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Not to get too controversial, but I believe the Grinch learned to love Christmas too much and evolved into what we now know as Michael Bublé.
December 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Not to get too controversial, but I believe the Grinch learned to love Christmas too much and evolved into what we now know as Michael Bublé.
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ok I’m ready to go home now 😊
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
ok I’m ready to go home now 😊
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This yr I’m setting realistic goals:
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This yr I’m setting realistic goals:
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
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nah, I know who my people are, thanks
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
nah, I know who my people are, thanks
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(Family hoping I will stick to my new years resolution to stop doing wacky stuff)
Me: (on Jan 2) Ok, so the prison bus rental guy will be here any minute with my prison bus...
Me: (on Jan 2) Ok, so the prison bus rental guy will be here any minute with my prison bus...
January 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
(Family hoping I will stick to my new years resolution to stop doing wacky stuff)
Me: (on Jan 2) Ok, so the prison bus rental guy will be here any minute with my prison bus...
Me: (on Jan 2) Ok, so the prison bus rental guy will be here any minute with my prison bus...
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My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
October 30, 2024 at 5:59 PM
My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
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Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.
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Cop: you didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign
Me: you do know the world is constantly moving, right?
Me: you do know the world is constantly moving, right?
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Cop: you didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign
Me: you do know the world is constantly moving, right?
Me: you do know the world is constantly moving, right?
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
If I was in Stranger Things, I would just call Vecna “Veccy,” but pronounced like “Vicky” in a Valley accent. This would really throw him off his game. This type of bullying was on par for the 80s, and known to be effective
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
If I was in Stranger Things, I would just call Vecna “Veccy,” but pronounced like “Vicky” in a Valley accent. This would really throw him off his game. This type of bullying was on par for the 80s, and known to be effective
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Don't you hate it when you're a complete horror movie wuss but your friends make you watch a scary movie and later when you go to bed there's an actual apparition staring at you from the top corner of your room I hate that lol
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Don't you hate it when you're a complete horror movie wuss but your friends make you watch a scary movie and later when you go to bed there's an actual apparition staring at you from the top corner of your room I hate that lol
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they should make a closed captioning but for people
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
they should make a closed captioning but for people
To this day, I’m still proud that I can spell beautiful correctly
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
To this day, I’m still proud that I can spell beautiful correctly
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I can't believe it's almost 1996
December 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I can't believe it's almost 1996
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You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
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Hallmark Christmas movie in the streets
Lifetime Christmas movie in the sheets
Lifetime Christmas movie in the sheets
December 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hallmark Christmas movie in the streets
Lifetime Christmas movie in the sheets
Lifetime Christmas movie in the sheets
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Fun game:
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fun game:
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"
Text your mom Christmas afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen ham?"