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Now with 74% less asbestos
The lawsuits couldnt keep us down
The lawsuits couldnt keep us down
They cant all be winners and we refuse to be shamed
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They cant all be winners and we refuse to be shamed
You are both still banned from the premises until you apologize to our janitor, Todd
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You are both still banned from the premises until you apologize to our janitor, Todd
Thank you, Jennifer. In this business, we gotta savor the small victories
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Thank you, Jennifer. In this business, we gotta savor the small victories
The key is to not be a piece of shit playing God, Vicki. Our former associate Claire could have used that lesson too
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The key is to not be a piece of shit playing God, Vicki. Our former associate Claire could have used that lesson too
We're very touched by your passion for our restaurant. Please see Suzanne for 10 free tokens as a sign of our gratitude
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We're very touched by your passion for our restaurant. Please see Suzanne for 10 free tokens as a sign of our gratitude
We aint watching that.
Good for you
Or sorry that happened
Good for you
Or sorry that happened
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We aint watching that.
Good for you
Or sorry that happened
Good for you
Or sorry that happened
Mr. Munch was put down humanly in 2005 to avoid a repeat of the 1997 incident
October 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mr. Munch was put down humanly in 2005 to avoid a repeat of the 1997 incident
Chuck-E-cheese is in compliance with anti gambling laws. Any parent caught letting their kids gamble will be banned to table 14 for the remainder of their stay
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Chuck-E-cheese is in compliance with anti gambling laws. Any parent caught letting their kids gamble will be banned to table 14 for the remainder of their stay
This is a safe space for kids, we swear
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is a safe space for kids, we swear
The AI glitched please this is a safe space for kids dont tell anyone that this isn't a safe space for kids. Oh god
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The AI glitched please this is a safe space for kids dont tell anyone that this isn't a safe space for kids. Oh god
Also, Todd is allergic
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Also, Todd is allergic
But if it does happen, tell Suzanne. She's the only one who can reboot the router, so we trust her on this
October 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
But if it does happen, tell Suzanne. She's the only one who can reboot the router, so we trust her on this
You know what else is dangerous, Nick? Passing up on our spooky season pumpkin spice Chuckaritas promotion!
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You know what else is dangerous, Nick? Passing up on our spooky season pumpkin spice Chuckaritas promotion!