@extempufo.bsky.social
THEY SELL GHOSTS ON TEMU
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
THEY SELL GHOSTS ON TEMU
MOST FOOD BEING COOKED IN WATER WHEN IT STARTS BOILING
I'd forgotten waking up boiling.
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
MOST FOOD BEING COOKED IN WATER WHEN IT STARTS BOILING
IM SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH SHITPOSTING THESE DAYS
if i get 100k followers by midnight i'll drop a slowed & reverbed version of a sheryl crow song
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 AM
IM SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH SHITPOSTING THESE DAYS
MY PLUG IN BABY SONG BY MUSE BAND
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
MY PLUG IN BABY SONG BY MUSE BAND
MY NEW BOOK OUT IN HALF A DAY
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
MY NEW BOOK OUT IN HALF A DAY
RIP HOLLY HERNDON
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
RIP HOLLY HERNDON
YOUR MUM SHAGGED BELA TARR
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
YOUR MUM SHAGGED BELA TARR
UKRAINE FLAG AND ISRAEL FLAG AND BEING ANTI TRUMP HAS FLIPPED ME
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
UKRAINE FLAG AND ISRAEL FLAG AND BEING ANTI TRUMP HAS FLIPPED ME
BRO WROTE SYNTAX
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
BRO WROTE SYNTAX
POUND LAND HITLER
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
POUND LAND HITLER
HAS ISRAEL FLAG ON DECK
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
HAS ISRAEL FLAG ON DECK
SLEAFORD MODS SEARCH FOR THEMSELVES ON HERE
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
SLEAFORD MODS SEARCH FOR THEMSELVES ON HERE
JUNO ARE BELLENDS
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
JUNO ARE BELLENDS
DEATH BACKWARDS IS JUST LIFE TO BIRTH
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
DEATH BACKWARDS IS JUST LIFE TO BIRTH
MEDITATION BOX SET COMING SOON
FOR YOUR DAD
FOR YOUR DAD
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
MEDITATION BOX SET COMING SOON
FOR YOUR DAD
FOR YOUR DAD
I FUNDAMENTALLY BELIEVE ALL PEOPLE DIE AND ITS OKAY ESPECIALLY OLD PEOPLE
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I FUNDAMENTALLY BELIEVE ALL PEOPLE DIE AND ITS OKAY ESPECIALLY OLD PEOPLE
NOT MUCH FOR A RIP BUT BELA TARR
RIP
RIP
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
NOT MUCH FOR A RIP BUT BELA TARR
RIP
RIP
MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY CD
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
MUSE BAND MY PLUG IN BABY CD
WHEN MUMMY PUTS ON SAVING PRIVATE RYAN AND NOT PLATOON
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
WHEN MUMMY PUTS ON SAVING PRIVATE RYAN AND NOT PLATOON
WHEN YOUR DADS UBER DOESNT TURN UP
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
WHEN YOUR DADS UBER DOESNT TURN UP
REMEMBER WHAT THE MAN IN THE FREEZER WROTE
The U G ORGANIC THROAT BLOWER subscription is the most important music purchase you can make this decade. If you pride yourself on listening to and enjoying deep, original sounds made by people with real talent, you are simply kidding yourself if you don’t have this subscription.
GIVE THEM ALL A GO
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
REMEMBER WHAT THE MAN IN THE FREEZER WROTE
