The Andy Rat 🍺🐀
@theandyrat.bsky.social
The rat what drinks the beer.
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀
@theandyrat.bsky.social
· Oct 24
Abbreviation guide:
Ace/Aro: Asexual/Aromantic
Ace Aroo: Asexual Werewolf
Ace Aero: Asexual with low wind resistance
Ace Arrow: Asexuals Thattaway
Ace/Aro: Asexual/Aromantic
Ace Aroo: Asexual Werewolf
Ace Aero: Asexual with low wind resistance
Ace Arrow: Asexuals Thattaway
The Quarx Brothers:
Quecto, Ronto, Yocto & Zepto
Quecto, Ronto, Yocto & Zepto
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Quarx Brothers:
Quecto, Ronto, Yocto & Zepto
Quecto, Ronto, Yocto & Zepto
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THIWWTFHIIOTICHSIWFWFMIG!
(Thank God It's Wait What The Fuck How Is It Only Thursday I Could Have Sworn It Was Friday Welp Fuck Me I Guess)
(Thank God It's Wait What The Fuck How Is It Only Thursday I Could Have Sworn It Was Friday Welp Fuck Me I Guess)
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
THIWWTFHIIOTICHSIWFWFMIG!
(Thank God It's Wait What The Fuck How Is It Only Thursday I Could Have Sworn It Was Friday Welp Fuck Me I Guess)
(Thank God It's Wait What The Fuck How Is It Only Thursday I Could Have Sworn It Was Friday Welp Fuck Me I Guess)
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Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
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you fucking what
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
you fucking what
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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Dungeness & Dragons
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dungeness & Dragons
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the best thing about a Fleshlight is it doesn't cut your dick up like a real flashlight
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the best thing about a Fleshlight is it doesn't cut your dick up like a real flashlight
"Do you even sniff, bro?"
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Do you even sniff, bro?"
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Alas, I can only dream of what a paradise New York City must be, with pizza by the slice and talking trash-can puppets. Here in grimy old London, pizzas can only be purchased whole and every single puppet is haunted.
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Alas, I can only dream of what a paradise New York City must be, with pizza by the slice and talking trash-can puppets. Here in grimy old London, pizzas can only be purchased whole and every single puppet is haunted.
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Happy to see common sense and equality prevail across our troubled nation. Keep showing up and voting - that's an order from the Admiral!
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Happy to see common sense and equality prevail across our troubled nation. Keep showing up and voting - that's an order from the Admiral!
Once again lamenting how unfair it is that wild animals have such boopable snoots.
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/2013-02-14-148989_10152354811655123_209183059_n.jpg
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Once again lamenting how unfair it is that wild animals have such boopable snoots.
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You know the assignment.
#theillustratedrat
#theillustratedrat
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You know the assignment.
#theillustratedrat
#theillustratedrat
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No screenshot of the official police log post for this one, but maybe that’s ok
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
No screenshot of the official police log post for this one, but maybe that’s ok
Just gonna make my own movie to muddle things up even more:
The Hill that Houses the Haunt
The Hill that Houses the Haunt
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just gonna make my own movie to muddle things up even more:
The Hill that Houses the Haunt
The Hill that Houses the Haunt
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HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(another police log strip crashing the party)
(another police log strip crashing the party)
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(another police log strip crashing the party)
(another police log strip crashing the party)
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October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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BOO! It's time for a RiffTrax Halloween sale. Get spooky savings to the tune of 15% off all week long: rifftrax.com/offers
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
BOO! It's time for a RiffTrax Halloween sale. Get spooky savings to the tune of 15% off all week long: rifftrax.com/offers
*Boop!*
David Lynch by Irene Halsman for Premiere Magazine (1990)
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
*Boop!*
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help, she is stealing halloween, stop her 😭
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
help, she is stealing halloween, stop her 😭
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If you're going to sound like a ferengi in your "Feeeeemales don't like sci-fi", maybe pick a franchise whose existence doesn't hinge on two women - Lucille Ball and Bjo Trimble.
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
If you're going to sound like a ferengi in your "Feeeeemales don't like sci-fi", maybe pick a franchise whose existence doesn't hinge on two women - Lucille Ball and Bjo Trimble.
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finally found the perfect name for my jazz fusion group
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
finally found the perfect name for my jazz fusion group
See, folks? It ain't just you, and it ain't just me. Even the trees nowadays are getting Dunlop's Disease.
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
See, folks? It ain't just you, and it ain't just me. Even the trees nowadays are getting Dunlop's Disease.