Josh Bloom
@joshbloom.bsky.social
I'm serious about not taking life too seriously.™ ❤️ 🏳️🌈 ✡️ 🧘♂️ 🥯 🍔 🍩 • superjews.com • iamjoshbloom.com • fanaticpromotion.com • industrybythehour.com
"And now you tell me that you're having my baby / I'll tell you that I'm happy if you want me to"
I hope George Michael's kid got over this 😭
I hope George Michael's kid got over this 😭
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"And now you tell me that you're having my baby / I'll tell you that I'm happy if you want me to"
I hope George Michael's kid got over this 😭
I hope George Michael's kid got over this 😭
Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "I Missed Again" by Phil Collins • Why is he asking questions he has already answered?! #philcollins #80ssongs #lyrics
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "I Missed Again" by Phil Collins • Why is he asking questions he has already answered?! #philcollins #80ssongs #lyrics
Do we think Donald's first booty call to Mamdani is tonight, or can he hold off until tomorrow?
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Do we think Donald's first booty call to Mamdani is tonight, or can he hold off until tomorrow?
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
🎵 "Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll community college" 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
🎵 "Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll community college" 🎶
Donald has fallen in love w/ Mamdani 🥰🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Donald has fallen in love w/ Mamdani 🥰🤣
Donald isn't used to smiles! 🥰✌️❤️
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Donald isn't used to smiles! 🥰✌️❤️
Don't be jealous.
I love her, but it's not like Patty Smyth liked it, ya know?
I love her, but it's not like Patty Smyth liked it, ya know?
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Don't be jealous.
I love her, but it's not like Patty Smyth liked it, ya know?
I love her, but it's not like Patty Smyth liked it, ya know?
I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for some journalist to just say, "You know what? Go f*** yourself." When?!
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for some journalist to just say, "You know what? Go f*** yourself." When?!
Don't be jealous.
He's just trying to get me to see that stupid movie.
He's just trying to get me to see that stupid movie.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don't be jealous.
He's just trying to get me to see that stupid movie.
He's just trying to get me to see that stupid movie.
Donald's disgusting remark to that reporter reminds me of when Andrew's daddy Mario made fun of my mother's weight to her face.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Donald's disgusting remark to that reporter reminds me of when Andrew's daddy Mario made fun of my mother's weight to her face.
I wrote a book!
Pre-order my bio about the Elephant 6 collective's founding band The Apples in Stereo from your preferred bookseller at applesbook.com.
Out 12/9 via J-Card Press!
Pre-order my bio about the Elephant 6 collective's founding band The Apples in Stereo from your preferred bookseller at applesbook.com.
Out 12/9 via J-Card Press!
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a book!
Pre-order my bio about the Elephant 6 collective's founding band The Apples in Stereo from your preferred bookseller at applesbook.com.
Out 12/9 via J-Card Press!
Pre-order my bio about the Elephant 6 collective's founding band The Apples in Stereo from your preferred bookseller at applesbook.com.
Out 12/9 via J-Card Press!
Peeps calling him Donald BJ Trump 💀
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Peeps calling him Donald BJ Trump 💀
They shared a Bubba on the 19th hole
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They shared a Bubba on the 19th hole
Covfefe is the sound Bill makes when he finishes 💦
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Covfefe is the sound Bill makes when he finishes 💦
Sibling drama! Sausage McMuffin drama! Spike Lee’s new drama!
Come with me to see HIGHEST 2 LOWEST (and unintentionally HIGH AND LOW) and listen to my odyssey-adjacent 9000-word review!
90+ minutes of the drama described above, almost three months in the making!
open.substack.com/pub/superjew...
Come with me to see HIGHEST 2 LOWEST (and unintentionally HIGH AND LOW) and listen to my odyssey-adjacent 9000-word review!
90+ minutes of the drama described above, almost three months in the making!
open.substack.com/pub/superjew...
Come with me to see Spike Lee's HIGHEST 2 LOWEST (and unintentionally Akira Kurosawa's HIGH AND LOW) and listen to my odyssey-adjacent 9000-word review!
Sibling drama! Sausage McMuffin drama! Spike Lee’s new drama! 90+ minutes of the drama described above, almost three months in the making!
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sibling drama! Sausage McMuffin drama! Spike Lee’s new drama!
Come with me to see HIGHEST 2 LOWEST (and unintentionally HIGH AND LOW) and listen to my odyssey-adjacent 9000-word review!
90+ minutes of the drama described above, almost three months in the making!
open.substack.com/pub/superjew...
Come with me to see HIGHEST 2 LOWEST (and unintentionally HIGH AND LOW) and listen to my odyssey-adjacent 9000-word review!
90+ minutes of the drama described above, almost three months in the making!
open.substack.com/pub/superjew...
If you're repeatedly listening to the 10,000 Maniacs cover of "Because The Night" so loud that I know you're listening to it, I am going to judge you on several levels.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you're repeatedly listening to the 10,000 Maniacs cover of "Because The Night" so loud that I know you're listening to it, I am going to judge you on several levels.
I wonder how many unhappy couples wish the Supreme Court would overturn straight marriage.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I wonder how many unhappy couples wish the Supreme Court would overturn straight marriage.
The only non-chain by me that does it charges a dollar 🤣
A question I never thought I’d be asking, but this economy has me wondering: will we soon see the end of the free coffee refill?
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The only non-chain by me that does it charges a dollar 🤣
Got gay married and lost my health care, so this morning is pretty much a wash. Thanks, America!
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Got gay married and lost my health care, so this morning is pretty much a wash. Thanks, America!
Seems like a decent time to mention that the record I made with Morrissey and Paul McCartney only features me 🤷😭
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Seems like a decent time to mention that the record I made with Morrissey and Paul McCartney only features me 🤷😭