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Can we all agree that if you *had* to compare apples and oranges, you could?
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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If you're a reporter, please stop referring to RFK Jr and his cronies as "vaccine skeptics." They're not skeptical. Skepticism would be fine. Skeptics look at evidence and can be persuaded.

These people are extremist anti-vaccine cranks, and that's how news organizations should describe them.
September 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I'm not sneezing with you, I'm sneezing achoo
August 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Maybe I should look into becoming some kind of wizard
August 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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It happened again
August 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I can't tell if this is an utterly extraordinary book or if it's just Ray Porter being, yet again, the best audiobook reader ever. Regardless, thanks for the recommendation @victorluque.bsky.social - on chapter 3 of Project Hail Mary and it's so captivating.
August 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Breaking: Trump orders shooting of messenger
UPDATE: Trump has officially fired the labor statistics commissioner because the numbers were bad.

1984
August 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Join us tomorrow Friday at 10 am (room BLB7) for our talk "Darwin's Dream: Unifying Ecological and Evolutionary Change" #ISHPSSB2025
July 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me, yelling at the sky, after years of being promised that moving to this land meant cold, wet, unrelenting miserable weather.
a man standing next to a box that says " fragile "
Alt: Heisenberg angry at Jesse, asking what's wrong with him and why he's blue
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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The light and love in me recognizes the light and love in you and unfortunately your light and love look weird
July 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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July 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The higher levels of Pokémon shuffle are wild. You mean I can take on some random wet gopher with MULTIPLE LITERAL GODS and still lose?
June 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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I love Mexican art so much
June 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Long day spent with friends. Can't think of a better way to cap it off than with some Tukki snuggles.
May 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I made a website. It's called "one million chessboards." It has a million chessboards on it.

moving a piece moves it for everyone, instantly. No turns. You can move between boards.

that's it. Have fun!

onemillionchessboards.com
April 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm not sure anything will bring me as much uncomplicated hilarity as my cats engaging in physical altercation over who gets to hang out in the trailer. I tell them to stop but they know my heart's not in it.
April 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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hillbilly is short for hilliam william. not many people know this
April 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more
wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
April 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
tha fios agam air seachdad facal 💜
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM