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“New year, new meats.”

- Arby’s, probably
January 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan
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December 31, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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Anyway do you guys ever think about how Sam Darnold, who is better than Brock Purdy, was the 49ers backup QB when they lost one of the closest Super Bowls ever
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 AM
No one deserves to win the Rose Bowl this year
The Beef Bowl, an event at Lawry’s The Prime Rib restaurant the week leading up to the Rose Bowl, a tradition since 1956, won’t take place this week.

To put in perspective, The Beef Bowl is older than all but the Rose, Orange, Sugar, Sun, Cotton, Gator and Citrus bowls. 🪦🥩
December 31, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Kyle Shanahan showing off in front of Ben Johnson.
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
God bless football
These Gasparilla Bowl treasure map end zones look fantastic. 😍🏴‍☠️🦜🗺️
December 20, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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These Gasparilla Bowl treasure map end zones look fantastic. 😍🏴‍☠️🦜🗺️
December 20, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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I regret to inform you it’s once again time to figure out dinner :(
December 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
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December 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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Impossible for me to see the words “Broyles Award” without imagining how they must have told the sculptor “ok but it needs to be really clear the coach is an assistant”
December 11, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Jordan Love might somehow have the talent of Rodgers AND Favre
This is an ABSURD throw 🤯
December 7, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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Can confirm:

1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
December 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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🔜 Primetime Pack

#GBvsDET
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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no talk me angy
December 4, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Josh Allen literally just stared Fred Warner dead in the face and then ran past him into the end zone
December 2, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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ESPN has data for return TDs and player weights since 2000. No 300+ pounder (no 260+ pounder, actually) has a longer return TD than Leonard Williams's 91-yarder today.
December 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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trying to get myself pumped up for work tomorrow by listening to the wild kratts theme on loop
December 2, 2024 at 1:46 AM
A Packers vs. Bills Super Bowl would rule. Football gods… make it happen
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Folk Music Bars

#2
“They say pressure makes diamonds
How the hell am I still coal?”

Coal
Dylan Gossett
December 1, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Starting a series called Folk Music Bars where I post dope lyrics from folk songs. You’re welcome.

#1
“With that chip on my shoulder
And this past year I got so much older”

By And By
Caamp
December 1, 2024 at 11:05 PM