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@therealbeardo.bsky.social
sports are sports…. and teams are teams
(thank you for what you’ve done to your bodies)
(thank you for what you’ve done to your bodies)
The Margaritaville near you is gonna be PACKED today
September 2, 2023 at 1:23 PM
The Margaritaville near you is gonna be PACKED today
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this is the oldest i've ever felt in my life
September 1, 2023 at 10:18 PM
this is the oldest i've ever felt in my life
Hall & Oats is fucking terrible
August 31, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Hall & Oats is fucking terrible
Get a profile photo you bitch! @garzanator.bsky.social
August 29, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Get a profile photo you bitch! @garzanator.bsky.social
Reskeet with a pic and your age
38 and pale af
38 and pale af
August 8, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Reskeet with a pic and your age
38 and pale af
38 and pale af
I follow so few people that this would really help
bluesky should introduce a half-mute for when you like someone but they post just a little too much
August 7, 2023 at 5:14 PM
I follow so few people that this would really help
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I woke up tired, Garfield was right
August 7, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I woke up tired, Garfield was right
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This kinda blew my mind.
August 7, 2023 at 2:33 PM
This kinda blew my mind.
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babe are you mastodon? because you're confusing and none of my friends like you
August 4, 2023 at 1:35 AM
babe are you mastodon? because you're confusing and none of my friends like you
Yeah I’m left leaning I mean …
July 27, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Yeah I’m left leaning I mean …
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walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the worm
July 26, 2023 at 11:46 PM
walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the worm
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Ahhh skeet skeet
July 24, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Ahhh skeet skeet
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good morning to the latest flood of refugees from the dipshit site
we have:
* horny
* jokes we run into the ground in minutes
* yelling at people for willful misunderstandings
* lack of perspective
* complaining about the site we post on
you'll feel right at home
we have:
* horny
* jokes we run into the ground in minutes
* yelling at people for willful misunderstandings
* lack of perspective
* complaining about the site we post on
you'll feel right at home
July 24, 2023 at 3:58 PM
good morning to the latest flood of refugees from the dipshit site
we have:
* horny
* jokes we run into the ground in minutes
* yelling at people for willful misunderstandings
* lack of perspective
* complaining about the site we post on
you'll feel right at home
we have:
* horny
* jokes we run into the ground in minutes
* yelling at people for willful misunderstandings
* lack of perspective
* complaining about the site we post on
you'll feel right at home
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Cat gazing at a butterfly. 1907. https://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/ecatalogue/2018/fine-chinese-paintings-and-calligraphy-n09907/lot.692.html
July 21, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Cat gazing at a butterfly. 1907. https://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/ecatalogue/2018/fine-chinese-paintings-and-calligraphy-n09907/lot.692.html
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I'd like to milk the two people please
July 21, 2023 at 4:43 PM
I'd like to milk the two people please
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"God stop giving me your toughest battles"
God: "But you are a tardigrade"
God: "But you are a tardigrade"
July 20, 2023 at 2:44 PM
"God stop giving me your toughest battles"
God: "But you are a tardigrade"
God: "But you are a tardigrade"
Rugrats was a bad show
July 20, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Rugrats was a bad show
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i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around
July 19, 2023 at 8:09 PM
i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around
Denver Becky got roasted
lmao holy fuck
July 19, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Denver Becky got roasted
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"b b b ut DRIL's Not Funny! his posts are Highly illogical, reductionist Tripe! im telling the Mods!!!" huge balloon full of piss falls on top of the mother fuckers head beofre he tells the mods
July 19, 2023 at 2:59 PM
"b b b ut DRIL's Not Funny! his posts are Highly illogical, reductionist Tripe! im telling the Mods!!!" huge balloon full of piss falls on top of the mother fuckers head beofre he tells the mods