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thelearneddog.bsky.social
@thelearneddog.bsky.social
I am the man who stays home and does the dishes.

And how was your day?
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I‘m thoroughly convinced that Microsoft happily handed over the data and most of ICE was recruited based on their Xbox live behavior in the early 2010’s.

Every one of those dudes said the n word in a COD lobby.
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Props to whoever decided to quit their DNC job in this manner
January 25, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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I’m a big fan of civilization. Rule of law, public health, universities, science, all good things. Great stuff. It may not be ‘politically correct’ to say this but I’m also a fan of what civilizations have done to idiot barbarian hordes who attempted to trample on those things.
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Pretty cool how the Family Annihilation and CSAM Party controls a nuclear empire!!
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Just fucking feel sick.
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
Remembering how cops tossed Kyle Rittenhouse - who was open carrying a semiautomatic rifle - a bottle of water and told him, “We appreciate you… we really do”
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Hague
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Someone just set off fireworks in my neighborhood. Oh my heart.
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Mariners win
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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it’s so cool the yankees didn’t get to experience this feeling
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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dudes rock
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
There are people on the Internet that get upset about someone else’s scratched iPhone and they post about it like it’s the news or sports. The scandal of the new iPhone is news to them. Important content. What the fuck are we doing.
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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believe it or not, there was a time on the internet where it did not feel like you were constantly getting clonked on the head with hammers. there were problems, sure. but the concussion symptoms were way, way lower, on average.
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Shouldn’t they be planning for Trump to be raptured?
September 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
John Nelson Darby is rolling over in his grave. Then rising to heaven to meet the lord in the air.
RAPTURE TIPS 💅
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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hey guys, new fun gag where we [hrrmmm] sleep with women under false pretenses?
Conservative men are apparently pretending to be liberal and then "coming out" to their progressive girlfriends after dating for months
Conservative Men keep LYING because no one will date them...
YouTube video by Happy Pancake
www.youtube.com
September 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The country's political press if Trump gives them their war in Afghanistan back
a hockey game is being shown on espn and the score is fla 2 to edm 1
ALT: a hockey game is being shown on espn and the score is fla 2 to edm 1
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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“I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Disney Adult”

“How about side by side with a friend”

“Aye I could do that”
September 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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lol they really done fucked it huh?
just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg
September 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Clayton Kershaw is retiring to spend more time with his racist podcasters.
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM