Ian, Teller of Tales
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He/they/any | storyteller | 日本語も喋れる
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️⚧️
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️⚧️
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Trump was accused of Rape.
Victim was found with her head blown off.
Police say “no way” a suicide.
Victim was found with her head blown off.
Police say “no way” a suicide.
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trump was accused of Rape.
Victim was found with her head blown off.
Police say “no way” a suicide.
Victim was found with her head blown off.
Police say “no way” a suicide.
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Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-of-coke-with-11-year-old-make-a-wish-fan/
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-of-coke-with-11-year-old-make-a-wish-fan/
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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⭐ New Video 🪓
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
⭐ New Video 🪓
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
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First four EDH/Commander decks! I got introduced to the format thanks to the 2011 precons.
Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
First four EDH/Commander decks! I got introduced to the format thanks to the 2011 precons.
Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
Kaalia - classic Angels/Demons/Dragons
Rafiq - Voltron
Child of Alara - Super friends (back when that was hard to do)
Sheoldred - Ramp/reanimator
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
LOTR is commonly discussed when this topic comes up; the books contain many positive, masculine role models, but Aragorn probably takes the cake for me.
Normalize kissing the homies on the forehead.
LOTR is commonly discussed when this topic comes up; the books contain many positive, masculine role models, but Aragorn probably takes the cake for me.
Normalize kissing the homies on the forehead.
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
LOTR is commonly discussed when this topic comes up; the books contain many positive, masculine role models, but Aragorn probably takes the cake for me.
Normalize kissing the homies on the forehead.
LOTR is commonly discussed when this topic comes up; the books contain many positive, masculine role models, but Aragorn probably takes the cake for me.
Normalize kissing the homies on the forehead.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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She doesn't know I suck her husband better
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
She doesn't know I suck her husband better
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BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
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Trans people are people
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Trans people are people
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Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
Grammarly Rebrands Company as Superhuman, Introduces Superhuman Suite and Superhuman Go
Superhuman Platform delivers proactive, context-aware AI agents that work in the flow of work, wherever people work Grammarly today announced it is changing its company…
www.grammarly.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
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Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too
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Happy Halloween from all of us at SEGA!
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Happy Halloween from all of us at SEGA!