The One Who Cums
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Reminder that a system is what it does. If there have been years of concessions in basic dignities and rights by Liberal leaders it means its what they're for.
It helps when you set it so it won't let you post without alt text
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It helps when you set it so it won't let you post without alt text
Just had a candybar after a stressful event and I now know why my grandma was fat
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Just had a candybar after a stressful event and I now know why my grandma was fat
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>walk into politics store
>about to select politician
>ask establishment if the candidate is soulless flesh puppet controlled by capital
>they don't understand
>explain difference between flesh puppet and real human
>they laugh and say it's good candidate sir
>vote for candidate
>its flesh puppet
>about to select politician
>ask establishment if the candidate is soulless flesh puppet controlled by capital
>they don't understand
>explain difference between flesh puppet and real human
>they laugh and say it's good candidate sir
>vote for candidate
>its flesh puppet
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
>walk into politics store
>about to select politician
>ask establishment if the candidate is soulless flesh puppet controlled by capital
>they don't understand
>explain difference between flesh puppet and real human
>they laugh and say it's good candidate sir
>vote for candidate
>its flesh puppet
>about to select politician
>ask establishment if the candidate is soulless flesh puppet controlled by capital
>they don't understand
>explain difference between flesh puppet and real human
>they laugh and say it's good candidate sir
>vote for candidate
>its flesh puppet
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happy valentines
We're getting creamed out there.
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
happy valentines
Manifesting
We're getting creamed out there.
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Manifesting
There are people who are killing you, they have names, addresses, and require your consent to live.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
There are people who are killing you, they have names, addresses, and require your consent to live.
If you stay on these rails, this daily monotonous track to oblivion's cliff, you will die as fuel for the cause that ships you.
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
If you stay on these rails, this daily monotonous track to oblivion's cliff, you will die as fuel for the cause that ships you.
We apocalyptic posting tonight, sorry folks.
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
We apocalyptic posting tonight, sorry folks.
Concerning Trend: millennials spending work day by dying mother's side
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Concerning Trend: millennials spending work day by dying mother's side
If jojos bizarre adventure has taught me anything, it's that I need more friends I can lick and say "this is the taste if a liar"
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
If jojos bizarre adventure has taught me anything, it's that I need more friends I can lick and say "this is the taste if a liar"
New lipstick I got as a gift from @feistyfeminist.bsky.social!
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
New lipstick I got as a gift from @feistyfeminist.bsky.social!
Alt text helped get me my dream job btw
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Alt text helped get me my dream job btw
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Millennials are now 95 years old at a minimum. I have been a millennial for untold centuries.
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Millennials are now 95 years old at a minimum. I have been a millennial for untold centuries.
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this post has legitimately helped me stop doomscrolling. like oh, you're scaremaxxing? like the reddit baby???
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
this post has legitimately helped me stop doomscrolling. like oh, you're scaremaxxing? like the reddit baby???
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MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?"
BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?"
BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
"Real Bigotry" is a fake term used by people who hold more privilege than you. Its used to dole out concessions and allow them to be the arbiter of racism from a pedestal of hypotheticals.
Also, inventing fake bigotry to win interpersonal feuds feels pretty disrespectful to people facing real bigotry, and even to the idea that real bigotry matters.
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"Real Bigotry" is a fake term used by people who hold more privilege than you. Its used to dole out concessions and allow them to be the arbiter of racism from a pedestal of hypotheticals.
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friedrich engels on “social murder” in his book condition of the working class (1845)
July 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
friedrich engels on “social murder” in his book condition of the working class (1845)
Its time to post the Neolithic pig pot again
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Its time to post the Neolithic pig pot again
I wonder if the people who where tricked into shooting up schools have better targets now that the files are out(ish)
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I wonder if the people who where tricked into shooting up schools have better targets now that the files are out(ish)
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small crab eating a grape (important)
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
small crab eating a grape (important)
There are so many facets of the TOS stop me from talking about them truthfully
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
There are so many facets of the TOS stop me from talking about them truthfully
The Black Eyed Peas after making 'Let's Get Retarded': I feel good about what we've done here
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The Black Eyed Peas after making 'Let's Get Retarded': I feel good about what we've done here
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Imagine if this post blew up? And you’d be getting in on the ground floor by liking and reposting it? Could be huge
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Imagine if this post blew up? And you’d be getting in on the ground floor by liking and reposting it? Could be huge
