this is not mary
@thisisnotmary.bsky.social
Chief Executive Officer of Dysfunction
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I’m not the only one thinking this about Indiana right lmao
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I’m not the only one thinking this about Indiana right lmao
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social ladies I feel like y’all will appreciate the unique manner in which a certain area of lil smoky’s pants often resembles canks’ neck. we need to get to the (front) bottom of this
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social ladies I feel like y’all will appreciate the unique manner in which a certain area of lil smoky’s pants often resembles canks’ neck. we need to get to the (front) bottom of this
omg who dresses this man 💀
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
omg who dresses this man 💀
still not as scary as whatever’s going on with jd vance’s pants (what is wrong with them?!)
October 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
still not as scary as whatever’s going on with jd vance’s pants (what is wrong with them?!)
@dieworkwear.bsky.social JD Vance has a whole new pants problem. Please tell us wtf is going on here. The front is… something.
October 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social JD Vance has a whole new pants problem. Please tell us wtf is going on here. The front is… something.
trump probably wouldn’t like it pointed out how much he resembles Toad (I’m so sorry Toad, please forgive me)
August 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
trump probably wouldn’t like it pointed out how much he resembles Toad (I’m so sorry Toad, please forgive me)
“I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel” is the single most ridiculous sentence ever uttered
August 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel” is the single most ridiculous sentence ever uttered
me waving at my maga neighbors today
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
me waving at my maga neighbors today
I can’t be the only person who thought of this after the White House tesla stunt the other day
March 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can’t be the only person who thought of this after the White House tesla stunt the other day
I will go to my grave thinking about the time Martha Alito wore aqueous ruffles, seahorse earrings, and a seahorse brooch to a confirmation hearing. She really thinks she’s the Queen of the LagOOOON
January 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I will go to my grave thinking about the time Martha Alito wore aqueous ruffles, seahorse earrings, and a seahorse brooch to a confirmation hearing. She really thinks she’s the Queen of the LagOOOON
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social your rant is speaking to me
December 18, 2024 at 6:47 AM
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social your rant is speaking to me
fuck it, Baby Dog for CIA Director.
November 22, 2024 at 4:42 AM
fuck it, Baby Dog for CIA Director.
November 15, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I keep thinking, was it worth it, Kev?
November 13, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I keep thinking, was it worth it, Kev?
was it worth it, Kevin?
November 13, 2024 at 8:51 PM
was it worth it, Kevin?
was it worth it, Kevin?
November 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
was it worth it, Kevin?
