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Mdni
Proud parent of your favorite poster™
Mdni
Proud parent of your favorite poster™
This is some wonderful news
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This is some wonderful news
I thought it was a derogatory term that combined the sounds of faggot with maga
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I thought it was a derogatory term that combined the sounds of faggot with maga
I've never seen the show, but I'm pretty sure this is just what the care bears are
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I've never seen the show, but I'm pretty sure this is just what the care bears are
I think this is a red flag
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I think this is a red flag
I get that they're both serving capital, but the fact that the democratic party has captured so much of our political power is harrowing
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I get that they're both serving capital, but the fact that the democratic party has captured so much of our political power is harrowing
I was fighting demons
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I was fighting demons
Remember that any audience you cater to exists only in your imagination. Their imagined perceptions can never be known, so they will never be achieved.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Remember that any audience you cater to exists only in your imagination. Their imagined perceptions can never be known, so they will never be achieved.
I'm sorry to inform you, but I offer nothing of any benefit to society
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm sorry to inform you, but I offer nothing of any benefit to society
How many time do you gotta get in trouble before they let you meet the owner?
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
How many time do you gotta get in trouble before they let you meet the owner?
Its good I just do it for the love of the game
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Its good I just do it for the love of the game
That's ok Imma about to snowblow my front lawn at 4am every morning
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
That's ok Imma about to snowblow my front lawn at 4am every morning
Damn, I should start sex work
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Damn, I should start sex work
Yeah well if you could watch that without crashing out you'd be too powerful
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Yeah well if you could watch that without crashing out you'd be too powerful
Proud as fuck of you
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Proud as fuck of you
Platypussy (Noun) a serving of pussy
Ex: I came home from work and my wife served me a platypussy.
Ex: I came home from work and my wife served me a platypussy.
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Platypussy (Noun) a serving of pussy
Ex: I came home from work and my wife served me a platypussy.
Ex: I came home from work and my wife served me a platypussy.
Info dumps about the last successful terrorist attack
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Info dumps about the last successful terrorist attack