JTor
@thejasontorres.bsky.social
He/Him
I watch movies and cut trailers and read comics and roll dice and eat sandwiches.
💼: JasonMTorres.com
🎬: Letterboxd.com/thejasontorres
🎮: Twitch.tv/melech17
I watch movies and cut trailers and read comics and roll dice and eat sandwiches.
💼: JasonMTorres.com
🎬: Letterboxd.com/thejasontorres
🎮: Twitch.tv/melech17
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JTor
@thejasontorres.bsky.social
· May 24
🎶Jango Fett, Jango Fett,
Jango Fett Rock.
Jango Fett fly and pew pew Jedi.
Showing and blowing
his flamethrower gun,
Now it's Jango Fett in Slave I.🎶
Jango Fett Rock.
Jango Fett fly and pew pew Jedi.
Showing and blowing
his flamethrower gun,
Now it's Jango Fett in Slave I.🎶
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this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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What an expertly called shot
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What an expertly called shot
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Midsommar (2019)
August 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Midsommar (2019)
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love this new york times clip. they recently did a story about how sesame street's set has changed over the years, along with our urban politics.
IG nytimes
IG nytimes
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
love this new york times clip. they recently did a story about how sesame street's set has changed over the years, along with our urban politics.
IG nytimes
IG nytimes
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Finally figured out what this reminds me of.
August 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Finally figured out what this reminds me of.
🎶 I chime in 🎶
🎶 Haven't you people ever heard of 🎶
🎶 Horkheimer and Adorno? 🎶
- Philosophy at the Disco
🎶 Haven't you people ever heard of 🎶
🎶 Horkheimer and Adorno? 🎶
- Philosophy at the Disco
July 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
🎶 I chime in 🎶
🎶 Haven't you people ever heard of 🎶
🎶 Horkheimer and Adorno? 🎶
- Philosophy at the Disco
🎶 Haven't you people ever heard of 🎶
🎶 Horkheimer and Adorno? 🎶
- Philosophy at the Disco
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I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
SDCC ‘25: What to do if ICE crashes the con
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
SDCC ‘25: What to do if ICE crashes the con
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
www.comicsbeat.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
Ok I guess I'm fine with it now?
“On Tuesday afternoon, ChatGPT encouraged me to cut my wrists.” @lilashroff.bsky.social reports on how the chatbot was easily prompted to offer instructions for murder, self-mutilation, and devil worship: https://theatln.tc/Up7Ycoli
July 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Ok I guess I'm fine with it now?
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
🎶Jango Fett, Jango Fett,
Jango Fett Rock.
Jango Fett fly and pew pew Jedi.
Showing and blowing
his flamethrower gun,
Now it's Jango Fett in Slave I.🎶
Jango Fett Rock.
Jango Fett fly and pew pew Jedi.
Showing and blowing
his flamethrower gun,
Now it's Jango Fett in Slave I.🎶
May 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
🎶Jango Fett, Jango Fett,
Jango Fett Rock.
Jango Fett fly and pew pew Jedi.
Showing and blowing
his flamethrower gun,
Now it's Jango Fett in Slave I.🎶
Jango Fett Rock.
Jango Fett fly and pew pew Jedi.
Showing and blowing
his flamethrower gun,
Now it's Jango Fett in Slave I.🎶
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anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"
May 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"
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I'm giving away EVERY Masters set EVER! It's Masters Masters!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm giving away EVERY Masters set EVER! It's Masters Masters!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
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Let's Gather for some Magic - live today on #twitch at 12:30pm PST! #mtgarena @mtgarena.com
twitch.tv/melech17
twitch.tv/melech17
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
January 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Let's Gather for some Magic - live today on #twitch at 12:30pm PST! #mtgarena @mtgarena.com
twitch.tv/melech17
twitch.tv/melech17
Lofi hip hop/chillhop is my generation's easy listening (compliment)
January 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Lofi hip hop/chillhop is my generation's easy listening (compliment)
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
Hey 31 followers, 3rd time's the charm! I'm streaming #MTGArena on #Twitch @ 12:30 - going to try and do better than 5W-6L today!
Twitch.tv/melech17
Twitch.tv/melech17
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
January 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hey 31 followers, 3rd time's the charm! I'm streaming #MTGArena on #Twitch @ 12:30 - going to try and do better than 5W-6L today!
Twitch.tv/melech17
Twitch.tv/melech17
Hey 21 followers, I'm streaming on #Twitch for the 2nd time ever this afternoon at 12:30. Come play #MTGArena with me, a mediocre player! I'm going to climb out of Gold!
Twitch.tv/melech17
Twitch.tv/melech17
January 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hey 21 followers, I'm streaming on #Twitch for the 2nd time ever this afternoon at 12:30. Come play #MTGArena with me, a mediocre player! I'm going to climb out of Gold!
Twitch.tv/melech17
Twitch.tv/melech17
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Daily reminder that the underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.
Anyway, AI has already stolen friends’ work, and is going to put other people out of work.
I do not think a political party that claims to be the party of workers in this country should be using it. Even for just a silly joke.
I do not think a political party that claims to be the party of workers in this country should be using it. Even for just a silly joke.
December 26, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Daily reminder that the underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.