Turkey Volume Guessing Michael
@thepmann.bsky.social
Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. (#amquerying) Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him. I say "fuck" a lot.
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he was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
he was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?
he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” George Carlin
Whats so unnerving, among many other aspects of the whole sordid Epstein miasma, is how incestuous the world of these elites are. Everyone knows everyone. The personal, social, and professional spheres all overlap.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” George Carlin
There’s something grimly fascinating about how willingly, how eagerly these people will lower themselves into Hell.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
There’s something grimly fascinating about how willingly, how eagerly these people will lower themselves into Hell.
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once you've been to bajor you'll never stop wanting to beat gul dukat to death with your bare hands.
Anthony Bourdain travelogue except it's Star Trek
Another Star Trek take: unless your idea is set in a part of
Star Trek we know nothing about, I don’t wanna hear itn
Star Trek we know nothing about, I don’t wanna hear itn
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
once you've been to bajor you'll never stop wanting to beat gul dukat to death with your bare hands.
I wasn’t really expecting a big birthday present at all this year, let alone the Epstein Files
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I wasn’t really expecting a big birthday present at all this year, let alone the Epstein Files
BREAKING: The Worst People In New York Are Unhappy
"The more-than-300 comments responding to that anonymous post are full of mothers looking for property in New Jersey or Florida, predicting that Mamdani’s promise to make buses free will lead criminals to rape and kill innocent passengers."
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
Upper East Side Moms Are Melting Down Over Mamdani
A 35,000-person Facebook group devolved into panic and infighting after the mayoral election.
www.thecut.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BREAKING: The Worst People In New York Are Unhappy
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finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol
Saw a People magazine at the store with the lead story "How I Caught My Twin's Killer".
Heaven help me, I immediately imagined the lady going up to random people and saying "Surprise, motherfucker! I lived!" until it worked.
Heaven help me, I immediately imagined the lady going up to random people and saying "Surprise, motherfucker! I lived!" until it worked.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Saw a People magazine at the store with the lead story "How I Caught My Twin's Killer".
Heaven help me, I immediately imagined the lady going up to random people and saying "Surprise, motherfucker! I lived!" until it worked.
Heaven help me, I immediately imagined the lady going up to random people and saying "Surprise, motherfucker! I lived!" until it worked.
In addition to everything else, someone has to get that puppy the hell away from Ghislaine Maxwell
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In addition to everything else, someone has to get that puppy the hell away from Ghislaine Maxwell
This joke is so dad it’s not trying to air condition the whole damn neighborhood.
This joke is so dad it tuts when you ask it for a lift anywhere and mutters "I'm not a bloody taxi service..."
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This joke is so dad it’s not trying to air condition the whole damn neighborhood.
Pepe the Prawn is aggressively unfunny.
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pepe the Prawn is aggressively unfunny.
I for one am shocked that the plagiarism machine is also a spying machine.
AI chats aren't private? 🤔
Profound is allegedly collecting & licensing sensitive ChatGPT & Google Gemini prompts via extensions, selling the data privacy risk to marketers. #AIChatbots #TechNews
Read more on PCMag 🔗 bit.ly/3LyZz0g
Profound is allegedly collecting & licensing sensitive ChatGPT & Google Gemini prompts via extensions, selling the data privacy risk to marketers. #AIChatbots #TechNews
Read more on PCMag 🔗 bit.ly/3LyZz0g
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I for one am shocked that the plagiarism machine is also a spying machine.
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
Depression!
Autism!
ADHD!
Social Anxiety!
Imposter Syndrome!
By our powers combined, we are Michael's psyche!
Autism!
ADHD!
Social Anxiety!
Imposter Syndrome!
By our powers combined, we are Michael's psyche!
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Depression!
Autism!
ADHD!
Social Anxiety!
Imposter Syndrome!
By our powers combined, we are Michael's psyche!
Autism!
ADHD!
Social Anxiety!
Imposter Syndrome!
By our powers combined, we are Michael's psyche!
... nah, too easy.
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
... nah, too easy.
"James Bond undied."
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"James Bond undied."
If "read a book, get a free burger" had existed when I was a kid, I would have died of a heart attack by age 12.
I salute In-N-Out Burger for launching a whole ass Book-It program
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If "read a book, get a free burger" had existed when I was a kid, I would have died of a heart attack by age 12.
Total nonissue. Just do a flashback 20 or so minutes in showing the Five resurrecting him on Krakoa.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Total nonissue. Just do a flashback 20 or so minutes in showing the Five resurrecting him on Krakoa.
I can think of one important difference.
For now.
For now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I can think of one important difference.
For now.
For now.
Mickey and Minnie’s sex life is unconventional, but it’s kept them together for 97 years.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mickey and Minnie’s sex life is unconventional, but it’s kept them together for 97 years.
Assholes trying to amass wealth and power.
You know, the stuff of fantasy.
You know, the stuff of fantasy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Assholes trying to amass wealth and power.
You know, the stuff of fantasy.
You know, the stuff of fantasy.
Has anyone tried turning Chuck Schumer off and then turning him on again?
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Has anyone tried turning Chuck Schumer off and then turning him on again?
“What say you, Senate?”
“FUCK THE POOR!”
“FUCK THE POOR!”
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“What say you, Senate?”
“FUCK THE POOR!”
“FUCK THE POOR!”
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.