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thelearneddog.bsky.social
@thelearneddog.bsky.social
I am the man who stays home and does the dishes.

And how was your day?
when I was a little kid the “Great White Throne Judgement” lodged itself in my brain and gave me nightmares. This is from the website of the church school I attended.
August 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My weed guy caught a charge.
August 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I've never seen Trump be baptized in the Holy Spirit, which is how I know he's not a real Christian. Put up or shut up old man.
August 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Have to wonder if they are accelerating all their evilness because the big man is on his way out.
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Time to redeploy the contraption:
August 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
August 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If Democrats were just a little bit competent they would use the MAGAfication of WWE as a wedge issue. Every wrestling dork (complimentary) I encounter is turned off by this shit.
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
July 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
From my cold dead hands
July 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The alt-right got everything they wanted and it tastes like ash in their mouths and now they are so desperate to feel anything they are just doing a Footloose.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
July 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
July 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It feels kind of nefarious that every time I log into Facebook it recommends me a different AI generated military guy followed by my aunt:
June 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
US foreign policy is basically this
June 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When you are trying to make the End Times happen:
June 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's all happening
June 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don’t remember where I snagged this but I think about it a lot:
June 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m sure someone can correct me here. I’m sure there is a Very Good Reason for why he is like this.

Fetterman makes this look like a weird hobby.

Why does he have to put on this weird performance of support for Israel?

Just be normal.

You don’t have to do a bit about it.
June 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
November 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Time to update the homeschool science textbooks:
November 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
If a Harris was fucking up, Dave would put her on blast. When Trump stumbles he is sad. Wistful. Why can’t he just do the right thing?

They want Donald Trump to win the election.
November 3, 2024 at 7:24 PM
A murderers row of people I never want to see again:
October 29, 2024 at 2:49 AM
October 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
October 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Jerry can see which way the wind is blowing and he no longer wants to be associated with the “why can’t I say slurs” crowd so he’s trying to back away slowly.
October 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM