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Portrait of Two Women, 1914 #cubism #rivera
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Portrait of Two Women, 1914 #cubism #rivera
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" Grow your own fox in a window box " - First floor #FoxOfTheDay shared by @wikipickie.bsky.social , top work !
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
" Grow your own fox in a window box " - First floor #FoxOfTheDay shared by @wikipickie.bsky.social , top work !
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I am BEGGING people to put spaces in their mobile numbers. It's eleven digits in a row, would it kill you to do 01234 555 555 so people can parse it?!
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I am BEGGING people to put spaces in their mobile numbers. It's eleven digits in a row, would it kill you to do 01234 555 555 so people can parse it?!
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Everybody who thought of Hex in Terry Pratchett's #Discworld novels, with its Anthill Inside processor, raise your hand. 🙋
#GNUTerryPratchett
#GNUTerryPratchett
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Everybody who thought of Hex in Terry Pratchett's #Discworld novels, with its Anthill Inside processor, raise your hand. 🙋
#GNUTerryPratchett
#GNUTerryPratchett
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Dominic Cummings was always an absolute arsehole.
The Conservative right loves to talk up imagined genius among their ranks when in truth there's nothing there but attitude, flex, and pose. Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Cummings. All tiresome little nobodies trotting out rehashed nonsense. Often nasty.
The Conservative right loves to talk up imagined genius among their ranks when in truth there's nothing there but attitude, flex, and pose. Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Cummings. All tiresome little nobodies trotting out rehashed nonsense. Often nasty.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dominic Cummings was always an absolute arsehole.
The Conservative right loves to talk up imagined genius among their ranks when in truth there's nothing there but attitude, flex, and pose. Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Cummings. All tiresome little nobodies trotting out rehashed nonsense. Often nasty.
The Conservative right loves to talk up imagined genius among their ranks when in truth there's nothing there but attitude, flex, and pose. Mogg, Johnson, Gove, Cummings. All tiresome little nobodies trotting out rehashed nonsense. Often nasty.
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
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“A little privacy while I’m preening??” 🪶☀️🌵
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“A little privacy while I’m preening??” 🪶☀️🌵
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For those who know the double-dactyl verse form, here's my quick stab at one for AS. h/t to @seanclarke.bsky.social for inspiration.
Higgledy piggledy
Abigail Spanberger
Stormed the Virginian
Mansion with ease.
Stunning success with votes
Gubernatorial
Cutting Republicans
Off at the knees.
Higgledy piggledy
Abigail Spanberger
Stormed the Virginian
Mansion with ease.
Stunning success with votes
Gubernatorial
Cutting Republicans
Off at the knees.
Apart from anything else, "Abigail Spanberger" is a great name. If you're lucky enough to have a surname that's a dactyl and you don't give your children a first name that's also a dactyl you're wasting everybody's time.
Hats off in particular to Mr & Mrs Roosevelt for coming up with "Franklin D".
Hats off in particular to Mr & Mrs Roosevelt for coming up with "Franklin D".
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
For those who know the double-dactyl verse form, here's my quick stab at one for AS. h/t to @seanclarke.bsky.social for inspiration.
Higgledy piggledy
Abigail Spanberger
Stormed the Virginian
Mansion with ease.
Stunning success with votes
Gubernatorial
Cutting Republicans
Off at the knees.
Higgledy piggledy
Abigail Spanberger
Stormed the Virginian
Mansion with ease.
Stunning success with votes
Gubernatorial
Cutting Republicans
Off at the knees.
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Just nice to see an American progressive leader who is unafraid and victorious. Really no more to it than that. What a beautiful fucking sight.
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Just nice to see an American progressive leader who is unafraid and victorious. Really no more to it than that. What a beautiful fucking sight.
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"Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice, cause..."
Barista: I'm writing "Mo".
Barista: I'm writing "Mo".
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice, cause..."
Barista: I'm writing "Mo".
Barista: I'm writing "Mo".
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A rail worker credited with saving multiple lives during a mass stabbing on a train has been named as Samir Zitouni.
The 48-year-old's actions on the Doncaster to London King's Cross service on Saturday evening were described as "nothing short of heroic
The 48-year-old's actions on the Doncaster to London King's Cross service on Saturday evening were described as "nothing short of heroic
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
A rail worker credited with saving multiple lives during a mass stabbing on a train has been named as Samir Zitouni.
The 48-year-old's actions on the Doncaster to London King's Cross service on Saturday evening were described as "nothing short of heroic
The 48-year-old's actions on the Doncaster to London King's Cross service on Saturday evening were described as "nothing short of heroic
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Sad news.
Captain Dash was up for promotion but failed the NOT FUCKING BARKING AT FUCKING EVERYTHING MODULE.
By rights I should demote him to lieutenant but as I can't spell lieutenant he's probably going to remain a Captain.
Prick.
Captain Dash was up for promotion but failed the NOT FUCKING BARKING AT FUCKING EVERYTHING MODULE.
By rights I should demote him to lieutenant but as I can't spell lieutenant he's probably going to remain a Captain.
Prick.
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sad news.
Captain Dash was up for promotion but failed the NOT FUCKING BARKING AT FUCKING EVERYTHING MODULE.
By rights I should demote him to lieutenant but as I can't spell lieutenant he's probably going to remain a Captain.
Prick.
Captain Dash was up for promotion but failed the NOT FUCKING BARKING AT FUCKING EVERYTHING MODULE.
By rights I should demote him to lieutenant but as I can't spell lieutenant he's probably going to remain a Captain.
Prick.
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Arms in the air like you just don’t care
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Arms in the air like you just don’t care
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Blackbird musical chairs has started
Males are returning to their territories after moulting, whilst younger males are looking for their own
The young male that just landed on Bert’s fence, & then his favourite tree, has no idea he is opening the very gates of hell 😬🫣
Males are returning to their territories after moulting, whilst younger males are looking for their own
The young male that just landed on Bert’s fence, & then his favourite tree, has no idea he is opening the very gates of hell 😬🫣
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Blackbird musical chairs has started
Males are returning to their territories after moulting, whilst younger males are looking for their own
The young male that just landed on Bert’s fence, & then his favourite tree, has no idea he is opening the very gates of hell 😬🫣
Males are returning to their territories after moulting, whilst younger males are looking for their own
The young male that just landed on Bert’s fence, & then his favourite tree, has no idea he is opening the very gates of hell 😬🫣
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Nobody ever talks about how weird this was
![[Scene is a boardroom in the headquarters of the board game manufacturer, Parker Bros. The year is 1966]
1
[show exterior of a factory building with 'PARKER BROS BOARD GAMES' written on the top]
PARKER 1:
Ok brothers - a quick run through our manufacturing schedule...
2
[Switch to interior scene of the boardroom, in which the three Parker Brothers are having a meeting].
Parker 1:
So this year we'll be making: Monopoly, Cluedo, Risk, the portal to Hell thing,
Scrabble, and Tiddlywinks.
3
Parker 2:
What was that?
Parker 1:
Tiddlywinks!
Parker 2:
No the bit about Hell
4
Parker 1:
Ah yes - we're manufacturing ouija boards now
Parker 2:
What
5
Parker 2:
Parker… we make *board games*...
Parker 1:
Yes, Parker! And this is a great family board game which may or may not be a portal to the Other Place.
6
Parker 1:
You know, 2-6 players, summon a loved one, might be a daemon - great fun
7
Parker 2:
Whose idea was this?
Parker 1:
Well I believe it was... Mr Shimmer?
8
Parker 2:
Who is Mr Shimmer
[voice from off-scene]:
shimmmerrrrr...
9
[Cut to a figure who is also sat at the boardroom table. It is a horrifying eldritch wraith, eyeless, pale, with a gaping, hissing black mouth drawn open in a foul, silent, endless grimace]
Mr Shimmer:
*sssshimmmerrrrr*...
10
Parker 1:
Our new creative director! I met him at a seance, because it's 1966.
11
Parker 1:
Mr Shimmer says he hopes there may soon be a set in every home in the land!
12
Parker 1:
Come - shall we play?
[he shifts his body forward in his chair slightly, and we glimpse behind him the terrifying eyes of another demon sat behind him, a la this iconic bit in Insidious]
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November 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Nobody ever talks about how weird this was
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Just heard Harriet Harman say Zack Polanski is a cross between Nigel Farage and Jeremy Corbyn which means you can add potty Blairite fossils to the ever growing list of political degenerates tugging their collars over him.
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Just heard Harriet Harman say Zack Polanski is a cross between Nigel Farage and Jeremy Corbyn which means you can add potty Blairite fossils to the ever growing list of political degenerates tugging their collars over him.
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By popular demand (& inspiration from @banditelli.org / @gettoknownature.bsky.social) we have a new Birds Feed prompt: birds & cursing!
Share an angry bird & the curse you feel it embodies. Imo this red-shouldered hawk gives very strong “the f*ck you lookin at buddy?!” energy 🪶
Share an angry bird & the curse you feel it embodies. Imo this red-shouldered hawk gives very strong “the f*ck you lookin at buddy?!” energy 🪶
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
By popular demand (& inspiration from @banditelli.org / @gettoknownature.bsky.social) we have a new Birds Feed prompt: birds & cursing!
Share an angry bird & the curse you feel it embodies. Imo this red-shouldered hawk gives very strong “the f*ck you lookin at buddy?!” energy 🪶
Share an angry bird & the curse you feel it embodies. Imo this red-shouldered hawk gives very strong “the f*ck you lookin at buddy?!” energy 🪶
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This dinosaur is giving you the "Don't be a creep to strangers on the trail or I will take your eyes" look
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This dinosaur is giving you the "Don't be a creep to strangers on the trail or I will take your eyes" look
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This would be great, if only to watch Fox et al explain ever so seriously why it was fine for Trump to run again but not Obama.
If Trump can run for a third term, so could Obama.
Obama: I believe in an America where we don't fear each other. But look out for each other. And if we want that story to continue. If we believe in that better story. We need leaders who believe in it too.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This would be great, if only to watch Fox et al explain ever so seriously why it was fine for Trump to run again but not Obama.
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Happy Halloween you guys! 😂😂
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Happy Halloween you guys! 😂😂
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris