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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀
@theandyrat.bsky.social
The rat what drinks the beer.
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See, folks? It ain't just you, and it ain't just me. Even the trees nowadays are getting Dunlop's Disease.
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wow. You guys, it's not just new technology that's invasive. This new fitted sheet is already asking way more about me than I'm comfortable sharing.
August 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
WELL, CAN YOU BLAME IT?!

Life's been coming at us pretty hard and fast lately!
March 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
March 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Well, I don't like to brag, but...
February 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oof. A Starburst critical fail.
December 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
God dammit to Hell, I scratched again! Holy shit! Fuck-a-duck, I suck at this! Why in Beelzebub's ballsack do I ever play this fucking game?!
December 12, 2024 at 3:39 AM
But there's people around!
October 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
"Bright side," officials say, "it smells amazing!"
October 11, 2024 at 12:47 PM
"You take a number and wait your turn just like everybody else, you weirdo!"
September 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users; your user number is 1697024. IT WILL NOT BE REPEATED.

Fail to use this number when posting your skeets, AND THEY DOCK YA!
September 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
If you see this, post a picture from your phone, but don't explain it.
June 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam or Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
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May 22, 2024 at 12:44 PM
WTF, air cleaner? I was in the other room when I farted. Quit being so dramatic!
March 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
WARHAMMER:
January 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
"Get the fuck outta my kitchen, you weirdo!"
January 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM