Soggy Baguette
@thejammiest.bsky.social
Pray with me:
"God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
and the wisdom to know when we are so back"
"God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
and the wisdom to know when we are so back"
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Decided to continue an annual tradition I used to do on Twitter:
Five Seconds of Every Shitpost I Made Over the Last Year Without Context
This time, including some from the tailend of 2024 around the time I migrated here.
There's a lot of Uma Musume and... TWO Paralyzer jokes?
Five Seconds of Every Shitpost I Made Over the Last Year Without Context
This time, including some from the tailend of 2024 around the time I migrated here.
There's a lot of Uma Musume and... TWO Paralyzer jokes?
December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Decided to continue an annual tradition I used to do on Twitter:
Five Seconds of Every Shitpost I Made Over the Last Year Without Context
This time, including some from the tailend of 2024 around the time I migrated here.
There's a lot of Uma Musume and... TWO Paralyzer jokes?
Five Seconds of Every Shitpost I Made Over the Last Year Without Context
This time, including some from the tailend of 2024 around the time I migrated here.
There's a lot of Uma Musume and... TWO Paralyzer jokes?
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Factory
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Factory
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
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Hate to be posting this on a holiday, but there's been renewed interest in the CIA-backed Zero Units in Afghanistan. Here's a good summary of @propublica.org's 2022 reporting on the units and just some of the civilian casualties they were responsible for:
What We Know About U.S.-Backed Zero Units in Afghanistan
Deadly night raids. Faulty U.S. intelligence. A “classified” war loophole. Reporter Lynzy Billing’s investigation offers an unprecedented insight into the civilian casualties of Afghanistan’s Zero Uni...
www.propublica.org
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hate to be posting this on a holiday, but there's been renewed interest in the CIA-backed Zero Units in Afghanistan. Here's a good summary of @propublica.org's 2022 reporting on the units and just some of the civilian casualties they were responsible for:
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It's easy to be numb because it's par for the course nowadays, but repeatedly calling a reporter who asks a reasonable question "stupid" is conduct unbecoming for a small-town mayor, let alone the President of the United States.
The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's easy to be numb because it's par for the course nowadays, but repeatedly calling a reporter who asks a reasonable question "stupid" is conduct unbecoming for a small-town mayor, let alone the President of the United States.
The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
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Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan
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Gates insistence on prioritizing intellectual property rights before distributing the COVID vaccine definitely resulted in unnecessary deaths of children.
www.wired.com/story/opinio...
www.wired.com/story/opinio...
The World Loses Under Bill Gates’ Vaccine Colonialism
As many countries wait for Covid vaccines, the world needs a patent-free “People’s Vaccine”—not more of Gates’ intellectual property stubbornness.
www.wired.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Gates insistence on prioritizing intellectual property rights before distributing the COVID vaccine definitely resulted in unnecessary deaths of children.
www.wired.com/story/opinio...
www.wired.com/story/opinio...
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The Quarter Zip lifestyle, Nathan Fielder on Raya, MrBeast's theme park, Dasha Nekrasova's downfall, Labubu stocks, ChatGPT group chats, the Charlie Kirk tribute song taking over Spotify, and more in today's newsletter
The MAGA Internet Meltdown Down Over Epstein w/ Brace Belden
+ The Quarter Zip lifestyle, Nathan Fielder on Raya, MrBeast's theme park, Dasha Nekrasova's downfall, Labubu stocks, ChatGPT group chats, and the Charlie Kirk tribute song taking over Spotify
www.usermag.co
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The Quarter Zip lifestyle, Nathan Fielder on Raya, MrBeast's theme park, Dasha Nekrasova's downfall, Labubu stocks, ChatGPT group chats, the Charlie Kirk tribute song taking over Spotify, and more in today's newsletter
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COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.
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there’s just NO WAY there’s a dumber site than linkedin right now
![Is ChatGPT powered by Quantum Computing?
Here's the real answer - and it might surprise you.
...more
[what follows is the stupidest ai generated infographic I’ve ever seen]
Al
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
• Classical computers
• Deep learning
VS
QUANTUM COMPUTING
Quantum computers
• Qubits](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jn2c6bcr5rcwlmfcfn5k37sm/bafkreibrtyikw4yst47prkgoo72qxcjkgivnaw5vj4vkmnwjjm6rncpdz4@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
there’s just NO WAY there’s a dumber site than linkedin right now
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This is absolutely disgusting. Larry Summers discussed wanting to fuck a former Harvard student who was Chinese with Epstein. He nick named her "peril" a reference to the racist "yellow peril."
Larry Summers needs to resign.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
Larry Summers needs to resign.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is absolutely disgusting. Larry Summers discussed wanting to fuck a former Harvard student who was Chinese with Epstein. He nick named her "peril" a reference to the racist "yellow peril."
Larry Summers needs to resign.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
Larry Summers needs to resign.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
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Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)
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How do we save rural hospitals?
Medicare for All.
Medicare for All.
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How do we save rural hospitals?
Medicare for All.
Medicare for All.
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Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
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I don't think NYT should know peace until they divulge the full chain of decision making that led to the laundering of Nazi propaganda against a leading anti-fascist politician the same day fascism was codified in Congress.
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don't think NYT should know peace until they divulge the full chain of decision making that led to the laundering of Nazi propaganda against a leading anti-fascist politician the same day fascism was codified in Congress.
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Worker to ICE agent at a workplace raid: “And here’s my bag of f*cks.”
June 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Worker to ICE agent at a workplace raid: “And here’s my bag of f*cks.”
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Expedition 33 is one of the best games I've ever played but please god Sandfall patch in a loadout option oh my god these menus are killing me
May 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Expedition 33 is one of the best games I've ever played but please god Sandfall patch in a loadout option oh my god these menus are killing me