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Steve
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Eats, works, repeats.
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Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bearman, Verstappen.... Finally BEA VER on the timing screen.
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ha ha ha ha! Loving this anything goes racing 😆 #F1 #WackyRaces
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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God: Any other requests?

Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!

God: No problem.
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Thank you. What's the difference between a cactus and a Tesla? On a cactus the pricks are on the outside.
October 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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TV direction was a bit dodgy today wannit
October 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Well done, FOM. Very well done, I really wanted to watch the crowd, instead of Hamilton shitting himself trying to hold off Alonso.

Excellent job there.

#F1
October 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Can’t believe it’s already October. Time flies when your life is falling apart
October 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Bleurgh.
September 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
'ere, wassat? 😆
Mole, most progbably, or a cute wiggly worm.
August 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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WE DID IT!
July 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Extremely relatable!
July 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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“I wouldn't say I'm massively looking forward to it”

Translation: Since being invited I've thought of nothing except possible excuses not to go.
July 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Thanks to all who got us comfortably past the target. But it’s getting harder each day so we are meeting to discuss new ideas for boosting signatures
July 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Umm, thanks but no.
July 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
See also "garage"
We have a downstairs cupboard which my wife must think has infinite storage space. Every time we are tidying up clutter she asks me to stick it in the downstairs cupboard. Little does she know half the stuff shes asked me to put in there i just throw straight in the bin
June 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm a McLaren fan but Hamilton is really setting the place on fire!
🚩 RED FLAG 🚩

A small patch of grass is on fire on the start/finish straight

#F1 #AustrianGP
June 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This, times a million.
The solution is less stuff, not a storage unit.
June 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.
June 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Oh yes, finally!
I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM