The Bare Handyman
@thebarehandyman.bsky.social
he/any - professional handyman
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
Pinned
Me, lighting my petard: No way is this going to hoist me
I love getting a follow back a long time after following someone, really makes me feel like I earned it
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I love getting a follow back a long time after following someone, really makes me feel like I earned it
Debating whether to open the bottle of champagne that’s been in the back of my fridge for who knows how long
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Debating whether to open the bottle of champagne that’s been in the back of my fridge for who knows how long
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My retirement plan has a variable rate between -100% and 500,000,000%
(It’s a powerball ticket)
(It’s a powerball ticket)
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My retirement plan has a variable rate between -100% and 500,000,000%
(It’s a powerball ticket)
(It’s a powerball ticket)
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Come over if you want a grilled cheese sandwich
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Come over if you want a grilled cheese sandwich
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After traveling it's always nice to be back in your own home's specific water hardness
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
After traveling it's always nice to be back in your own home's specific water hardness
After traveling it's always nice to be back in your own home's specific water hardness
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
After traveling it's always nice to be back in your own home's specific water hardness
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
My father is eating croutons straight from the bag while he waits for his toast to brown
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My father is eating croutons straight from the bag while he waits for his toast to brown
LUFFA HARVEST! Cat for scale
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
LUFFA HARVEST! Cat for scale
Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
This week on Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This week on Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
Strong new contender for the list of shit Baudrillard would have loved
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Strong new contender for the list of shit Baudrillard would have loved
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they tied my dick in a knot at the glory hole and now i can't get out
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
they tied my dick in a knot at the glory hole and now i can't get out
We’re gonna have Norman Foster fix the East Wing once he’s gone
something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
We’re gonna have Norman Foster fix the East Wing once he’s gone
Sandwich guy not guilty, what a streak of good news
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sandwich guy not guilty, what a streak of good news
POV you just watched me unbuckle my belt
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
POV you just watched me unbuckle my belt
If someone hit me with their car while I was walking through the grocery store parking lot I would use that opportunity to take a nap
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If someone hit me with their car while I was walking through the grocery store parking lot I would use that opportunity to take a nap
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if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
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rest in piss dick cheney u gave a bad name to dicks blowing loads in peoples faces while out in nature
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
rest in piss dick cheney u gave a bad name to dicks blowing loads in peoples faces while out in nature
“Yo bros should we take a walk in the park?”
“Sure, should we do it dicks out though?”
“Of course”
“Sure, should we do it dicks out though?”
“Of course”
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“Yo bros should we take a walk in the park?”
“Sure, should we do it dicks out though?”
“Of course”
“Sure, should we do it dicks out though?”
“Of course”
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention