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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
I don’t believe there is a God but if JD Vance slips and eats shit during the Olympics opening ceremony, I might just give it a shot
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I don’t believe there is a God but if JD Vance slips and eats shit during the Olympics opening ceremony, I might just give it a shot
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have some fun while asking about children who were sexually abused and exploited - JD Vance
Vance: There was a moment in the Oval Office, I wasn't even in there, but Trump was talking to Kaitlan Collins. Trump says, 'Why don't you ever smile?' And it's actually, like, so perceptive. Have some fun.
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
have some fun while asking about children who were sexually abused and exploited - JD Vance
Uh idk why this hasn’t gotten more attention already, but the public comment period for Trump’s proposed gutting of the Equal Credit Opportunity Act ends tonight at 11:59 PM. More info here: www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/F0...
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December 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Uh idk why this hasn’t gotten more attention already, but the public comment period for Trump’s proposed gutting of the Equal Credit Opportunity Act ends tonight at 11:59 PM. More info here: www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/F0...
I’m not the only one thinking this about Indiana right lmao
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I’m not the only one thinking this about Indiana right lmao
I love how jd is like “usha can speak for herself about how much she likes me,” and then she remains radio silent lmao
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I love how jd is like “usha can speak for herself about how much she likes me,” and then she remains radio silent lmao
@dieworkwear.bsky.social JD Vance has a whole new pants problem. Please tell us wtf is going on here. The front is… something.
October 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social JD Vance has a whole new pants problem. Please tell us wtf is going on here. The front is… something.
I need specific examples bc I *think* I know the kind of people this is about and they ARE absolutely fucking deranged but I’m not sure lmao
it's sort of funny watching the rest of Bluesky discover the insanity that is conservative MilTwitter
September 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I need specific examples bc I *think* I know the kind of people this is about and they ARE absolutely fucking deranged but I’m not sure lmao
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I keep seeing people say that less than 1 percent of mass shootings are committed by trans people.
That's somewhat misleading.
It's actually less than 0.1 percent.
More than 99.9% of mass shootings over the past decade were committed by non-trans people.
That's somewhat misleading.
It's actually less than 0.1 percent.
More than 99.9% of mass shootings over the past decade were committed by non-trans people.
September 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I keep seeing people say that less than 1 percent of mass shootings are committed by trans people.
That's somewhat misleading.
It's actually less than 0.1 percent.
More than 99.9% of mass shootings over the past decade were committed by non-trans people.
That's somewhat misleading.
It's actually less than 0.1 percent.
More than 99.9% of mass shootings over the past decade were committed by non-trans people.
trump probably wouldn’t like it pointed out how much he resembles Toad (I’m so sorry Toad, please forgive me)
August 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
trump probably wouldn’t like it pointed out how much he resembles Toad (I’m so sorry Toad, please forgive me)
“I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel” is the single most ridiculous sentence ever uttered
August 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel” is the single most ridiculous sentence ever uttered
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Alan Dersowitz was denied another pierogi.
August 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Alan Dersowitz was denied another pierogi.
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They murdered somebody during one of their raids.
They actually did it.
They actually did it.
July 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They murdered somebody during one of their raids.
They actually did it.
They actually did it.
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Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:
June 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:
me waving at my maga neighbors today
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
me waving at my maga neighbors today
sometimes the enemy of your enemy is just… also your enemy, and you all exist in a triangle of loathing.
June 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
sometimes the enemy of your enemy is just… also your enemy, and you all exist in a triangle of loathing.
I can’t be the only person who thought of this after the White House tesla stunt the other day
March 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can’t be the only person who thought of this after the White House tesla stunt the other day
@samsteindc.bsky.social you gotta listen to the Eric Adams episode of the If Books Could Kill podcast. you will lose your mind laughing
February 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
@samsteindc.bsky.social you gotta listen to the Eric Adams episode of the If Books Could Kill podcast. you will lose your mind laughing
“…to all who know me well, the claim from Mr. Trump that my
decisions as a prosecutor were influenced or directed by the Biden administration or other political
actors is, in a word, laughable.”
decisions as a prosecutor were influenced or directed by the Biden administration or other political
actors is, in a word, laughable.”
January 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“…to all who know me well, the claim from Mr. Trump that my
decisions as a prosecutor were influenced or directed by the Biden administration or other political
actors is, in a word, laughable.”
decisions as a prosecutor were influenced or directed by the Biden administration or other political
actors is, in a word, laughable.”
are you also waiting for volume 1 of the Jack Smith report to drop at midnight or are you normal
January 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
are you also waiting for volume 1 of the Jack Smith report to drop at midnight or are you normal
I will go to my grave thinking about the time Martha Alito wore aqueous ruffles, seahorse earrings, and a seahorse brooch to a confirmation hearing. She really thinks she’s the Queen of the LagOOOON
January 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I will go to my grave thinking about the time Martha Alito wore aqueous ruffles, seahorse earrings, and a seahorse brooch to a confirmation hearing. She really thinks she’s the Queen of the LagOOOON
my Roman Empire is actually the Roman Republic bc I’m not a bootlicking simp for dictators, thank you
January 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
my Roman Empire is actually the Roman Republic bc I’m not a bootlicking simp for dictators, thank you
just once, when asked about some horrid new thing House Republicans are doing, imagine if Jeffries leaned into the mic and went, “A, is for Assholes. B—“ and then got whisked away by staffers
January 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
just once, when asked about some horrid new thing House Republicans are doing, imagine if Jeffries leaned into the mic and went, “A, is for Assholes. B—“ and then got whisked away by staffers