The Velocicrafter
@thevelocicrafter.bsky.social
Small feathered dromaeosaurid. With a crochet hook.
I craft. I game. I’ve been watching a lot of Star Trek lately….
(She/her)
I craft. I game. I’ve been watching a lot of Star Trek lately….
(She/her)
Pinned
Introduce yourself with:
One Book: “Going Postal” by Terry Pratchett
One Movie: “Jurassic Park”
One Album: “Tron: Legacy Soundtrack” by Daft Punk
One TV Show: “Cosmos: A Personal Voyage”
One Book: “Going Postal” by Terry Pratchett
One Movie: “Jurassic Park”
One Album: “Tron: Legacy Soundtrack” by Daft Punk
One TV Show: “Cosmos: A Personal Voyage”
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Death's speech in Hogfather (Discworld)
YouTube video by urza
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
The entirety of Ozymandias is an absolute banger, but… damn… that last line….
The entirety of Ozymandias is an absolute banger, but… damn… that last line….
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
The entirety of Ozymandias is an absolute banger, but… damn… that last line….
The entirety of Ozymandias is an absolute banger, but… damn… that last line….
::Stares at pictures for a solid minute::
Yeah.
I got nothing.
This is objectively correct.
::Wanders off to see if Beauty and the Beast is available on DVD::
Yeah.
I got nothing.
This is objectively correct.
::Wanders off to see if Beauty and the Beast is available on DVD::
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
::Stares at pictures for a solid minute::
Yeah.
I got nothing.
This is objectively correct.
::Wanders off to see if Beauty and the Beast is available on DVD::
Yeah.
I got nothing.
This is objectively correct.
::Wanders off to see if Beauty and the Beast is available on DVD::
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velociraptor = distanceraptor / timeraptor
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
velociraptor = distanceraptor / timeraptor
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Why is it called a mocha when it could be a chocolatte
July 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Why is it called a mocha when it could be a chocolatte
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It's the weekend, baby
July 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's the weekend, baby
I lol’d at this FAR harder than I should have.
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I lol’d at this FAR harder than I should have.
I, for one, welcome our new kaiju overlords.
Something is ‘pulsing’ beneath the Earth, scientists say – and could tear a continent apart
Something is ‘pulsing’ beneath the Earth – and it could tear a continent apart
Rhythmic surges are like a ‘heartbeat’ under the ground
www.independent.co.uk
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I, for one, welcome our new kaiju overlords.
Mood.
June 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Mood.
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It's the weekend, baby
May 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's the weekend, baby
OMG this picture.
OMG THE ALT TEXT!
OMG THE ALT TEXT!
Had to take a shot and English alt text for this
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
OMG this picture.
OMG THE ALT TEXT!
OMG THE ALT TEXT!
Yeah, okay, I LOL’d.
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Yeah, okay, I LOL’d.
Re-posting, because them’s the rules.
And a very happy 8th birthday to one of the rare Good Things about the internet.
And a very happy 8th birthday to one of the rare Good Things about the internet.
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Re-posting, because them’s the rules.
And a very happy 8th birthday to one of the rare Good Things about the internet.
And a very happy 8th birthday to one of the rare Good Things about the internet.
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
so they're mycoblogging
Punching robots.
(I’m playing Astro Bot, and it is a goddam delight.)
(I’m playing Astro Bot, and it is a goddam delight.)
April 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Punching robots.
(I’m playing Astro Bot, and it is a goddam delight.)
(I’m playing Astro Bot, and it is a goddam delight.)
I thought I had a joke about air travel, but it didn’t get off the ground.
I thought I had a joke about Full Self-Driving but it crashed and burned.
April 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I thought I had a joke about air travel, but it didn’t get off the ground.
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It's the weekend, baby
April 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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Seven years today since we first introduced you to this absolute unit.
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Seven years today since we first introduced you to this absolute unit.
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It's the weekend, baby
March 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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One of the really special things about Sesame Street was always these little art films that were less about teaching a specific thing than they were about instilling a sort of meditative sense of wonder at how the world works.
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
One of the really special things about Sesame Street was always these little art films that were less about teaching a specific thing than they were about instilling a sort of meditative sense of wonder at how the world works.
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It's the weekend, baby
March 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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Two spirals, both alike in dignity,
In fair Virgo where we lay our scene.
From ancient light, new stars take birth,
Where hydrogen gas makes spiral arms gleam.
from forth the cosmic dance of stellar strife
A pair of star-crossed galaxies, dance in the night
An R&J take that came to me seeing this.
In fair Virgo where we lay our scene.
From ancient light, new stars take birth,
Where hydrogen gas makes spiral arms gleam.
from forth the cosmic dance of stellar strife
A pair of star-crossed galaxies, dance in the night
An R&J take that came to me seeing this.
Very Large Telescope image of Arp 271, also known as NGC 5426 and NGC 5427.
This pair of interacting galaxies was the final image captured by the VIsible Multi-Object Spectrograph (VIMOS) instrument before it was decommissioned in 2018.
Credit: ESO, Juan Carlos Muñoz
Source
This pair of interacting galaxies was the final image captured by the VIsible Multi-Object Spectrograph (VIMOS) instrument before it was decommissioned in 2018.
Credit: ESO, Juan Carlos Muñoz
Source
March 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Two spirals, both alike in dignity,
In fair Virgo where we lay our scene.
From ancient light, new stars take birth,
Where hydrogen gas makes spiral arms gleam.
from forth the cosmic dance of stellar strife
A pair of star-crossed galaxies, dance in the night
An R&J take that came to me seeing this.
In fair Virgo where we lay our scene.
From ancient light, new stars take birth,
Where hydrogen gas makes spiral arms gleam.
from forth the cosmic dance of stellar strife
A pair of star-crossed galaxies, dance in the night
An R&J take that came to me seeing this.
I… think I remember this game.
It was sorta like space invaders.
Wow. That was an unexpected memory.
It was sorta like space invaders.
Wow. That was an unexpected memory.
March 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I… think I remember this game.
It was sorta like space invaders.
Wow. That was an unexpected memory.
It was sorta like space invaders.
Wow. That was an unexpected memory.
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It's the weekend, baby
March 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's the weekend, baby