duncan donhutz
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duncan donhutz
@thebidumbass.bsky.social
Rejoice! We have no choice

(Actually a hot girl)
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Hi this is my public diary, I'm a loser and no one ever likes or reskeets my posts
Yall just aren't ready for this conversation
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Yelled at my elected officials for being spineless creeps so at least there is that
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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its a postmodern version of the court of a monarch dying from syphilis
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Funny how the "facts don't care about your feelings!" crowd suddenly had to change course when it turned out the facts didn't line up with their own feelings
This isn't about democratizing the news. It's about elevating "vibes" and "feelings" to be on par with lived experience and subject-matter expertise.
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me

Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.

You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.

That is all.
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Lmfao idk these guys but i love them

"That'd be so fun. Deciding whose turn it is every night. So cool. I wish I was gay."
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Fulltime depressed high school student/parttime janitor

(My Heart is a Chainsaw, for any curious)
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What does it mean if I have a pimple on my third eye
December 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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We need Nuremberg trials for the Trump administration officials who illegally sent these men to a torture camp. No "forward, not backward" BS. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘We became famous, but at what cost?’: after the horrors of Cecot, the search for a normal life
After months of torture in the Salvadorian prison, the men deported from the US reunite with families in Venezuela
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Every frame is a painting
Not exactly cagey but it feels relevant.
December 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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IF IT REALLY IS NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES THE FILM HAVE LIKE 14 OLD MEN IN IT ?
December 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
*big Sapphic inhale*

CARMILLA MINISERIES CARMILLA SEQUEL CARMILLA MOVIE

Yeah yeah there was that one webseries but that doesn't count and the one movie adaptation removed the vampirism so I think this counts still
OK, less contentious post:

You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?

For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Aaron Rodgers look like he should be at home replying to AOC tweets with Willy Wonka memes
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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It’s hitting a level of “could be a ring in Dante’s inferno” that is starting to feel a bit malevolent jimmy!
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Me: maybe I'll just quit my job, live off my savings, and just kms when those run out in a few months
Boyfriend: [stern dom voice] now why would you say that, beautiful?
Me:
December 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is what scares me the most. Epstein the individual monster may finally be gone from our midst, but the men he served still have their appetites... who did they turn to? Where are they going in between their weekly "Epstein was NBD" columns?
The system that created Epstein, protected him, and let him thrive for decades, still exists. His market of powerful monsters still exists, and they're still being protected.

There is definitely, right now, someone serving the same role he did, being protected the same way by the same people.
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
About to jump off a cliff, anyone need anything?
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Came within a foot of being hit by a speeding driver not 15 minutes after posting this.
It must feel soooo good to throw someone under a bus.

I wouldn't know, but given that people keep doing it, it must be fun!
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It must feel soooo good to throw someone under a bus.

I wouldn't know, but given that people keep doing it, it must be fun!
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This doesn't excite me as much as it seems to others.... but maybe that's bc my main exposure to him is that he and his wife will show up at my work w no warning and then need a bunch of security which basically requires us to close down half of campus lol
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM