TheMerryWolf (COMMISSIONS OPEN)
@themerrywolf.bsky.social
Cis || She/Her || Ace/Aro || Old enough to remember VHS || COMMISSIONS OPEN
Stressed, depressed, and not even well dressed! Occasionally art & NSFW 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞
Banner art by @skyiora on Twit
Art tag is #wolfscribbles
https://linktr.ee/TheMerryWolf
Stressed, depressed, and not even well dressed! Occasionally art & NSFW 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞
Banner art by @skyiora on Twit
Art tag is #wolfscribbles
https://linktr.ee/TheMerryWolf
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One from 7 years ago. Back when I had time to draw them comics.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
One from 7 years ago. Back when I had time to draw them comics.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Made a colour variant Mr. Blobby because nobody can stop me anymore. I am beyond consequences.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Made a colour variant Mr. Blobby because nobody can stop me anymore. I am beyond consequences.
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Hey Storytellers! Did you know We have #WhaleTales about over 60 species of cetacean?! Which species is your favourite to read about?!
🎨 Uko Gorter
#cetaceans
🎨 Uko Gorter
#cetaceans
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hey Storytellers! Did you know We have #WhaleTales about over 60 species of cetacean?! Which species is your favourite to read about?!
🎨 Uko Gorter
#cetaceans
🎨 Uko Gorter
#cetaceans
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Happy (belated) birthday Ms. Fortune !!
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November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Happy (belated) birthday Ms. Fortune !!
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Make unicorns scary again
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Make unicorns scary again
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1/3 Massive efforts are being done to ensure states do not regulate GenAI.
Regulations like CA’s AB-412. A transparency bill that terrifies Big Tech!
On Dec. 8th, there is a major hearing on this bill.
We need as many folks to show up! Come join in support of creatives!
Rsvp link in thread!
Regulations like CA’s AB-412. A transparency bill that terrifies Big Tech!
On Dec. 8th, there is a major hearing on this bill.
We need as many folks to show up! Come join in support of creatives!
Rsvp link in thread!
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
1/3 Massive efforts are being done to ensure states do not regulate GenAI.
Regulations like CA’s AB-412. A transparency bill that terrifies Big Tech!
On Dec. 8th, there is a major hearing on this bill.
We need as many folks to show up! Come join in support of creatives!
Rsvp link in thread!
Regulations like CA’s AB-412. A transparency bill that terrifies Big Tech!
On Dec. 8th, there is a major hearing on this bill.
We need as many folks to show up! Come join in support of creatives!
Rsvp link in thread!
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Taq polymerase, and enzyme that makes PCR and much of modern biomedical research possible, was discovered because a scientist was interested in bacteria in hot springs bitesizebio.com/1953/the-taq...
And yeah, more "pointless" science and less abducting my neighbors with my tax dollars please
And yeah, more "pointless" science and less abducting my neighbors with my tax dollars please
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Taq polymerase, and enzyme that makes PCR and much of modern biomedical research possible, was discovered because a scientist was interested in bacteria in hot springs bitesizebio.com/1953/the-taq...
And yeah, more "pointless" science and less abducting my neighbors with my tax dollars please
And yeah, more "pointless" science and less abducting my neighbors with my tax dollars please
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somehow it's "hoarding" when I keep my old tech as long as possible and resent forced obsolescence
but not "hoarding" when billionaires and tech companies suck up all the money and burn though the planet in search of endless growth
but not "hoarding" when billionaires and tech companies suck up all the money and burn though the planet in search of endless growth
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
somehow it's "hoarding" when I keep my old tech as long as possible and resent forced obsolescence
but not "hoarding" when billionaires and tech companies suck up all the money and burn though the planet in search of endless growth
but not "hoarding" when billionaires and tech companies suck up all the money and burn though the planet in search of endless growth
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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ᗒ Wounded Man ᗕ
I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.
Frankenstein fanart based off the wound man old wood block.
Prints available @ CoeyandShy.com
I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.
Frankenstein fanart based off the wound man old wood block.
Prints available @ CoeyandShy.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ᗒ Wounded Man ᗕ
I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.
Frankenstein fanart based off the wound man old wood block.
Prints available @ CoeyandShy.com
I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.
Frankenstein fanart based off the wound man old wood block.
Prints available @ CoeyandShy.com
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If I was this woman's lawyer i would advise her not to stop suing until she owned Glenn Beck's house
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
How an innocent woman's name was tied to the Jan. 6 pipe bombs
The FBI has ruled the woman out as a suspect in the 2021 plot, sources said, but only after her name circulated on social platforms and a conservative news site.
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If I was this woman's lawyer i would advise her not to stop suing until she owned Glenn Beck's house
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
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The sumo wrestling scene from Taro the Dragon Boy (1979), dir. Kirio Urayama, Toei Doga
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The sumo wrestling scene from Taro the Dragon Boy (1979), dir. Kirio Urayama, Toei Doga
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It’s so annoying how people in power only reach across aisles if there’s power on the other side. Ask them to reach out to poor people, brown people, queer people, or disabled people, and it’s crickets.
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It’s so annoying how people in power only reach across aisles if there’s power on the other side. Ask them to reach out to poor people, brown people, queer people, or disabled people, and it’s crickets.
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
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sinking feeling
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
sinking feeling
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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My recommendation to my students tomorrow is that if they get stuck in an uncomfortable Thanksgiving conversation with family, just start manually tearing apart the turkey to show off the theropod synapomorphies. I promise that will derail whatever the previous topic was.
a turkey is standing in a grassy field with other birds .
Alt: a turkey running awkwardly in a grassy field with other birds
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
My recommendation to my students tomorrow is that if they get stuck in an uncomfortable Thanksgiving conversation with family, just start manually tearing apart the turkey to show off the theropod synapomorphies. I promise that will derail whatever the previous topic was.
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I told my students the same, and that they should use @arctomet.bsky.social's helpfully labeled diagram to steer the Thanksgiving-dinner conversation back to something that really matters, such as theropod evolutionary lineages. 🧪🦃🦖
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I told my students the same, and that they should use @arctomet.bsky.social's helpfully labeled diagram to steer the Thanksgiving-dinner conversation back to something that really matters, such as theropod evolutionary lineages. 🧪🦃🦖
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I made an infographic for this very reason!
Every year I encourage my viewers to print it out for their Thanksgiving turkey dinner, Christmas goose feast, Boxing Day budgie buffet, or any other ritual when people gather to dismember bird carcasses. I'm not a meat eater, but I try not to judge
Every year I encourage my viewers to print it out for their Thanksgiving turkey dinner, Christmas goose feast, Boxing Day budgie buffet, or any other ritual when people gather to dismember bird carcasses. I'm not a meat eater, but I try not to judge
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I made an infographic for this very reason!
Every year I encourage my viewers to print it out for their Thanksgiving turkey dinner, Christmas goose feast, Boxing Day budgie buffet, or any other ritual when people gather to dismember bird carcasses. I'm not a meat eater, but I try not to judge
Every year I encourage my viewers to print it out for their Thanksgiving turkey dinner, Christmas goose feast, Boxing Day budgie buffet, or any other ritual when people gather to dismember bird carcasses. I'm not a meat eater, but I try not to judge
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Did I need to get a yurt for my cats? No.
Did get a yurt for my cats?
Obviously.
Did get a yurt for my cats?
Obviously.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Did I need to get a yurt for my cats? No.
Did get a yurt for my cats?
Obviously.
Did get a yurt for my cats?
Obviously.
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So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up