The last Chuck-E-cheese
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Now with 74% less asbestos
The lawsuits couldnt keep us down
The lawsuits couldnt keep us down
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If you meet an odd man in the elevator who offers to take you to the 13-½ floor, don't do it. You're not ready for what's there.
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
If you meet an odd man in the elevator who offers to take you to the 13-½ floor, don't do it. You're not ready for what's there.
We dont want to only be known as the place with a frozen dead ICE agent in the parking lot so we're bringing back chuckaritas to the menu!
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
We dont want to only be known as the place with a frozen dead ICE agent in the parking lot so we're bringing back chuckaritas to the menu!
Yep, hes still there
It seems an ICE agent feel on the ice in the parking lot and broke his neck. What a shame that hes blocking Suzannes parking spot
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Yep, hes still there
It seems an ICE agent feel on the ice in the parking lot and broke his neck. What a shame that hes blocking Suzannes parking spot
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
It seems an ICE agent feel on the ice in the parking lot and broke his neck. What a shame that hes blocking Suzannes parking spot
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Duo ‘bout to suck this D
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Duo ‘bout to suck this D
Fuck it
We're getting a lava lamp
We're getting a lava lamp
January 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Fuck it
We're getting a lava lamp
We're getting a lava lamp
Come sit in the chair where a guy who looks like Walton Goggins got served divorce papers once
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Come sit in the chair where a guy who looks like Walton Goggins got served divorce papers once
Have you kids ask us one more time to play the skibbidy toilet song and we'll burn this place down to the ground.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Have you kids ask us one more time to play the skibbidy toilet song and we'll burn this place down to the ground.
Come see the Frogger machine with John Wayne Gacy's never-been-beaten high score
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Come see the Frogger machine with John Wayne Gacy's never-been-beaten high score
It is with a heavy heart that we have to announce that Nigel, host of Animal world is still alive
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It is with a heavy heart that we have to announce that Nigel, host of Animal world is still alive
To the absolute sicko who took a shit on the 1996 Santa with muscle starring Hulk Hogan pinball machine: we dont approve of your method but we kinda get it
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
To the absolute sicko who took a shit on the 1996 Santa with muscle starring Hulk Hogan pinball machine: we dont approve of your method but we kinda get it
We are not evading taxes
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We are not evading taxes
Has the booger wall become sentient or is it just black mold?
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Has the booger wall become sentient or is it just black mold?
I think the city is just as puzzled as we are that the building is still standing.
Or even there at all
Or even there at all
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I think the city is just as puzzled as we are that the building is still standing.
Or even there at all
Or even there at all
Whenever you pull into the parking to u-turn, just know that you give us false hopes and while thats not illegal, its morally reprehensible
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever you pull into the parking to u-turn, just know that you give us false hopes and while thats not illegal, its morally reprehensible
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Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here at chuck-e-cheese there are two seasons: winter and tire burning
In retrospect, there were better ways for us to encourage Andre's taxidermy hobby. The animatronic band will be back as soon as we can get rid of, as one guest put it, "these abominations to God"
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In retrospect, there were better ways for us to encourage Andre's taxidermy hobby. The animatronic band will be back as soon as we can get rid of, as one guest put it, "these abominations to God"
Word on the street is the rich twins are back from the Hamptons. We know their parents can afford the Ritz, so why do they keep coming here? Last time, they hucked beans at Todd until he cried. Bet they're too rich to know that beans are a type of food.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Word on the street is the rich twins are back from the Hamptons. We know their parents can afford the Ritz, so why do they keep coming here? Last time, they hucked beans at Todd until he cried. Bet they're too rich to know that beans are a type of food.
You think getting a sandwich thrown at you is bad? Todd had a family size frozen pizza thrown at him like a Frisbee by a kid who had all the strength that fun dip can give. He could have died.
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You think getting a sandwich thrown at you is bad? Todd had a family size frozen pizza thrown at him like a Frisbee by a kid who had all the strength that fun dip can give. He could have died.
It was a close one, but we're pleased to announce that we've officially outlived Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It was a close one, but we're pleased to announce that we've officially outlived Dick Cheney
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We're having a bit of a brown recluse infestation at the moment. Trick or treaters welcome but not encouraged
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
We're having a bit of a brown recluse infestation at the moment. Trick or treaters welcome but not encouraged
We're having a bit of a brown recluse infestation at the moment. Trick or treaters welcome but not encouraged
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
We're having a bit of a brown recluse infestation at the moment. Trick or treaters welcome but not encouraged
If ICE wants to raid our restaurant, we got exposed nails and a flooded parking lot that says "no"
Also, Suzanne open carries
Also, Suzanne open carries
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If ICE wants to raid our restaurant, we got exposed nails and a flooded parking lot that says "no"
Also, Suzanne open carries
Also, Suzanne open carries
We can't prove it, but we know our former associate Claire is (allegedly) to blame for the number of people who bring cats to the restaurant as a prank. For obvious reasons, this is a hazard to our establishment and brand.
Because they shit everywhere
Because they shit everywhere
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We can't prove it, but we know our former associate Claire is (allegedly) to blame for the number of people who bring cats to the restaurant as a prank. For obvious reasons, this is a hazard to our establishment and brand.
Because they shit everywhere
Because they shit everywhere