The Bare Handyman
@thebarehandyman.bsky.social
he/any - professional handyman
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
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Me, lighting my petard: No way is this going to hoist me
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stop making me look at those horrible men
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
stop making me look at those horrible men
Happy Mardi Gras friends and strangers and all the rest
February 17, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Happy Mardi Gras friends and strangers and all the rest
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I came here to chew bubblegum and cherish you and I just swallowed my bubblegum
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I came here to chew bubblegum and cherish you and I just swallowed my bubblegum
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Awww got sent this
February 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Awww got sent this
I once volunteered to be strapped to a table and flogged on a stage and this is still the most masochistic thing I’ve ever done
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I once volunteered to be strapped to a table and flogged on a stage and this is still the most masochistic thing I’ve ever done
POV you’re spying on me sleeping
February 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
POV you’re spying on me sleeping
‘Flash behind the butt joint’ isn’t nearly as fun of an instruction as it sounds
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
‘Flash behind the butt joint’ isn’t nearly as fun of an instruction as it sounds
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today is a great day to be a slutty bisexual
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
today is a great day to be a slutty bisexual
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lie back and let me take care of you baby (I unhinge my jaw and consume your entire body)
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
lie back and let me take care of you baby (I unhinge my jaw and consume your entire body)
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Getting really tired of muttering “that’s not reassuring” to myself.
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Getting really tired of muttering “that’s not reassuring” to myself.
Gambino’s 4 lyfe
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Gambino’s 4 lyfe
My favorite part of The Bitch in Apartment whatever was van der Beek’s portrayal of van der Beek. Totally endearing
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
My favorite part of The Bitch in Apartment whatever was van der Beek’s portrayal of van der Beek. Totally endearing
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*increasingly panicked* become ungovernable
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
*increasingly panicked* become ungovernable
Telling my partner, “I love you more or less every day”
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Telling my partner, “I love you more or less every day”
I don’t need AI to encourage my bad habits that’s what group chat is for
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I don’t need AI to encourage my bad habits that’s what group chat is for
Do you think the Tapatío guy and the Cholula lady ever explored each other’s bodies
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Do you think the Tapatío guy and the Cholula lady ever explored each other’s bodies
Everyone in this grocery store has bad hair
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Everyone in this grocery store has bad hair
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This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
I love all the articles that are like hey white boy here’s a primer on Bad Bunny so you don’t come across as an idiot
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I love all the articles that are like hey white boy here’s a primer on Bad Bunny so you don’t come across as an idiot