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Kat Sarcastically
@thekatfullerton.bsky.social
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Stay at home daughter

Writer/Actor/Comedian

Artistic Director "Legends, Live!" Tribute Show

Award Winning Marilyn Monroe Tribute Artist

https://linktr.ee/Almost_Marilyn
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The Grinch: dead at 37, got into the chocolate
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Darlings, listen to me.

The timing is never gonna be perfect. The moment is never gonna be ideal.

But perfection is both bullshit and boring. Go after what you want with your whole damn heart.

Ask the question. Reach out of hand. Pick up that pen. See what happens.
December 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Unghostable because I have no objection permanence so if you stop messaging me I forget you exist.
December 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’ve reached the point in winter where I’m working out just to keep warm 🥶
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You guys aren’t going to believe this.
How much do you wanna bet that my Internet is gonna cut out just as I’m getting to the front of the chat queue to talk to Rogers about why my Internet keeps cutting out? I started at 71st in line and now I’m 6th.
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
How much do you wanna bet that my Internet is gonna cut out just as I’m getting to the front of the chat queue to talk to Rogers about why my Internet keeps cutting out? I started at 71st in line and now I’m 6th.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A Legendary Christmas -Dec 14th 6:30pm - OM Pizza Bar Cafe- A star studded, time bending, holiday musical extravaganza! Tickets on Eventbrite link in bio #princegeorgebc #tributeshow
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Same but different our town was the setting for a Hallmark-type holiday movie and that version of this town does not exist 😂
That phenomenon where you’re seeing a movie in a theater and a character is revealed to be from the very place where you are, maybe they say something about the place. And people laugh - just a little - not from a joke but from unexpected recognition and you all look around at each other.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Listen, Gen AI is garbage. If you use it, you should feel bad.

Trans rights are human rights.

Vaccines are GOOD. They save lives.

Libraries are AWESOME.

Drink your water. Take your meds.

Science is the shit.

The arts are the soul of us.

Disagree? Unfollow me and frak off. Capisce?
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Stop sharing AI slop.

It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.

But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Legends, Live!” Presents- A Legendary Christmas at The Prince George Golf and Curling Club on Nov 27th at 7pm.

Starring Cory Hicks as Elton Enough
Kat Fullerton as Almost Marilyn
Audrey Layne as Basically Britney
Tyree Corfe as Pelvis…and more!

Tickets $25 - Link in Bio
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Tits or ass? Bro, the way the forest seems to quiet when she walks. The subtle inching of tender vines towards her ankles as she passes, the way two ravens always follow at a distance, ever watchful.
February 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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don’t just check in on your friends. that’s selfish. check in on your enemies too. are they suffering? do they have regrets? good, good
April 8, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Whelp
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Suggesting A.I. to a performer is like telling a friend whose car was stolen to purchase it back from those who stole it, AFTER they chopped it, vaguely assembled it into a car-like shape, spray painted it neon puke, & inflated the price tenfold, all while using enough resources to end hunger.
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a pumpkin on the vine - growing, welcoming darkness, and waiting to unleash the evil grin hidden within.
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Try to be a kind person in the world.
After that, be a forgetful ghost who haunts historic libraries, or a vengeful twig witch who stalks the dark heart of the forest, or something cool like that.
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Getting an early jump on the holidays by already gaining five pounds I’ll never lose again and being exhausted and arguing with my family
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Most economists agree by the time you're 50 you should have:
- a robust stock portfolio
- at least 2 enchanted swords
- a tiara of ancient goblin bones
- a secret lair in the old forest
- a steam powered mechanical wolf to ride through the old forest in style and menacing grace
September 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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french skeleton says bonejour
September 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM