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😢 🌙 👦 human after all
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now is the time for a Fallout property about being a mid-level bureaucrat in an established NCR who goes around looking in to Weird Pre-Apocalypse Stuff and talking vault dwellers and wilderness lunatics into working with civilization
February 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"

DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID

HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE

OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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new frogs
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i would like to undetstand why the police (PPB) never seem to cite drivers who literally kill pedestrians with their vehicles. the driver is cooperating, great, but they still killed someone
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The shift to cargo bike logistics is great, but it requires a parallel shift in infrastructure.

When you replace a delivery van with a cargo bike, you are moving freight capacity from the road to the bike lane. If you don't expand the bike lane to handle it, you're just creating a bottleneck.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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demands
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Rice Truck mentioned, gotta re-up the Saga just in case anyone hasn't read it--or if you're like me and just wanted to read it again

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a cancer nurse in a state I've never been to told messaged me and said that reading out Rice Truck aloud as it happened was the only day in her entire 14 year career on chemo ward that nobody cried and it's probably the best compliment I will ever get in my life
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Insta repost crime pays but botany doesn't mention
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't has a new shirt with a cute grub that says "Kill Every Lawn", very important gift for any punk bug person in your life www.bonfire.com/kill-every-l...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.

Marion Davies!
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Mabel Normand! (and she directed!)
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Voyager 1 is almost one light-day from Earth. The intrepid #spacecraft will cross a major distance milestone in November 2026 - 16.1 billion miles. #Voyager1 #lightday

Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat?

My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive

Mushroom spore: ok i wait
December 28, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]

wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time

me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The future American liberals want (laudatory)
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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a guy in a neighboring apartment saw the solution from his overhead view & ran down to direct the buses, solving the problem

”It went well and it was first and foremost fun”, summarizes audience member Helgeland.”

www.vg.no/nyheter/i/3p...
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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BIG WORD WEDNESDAY
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Evergreen
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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say what you will about leonardo dicaprio but it's crazy that he painted sixteen chapels
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM