson song “Say Say Say” was “Say Say Say Say.”
Argumentative!
Argumentative!
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, but I understand Peter Jackson’s inclination to insert The Beatles into the Lord of the Rings reissues.
That new One Ringo Starr To Rule Them All character cramming in that line about “You shall not pass me by” is a bit much though, quite frankly.
That new One Ringo Starr To Rule Them All character cramming in that line about “You shall not pass me by” is a bit much though, quite frankly.
January 18, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, but I understand Peter Jackson’s inclination to insert The Beatles into the Lord of the Rings reissues.
That new One Ringo Starr To Rule Them All character cramming in that line about “You shall not pass me by” is a bit much though, quite frankly.
That new One Ringo Starr To Rule Them All character cramming in that line about “You shall not pass me by” is a bit much though, quite frankly.
The only problem I have with Bandcamp banning AI is that I was planning on taking that Bandcamp Friday money for myself.
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The only problem I have with Bandcamp banning AI is that I was planning on taking that Bandcamp Friday money for myself.
I love how Kim's solo career has been gaining so much steam these last few years. It's inspiring!
This video is a dream. I hope you love it as much as we do. Working with Kate, Laura and Chris was beyond my expectations but everything I knew it could be. ❤️
NOT TODAY
Directed by Kate & Laura Mulleavy with cinematography by Chris Blauvelt
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NOT TODAY
Directed by Kate & Laura Mulleavy with cinematography by Chris Blauvelt
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January 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I love how Kim's solo career has been gaining so much steam these last few years. It's inspiring!
If you can look past the fact that chewing tobacco is unhealthy for children, then the product Chewbacca Chewbacco Chewing Tobacco becomes quite marketable.
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
If you can look past the fact that chewing tobacco is unhealthy for children, then the product Chewbacca Chewbacco Chewing Tobacco becomes quite marketable.
It's been 35 years since we were first instructed to use our illusion and then, some say, unnecessarily hectored a second time to use our illusion.
How's that working out for everybody?
How's that working out for everybody?
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
It's been 35 years since we were first instructed to use our illusion and then, some say, unnecessarily hectored a second time to use our illusion.
How's that working out for everybody?
How's that working out for everybody?
My sentimentality knows no bounds.
I thought the grocery store flyer said, “Discover unforgettable savings” (it said “unbeatable.”) I was like, “Aw. C-Town means cute town.”
I thought the grocery store flyer said, “Discover unforgettable savings” (it said “unbeatable.”) I was like, “Aw. C-Town means cute town.”
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 AM
My sentimentality knows no bounds.
I thought the grocery store flyer said, “Discover unforgettable savings” (it said “unbeatable.”) I was like, “Aw. C-Town means cute town.”
I thought the grocery store flyer said, “Discover unforgettable savings” (it said “unbeatable.”) I was like, “Aw. C-Town means cute town.”
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
“I Have Forgiven Jesus” is the most Morrissey song title of Morrissey’s career. It borders on parody and I love that.
January 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
“I Have Forgiven Jesus” is the most Morrissey song title of Morrissey’s career. It borders on parody and I love that.
If you haven’t gotten into the best podcast series ever created yet, the nearly five-hour episode on the Dead’s “Dark Star” is a great place to start.
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Episode 165: “Dark Star” by the Grateful Dead
Podcast Episode · A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs · 2023-05-20 · 1 sec
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January 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
If you haven’t gotten into the best podcast series ever created yet, the nearly five-hour episode on the Dead’s “Dark Star” is a great place to start.
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e...
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JD Vance is just a woke writer of mid-fiction adapted into flop film. Haha.
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
JD Vance is just a woke writer of mid-fiction adapted into flop film. Haha.
There is no more stark reminder of the Daryl Hall and John Oates divorce than the revised H2O album cover art 😭
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
There is no more stark reminder of the Daryl Hall and John Oates divorce than the revised H2O album cover art 😭