The Bare Handyman
@thebarehandyman.bsky.social
he/any - professional handyman
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
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Me, lighting my petard: No way is this going to hoist me
Gambino’s 4 lyfe
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Gambino’s 4 lyfe
My favorite part of The Bitch in Apartment whatever was van der Beek’s portrayal of van der Beek. Totally endearing
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
My favorite part of The Bitch in Apartment whatever was van der Beek’s portrayal of van der Beek. Totally endearing
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*increasingly panicked* become ungovernable
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
*increasingly panicked* become ungovernable
Telling my partner, “I love you more or less every day”
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Telling my partner, “I love you more or less every day”
I don’t need AI to encourage my bad habits that’s what group chat is for
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I don’t need AI to encourage my bad habits that’s what group chat is for
Do you think the Tapatío guy and the Cholula lady ever explored each other’s bodies
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Do you think the Tapatío guy and the Cholula lady ever explored each other’s bodies
Everyone in this grocery store has bad hair
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Everyone in this grocery store has bad hair
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This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
I love all the articles that are like hey white boy here’s a primer on Bad Bunny so you don’t come across as an idiot
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I love all the articles that are like hey white boy here’s a primer on Bad Bunny so you don’t come across as an idiot
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
I may not have a MBA or whatever but I do know that if Adobe just sold CS5 for $300 they’d have a gajillion dollars by tomorrow
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I may not have a MBA or whatever but I do know that if Adobe just sold CS5 for $300 they’d have a gajillion dollars by tomorrow
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Florence + the Machine covering Tori Amos FUCK yeah
youtu.be/C4SUY_fosts?...
youtu.be/C4SUY_fosts?...
Cornflake Girl (Recorded At RAK Studios, London)
YouTube video by Florence + the Machine - Topic
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Florence + the Machine covering Tori Amos FUCK yeah
youtu.be/C4SUY_fosts?...
youtu.be/C4SUY_fosts?...
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willy nilly, or William Nihilism if ur nasty
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
willy nilly, or William Nihilism if ur nasty
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we should all do more things willy nilly
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 AM
we should all do more things willy nilly
I don’t like the way baking powder makes me feel when I try to scoop it
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I don’t like the way baking powder makes me feel when I try to scoop it
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HI! Every Tor Books release from @annaleen.bsky.social and me is available thru @humblebundle.com for a few weeks!
Get 2 books for at least $3
Get 4 books for at least $10
Get all our stuff for at least $18
This bundle supports the amazing TGI Justice Project!
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Get 2 books for at least $3
Get 4 books for at least $10
Get all our stuff for at least $18
This bundle supports the amazing TGI Justice Project!
www.humblebundle.com/books/charli...
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
HI! Every Tor Books release from @annaleen.bsky.social and me is available thru @humblebundle.com for a few weeks!
Get 2 books for at least $3
Get 4 books for at least $10
Get all our stuff for at least $18
This bundle supports the amazing TGI Justice Project!
www.humblebundle.com/books/charli...
Get 2 books for at least $3
Get 4 books for at least $10
Get all our stuff for at least $18
This bundle supports the amazing TGI Justice Project!
www.humblebundle.com/books/charli...
I wish I could quit you, Silksong. You’re fucking abusively cruel
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I wish I could quit you, Silksong. You’re fucking abusively cruel
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Alert: The platonic ideal of a Bluesky post has been created
It's really hard to be hot at a time like this, but we persist
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Alert: The platonic ideal of a Bluesky post has been created
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The land is behind what you see on the road
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The land is behind what you see on the road
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Almost time to slip into something more comfortable. A dissociation coma.
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Almost time to slip into something more comfortable. A dissociation coma.