Russ McGrath
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Russ McGrath
@therussmcgrath.bsky.social
i am the snorlax i speak for the z’s
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life is a cosmic joke
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
more like acetaMEDICINE
July 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
TROMP
200 people spent millions on Trump’s memecoin and were rewarded with this dinner

www.wired.com/story/a-heli...
May 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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never war’n
December 13, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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Medical update: I have begun to "rise" like dough and grow up to 300% in size when at rest. My regular kneaders have the day off, so it falls to me to throw myself down a steep flight of stairs in an effort to deflate.
May 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
May 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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weird al yankovic? i wonder if he means old fred yankovic...
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
hell yeah can’t wait to shake out some whole black peppercorns… what the fuck!
May 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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zuck: the average american has three friends
May 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
they shoulda called it “Sousacal”
April 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
kennedeez nuts
March 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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shout out to the original "john and kate plus 8" !
March 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
still waiting on those precedented times we were promised
March 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m not over sharing, I’m decanting my story
March 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
butternut squash and sweet potato switching places to confuse their teachers
February 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
as a photographer of dead elusive animals, this triggers me
This is insulting.
I have a name.
January 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
stirrer is exact same size as postit ⚠️
January 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Word of the Day: Soup
January 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
imagine a world without Scroll Lock
December 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
never war’n
December 13, 2024 at 9:44 PM
the Intuit language has over a hundred words for ‘tax’
December 12, 2024 at 3:14 PM
[I snap this in half and begin performing a sensual fan dance]

therapist: oh my god
Sorry to be misandrist but sometimes when I hear or read (SOME) men talking about their lives I feel like they desperately need to spend some time w this baby bc it seems like they have never once reflected on what might be going on inside them
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM