just corwin things
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mostly just talking to myself on here 😌
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
[borat voice] bari weiss
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In case you have been wondering how things are going in Seattle these days
Be aware of toilet rats, King County says
Rats could climb into your toilet as a result of recent flooding from atmospheric rivers, King County officials say. Enter "wet rat winter."
www.seattletimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
In case you have been wondering how things are going in Seattle these days
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having a romantic dinner with my wife and leaned in close to whisper “the movie hustlers could also be called jennifer’s body”
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
having a romantic dinner with my wife and leaned in close to whisper “the movie hustlers could also be called jennifer’s body”
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
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mental health startup founder 😭
An afternoon at a Bay Area winery turned into a crime scene after a man allegedly tried to set a fire, threw a wine bottle at staff, fled in a Tesla, then intentionally crashed into parked cars.
Mental health startup founder allegedly tried to set fire at Bay Area winery before intentionally crashing Tesla
An afternoon at a Bay Area winery turned into a crime scene after a man allegedly tried to set a fire, threw a wine bottle at staff, fled in a Tesla, then intentionally crashed into parked cars.
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
mental health startup founder 😭
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okay i watched ep 3 of heated rivalry and thoughts:
1. this adaptation is hella better than the book game changer
2. francois arnaud is hot as shit
3. unbroken streak of amazing butts
4. this show is so gay and hot
5. and gay
6. and hot
7. butts
1. this adaptation is hella better than the book game changer
2. francois arnaud is hot as shit
3. unbroken streak of amazing butts
4. this show is so gay and hot
5. and gay
6. and hot
7. butts
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
okay i watched ep 3 of heated rivalry and thoughts:
1. this adaptation is hella better than the book game changer
2. francois arnaud is hot as shit
3. unbroken streak of amazing butts
4. this show is so gay and hot
5. and gay
6. and hot
7. butts
1. this adaptation is hella better than the book game changer
2. francois arnaud is hot as shit
3. unbroken streak of amazing butts
4. this show is so gay and hot
5. and gay
6. and hot
7. butts
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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im not reading any of your dumbass articles until you change your name to james publictransitville and beg for my forgiveness
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
im not reading any of your dumbass articles until you change your name to james publictransitville and beg for my forgiveness
bransen gates is so much funnier than sarah cooper & no one is talking about it
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
bransen gates is so much funnier than sarah cooper & no one is talking about it
can anybody tell me about the turkey sausage ice cream at salt & straw. i can usually get on board with their weirdness but that one has me extremely skeptical 👀
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
can anybody tell me about the turkey sausage ice cream at salt & straw. i can usually get on board with their weirdness but that one has me extremely skeptical 👀
this is record high turnout but it’s like … not very high?? 😬
Voter turnout in the Seattle election has reached 55.95%. That's the highest mayoral election voter turnout this century for the city, besting even the 2009 election when there was 54.99% voter turnout.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
this is record high turnout but it’s like … not very high?? 😬
glenn greenwald & garth greenwell are the dude version of phoebe bridgers and phoebe waller bridge
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
glenn greenwald & garth greenwell are the dude version of phoebe bridgers and phoebe waller bridge
must be nice to live in new york and know who your next mayor is gonna be 👀
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
must be nice to live in new york and know who your next mayor is gonna be 👀
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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This is as big a deal as Mamdani actually? In forever fascist ass MS...???
Like....
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Mississippi Democrats Break Republican Senate Supermajority, Flipping 3 Legislative Seats
After 13 years, Mississippi Democrats broke the Republican Party's supermajority in the Mississippi Senate, flipping 3 legislative seats.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is as big a deal as Mamdani actually? In forever fascist ass MS...???
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Like....
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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i couldn’t remember the word ‘concession’ so i asked my wife when cuomo’s “loser speech” was happening
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i couldn’t remember the word ‘concession’ so i asked my wife when cuomo’s “loser speech” was happening
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
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I sincerely hope Democrats pay attention to tonight’s results across the country. They won’t learn anything but still. Maybe. People are excited by change and original campaigns and bold ideas and candidates under the age of 50!
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I sincerely hope Democrats pay attention to tonight’s results across the country. They won’t learn anything but still. Maybe. People are excited by change and original campaigns and bold ideas and candidates under the age of 50!
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******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******
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why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.