The Bare Handyman
@thebarehandyman.bsky.social
he/any - professional handyman
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
Panda: My diet? Pretty much bamboo. Flesh, if I can’t find it but yeah mostly bamboo
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Panda: My diet? Pretty much bamboo. Flesh, if I can’t find it but yeah mostly bamboo
Ha! This really upends the usual meaning of the phrase
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Ha! This really upends the usual meaning of the phrase
And somehow it works
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
And somehow it works
I watched a LOT of it at 1.5x
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I watched a LOT of it at 1.5x
I’m thankful for a partner that does soothing post-gathering analysis: “No, you weren’t too weird, yes your volume was appropriate, etc.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m thankful for a partner that does soothing post-gathering analysis: “No, you weren’t too weird, yes your volume was appropriate, etc.”
I would be the only one drinking it, which is both cool and dangerous
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I would be the only one drinking it, which is both cool and dangerous
If loving green bean casserole is racist, I don’t wanna be woke
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If loving green bean casserole is racist, I don’t wanna be woke
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Account name checks out
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Account name checks out
Jenny Lewis all day every day
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Jenny Lewis all day every day
I don’t care if you delete it, Jenny Lewis IS the best
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don’t care if you delete it, Jenny Lewis IS the best
Thank you for doing this
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thank you for doing this
💯the experience musk is seeking
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
💯the experience musk is seeking