Tim Kachur
@timkachur.bsky.social
A man with many interests. Once, I scored a goal described as Caliguiri-esque. #nufc #philly
again asking the NFL to adopt a version the Aussie Rules playoffs. Adds a week and a team, so 8 teams per conference. In week 1, the 4 division winners play (4 at 1, 3 at 2). Winners get a bye and losers play at home in 2nd week against the wild card winners from wk 1 (8 at 5, 7 at 6).
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
again asking the NFL to adopt a version the Aussie Rules playoffs. Adds a week and a team, so 8 teams per conference. In week 1, the 4 division winners play (4 at 1, 3 at 2). Winners get a bye and losers play at home in 2nd week against the wild card winners from wk 1 (8 at 5, 7 at 6).
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Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
My guillotine league team built around Bowers and Higgins would have been great today if I weren't eliminated in week 4
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My guillotine league team built around Bowers and Higgins would have been great today if I weren't eliminated in week 4
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
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Somehow John Smoltz still sounds bored.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Somehow John Smoltz still sounds bored.
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Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted
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Ranger Suárez pitches like he has plot armor
October 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ranger Suárez pitches like he has plot armor
You hate to see it
September 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You hate to see it
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper
August 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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My 8-year-old made their own version of the game Life, and it's way more accurate than the original. The path is convoluted. The rules change on a whim (but always in favor of the game's creator). The real estate is outlandishly expensive. The jobs pay either $9K or $999,999K. The goal is unclear.
July 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My 8-year-old made their own version of the game Life, and it's way more accurate than the original. The path is convoluted. The rules change on a whim (but always in favor of the game's creator). The real estate is outlandishly expensive. The jobs pay either $9K or $999,999K. The goal is unclear.
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BARTIROMO: Do you expect indictments and prosecutions?
GABBARD: In my view, yes, we have evidence to be able to move forward to prosecute and indict those responsible
BARTIROMO: I want to put a spotlight on those responsible -- Barack Obama, John Brennan, James Clapper ...
GABBARD: In my view, yes, we have evidence to be able to move forward to prosecute and indict those responsible
BARTIROMO: I want to put a spotlight on those responsible -- Barack Obama, John Brennan, James Clapper ...
July 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
BARTIROMO: Do you expect indictments and prosecutions?
GABBARD: In my view, yes, we have evidence to be able to move forward to prosecute and indict those responsible
BARTIROMO: I want to put a spotlight on those responsible -- Barack Obama, John Brennan, James Clapper ...
GABBARD: In my view, yes, we have evidence to be able to move forward to prosecute and indict those responsible
BARTIROMO: I want to put a spotlight on those responsible -- Barack Obama, John Brennan, James Clapper ...
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Should humanity exist? Let’s ask a man who cofounded an online payment-processing platform 27 years ago
June 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Should humanity exist? Let’s ask a man who cofounded an online payment-processing platform 27 years ago
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I like to think that the biggest influence present in the Chicago and Philly chapters of the Pope’s life was Greg Luzinski
May 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I like to think that the biggest influence present in the Chicago and Philly chapters of the Pope’s life was Greg Luzinski
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I'm at Elon Musk's draft party. Before every pick he says the team is going to draft Updog and starts laughing to himself between ketamine hits. He's given vials of sperm to 3 cocktail waitresses. One of his kids is running around with a Glock.
April 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm at Elon Musk's draft party. Before every pick he says the team is going to draft Updog and starts laughing to himself between ketamine hits. He's given vials of sperm to 3 cocktail waitresses. One of his kids is running around with a Glock.
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We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.
April 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.
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