The One Who Cums
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Mdni
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Lobotomize me daddy
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Lobotomize me daddy
Rectum Ralph, is this anything?
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Rectum Ralph, is this anything?
Democratic party circa 2025
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Democratic party circa 2025
Deep fried image of this cat I know facing the wall
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Deep fried image of this cat I know facing the wall
Is it happening yet?
$NVDA - VIDIA FACES BIGGEST VALUE DROP SINCE DEEPSEEK SELLOFF Nvidia has lost about $440 billion in market value since Monday, its steepest three-day decline since January’s DeepSeek-driven selloff. The stock is down nearly 9% this week, though it remains up about 41% for the
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Is it happening yet?
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Fucking awful picks. Terrible. Fuck Judy Hopps.
Disney has released Judy Hopps’ 4 favorite films on the ‘Zootopia’ version of Letterboxd.
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fucking awful picks. Terrible. Fuck Judy Hopps.
Saw something cool night
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Saw something cool night
I saw someone fart with their cheeks clamped shut, and it blew there legs clean off
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I saw someone fart with their cheeks clamped shut, and it blew there legs clean off
Just a reminder that if I make a post and you steal it, I don't care. I will never care.
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just a reminder that if I make a post and you steal it, I don't care. I will never care.
Friend that wipes boogers on everything: hey bro, can I come over and chill by some surfaces?
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Friend that wipes boogers on everything: hey bro, can I come over and chill by some surfaces?
Friend that wipes boogers on everything: hey bro, can I come over and chill by some surfaces?
November 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Friend that wipes boogers on everything: hey bro, can I come over and chill by some surfaces?
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Absolutely massive, earth shattering news here
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Absolutely massive, earth shattering news here
Gooner getting a wet dream: awww wtf that was for the pony jar
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Gooner getting a wet dream: awww wtf that was for the pony jar
Loading candy into a t-shirt cannon and delivery candy by mortar
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Loading candy into a t-shirt cannon and delivery candy by mortar
I think one out of every 100 cans of monster should make you cum until you die
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think one out of every 100 cans of monster should make you cum until you die
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Printing this picture out and taking it to my local deli. I’m going to tell them to set the slicer to Walmart toilet paper.
Walmart has me out here wiping my ass with hopes and dreams
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Printing this picture out and taking it to my local deli. I’m going to tell them to set the slicer to Walmart toilet paper.
This discussion must be happening in a universe where How You Remind Me by Nickelback doesn't exist
Nice try it's clearly paralyzer by finger eleven
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This discussion must be happening in a universe where How You Remind Me by Nickelback doesn't exist
Walmart has me out here wiping my ass with hopes and dreams
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Walmart has me out here wiping my ass with hopes and dreams
I got smacked so hard yesterday my vision blurred. (Consensually)
October 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I got smacked so hard yesterday my vision blurred. (Consensually)
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Chuck-E-cheese
where a kid can kill a kid
where a kid can kill a kid
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Chuck-E-cheese
where a kid can kill a kid
where a kid can kill a kid
Sorry kitten, daddy's experiencing horrors beyond his comprehension
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sorry kitten, daddy's experiencing horrors beyond his comprehension
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Calm waters don't make good sailors. Give that girl with the gangster tweety bird t-shirt and cookie monster pajama pants a chance.
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Calm waters don't make good sailors. Give that girl with the gangster tweety bird t-shirt and cookie monster pajama pants a chance.
Dog just given voice translator: Food Please
Me: has the process of being able to communicate with me alienated you from your peers?
Dog: I want to go to the park
Me: has the process of being able to communicate with me alienated you from your peers?
Dog: I want to go to the park
October 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Dog just given voice translator: Food Please
Me: has the process of being able to communicate with me alienated you from your peers?
Dog: I want to go to the park
Me: has the process of being able to communicate with me alienated you from your peers?
Dog: I want to go to the park