Turkey Volume Guessing Michael
@thepmann.bsky.social
Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. (#amquerying) Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him. I say "fuck" a lot.
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Pepe the Prawn is aggressively unfunny.
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pepe the Prawn is aggressively unfunny.
I for one am shocked that the plagiarism machine is also a spying machine.
AI chats aren't private? 🤔
Profound is allegedly collecting & licensing sensitive ChatGPT & Google Gemini prompts via extensions, selling the data privacy risk to marketers. #AIChatbots #TechNews
Read more on PCMag 🔗 bit.ly/3LyZz0g
Profound is allegedly collecting & licensing sensitive ChatGPT & Google Gemini prompts via extensions, selling the data privacy risk to marketers. #AIChatbots #TechNews
Read more on PCMag 🔗 bit.ly/3LyZz0g
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I for one am shocked that the plagiarism machine is also a spying machine.
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
Depression!
Autism!
ADHD!
Social Anxiety!
Imposter Syndrome!
By our powers combined, we are Michael's psyche!
Autism!
ADHD!
Social Anxiety!
Imposter Syndrome!
By our powers combined, we are Michael's psyche!
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Depression!
Autism!
ADHD!
Social Anxiety!
Imposter Syndrome!
By our powers combined, we are Michael's psyche!
Autism!
ADHD!
Social Anxiety!
Imposter Syndrome!
By our powers combined, we are Michael's psyche!
... nah, too easy.
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
... nah, too easy.
"James Bond undied."
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"James Bond undied."
If "read a book, get a free burger" had existed when I was a kid, I would have died of a heart attack by age 12.
I salute In-N-Out Burger for launching a whole ass Book-It program
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If "read a book, get a free burger" had existed when I was a kid, I would have died of a heart attack by age 12.
Total nonissue. Just do a flashback 20 or so minutes in showing the Five resurrecting him on Krakoa.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Total nonissue. Just do a flashback 20 or so minutes in showing the Five resurrecting him on Krakoa.
I can think of one important difference.
For now.
For now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I can think of one important difference.
For now.
For now.
Mickey and Minnie’s sex life is unconventional, but it’s kept them together for 97 years.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mickey and Minnie’s sex life is unconventional, but it’s kept them together for 97 years.
Assholes trying to amass wealth and power.
You know, the stuff of fantasy.
You know, the stuff of fantasy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Assholes trying to amass wealth and power.
You know, the stuff of fantasy.
You know, the stuff of fantasy.
Has anyone tried turning Chuck Schumer off and then turning him on again?
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Has anyone tried turning Chuck Schumer off and then turning him on again?
“What say you, Senate?”
“FUCK THE POOR!”
“FUCK THE POOR!”
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
“What say you, Senate?”
“FUCK THE POOR!”
“FUCK THE POOR!”
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Who will rid us of these meddlesome centrist dipshits (by primarying them)?
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Who will rid us of these meddlesome centrist dipshits (by primarying them)?
I just pissed myself off by reminding myself about Final Crisis: Legion of Three Worlds.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I just pissed myself off by reminding myself about Final Crisis: Legion of Three Worlds.
same
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
same
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How about no. How about fuck you sideways.
“OpenAI is getting ready to run hat in hand to the taxpayer for subsidies.” After losing more than $13 billion this year, OpenAI officials are angling for a bailout. From @ryanlcooper.com:
trib.al/CUazMCQ
trib.al/CUazMCQ
OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to: Uncle Sam.
trib.al
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How about no. How about fuck you sideways.
For fuck's sake. If someone as white as *me* can understand this, there's no excuse for somebody on the music beat for a major publication.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
For fuck's sake. If someone as white as *me* can understand this, there's no excuse for somebody on the music beat for a major publication.
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I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
I desperately need to hear someone like Nick Offerman or J.K. Simmons read the line "We participated in a genocide, Barney."
It’s truly brand negligence that no one is paying @manruss.bsky.social and @stevepugh.bsky.social to develop an animated version of their Flintstones. A book that turns 10 next year and deserves celebration! #comicsky
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I desperately need to hear someone like Nick Offerman or J.K. Simmons read the line "We participated in a genocide, Barney."
Perfect for #MockPit day! If your WIP had a book or movie tagline, what would it be? #FiFRevPit
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM