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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀
@theandyrat.bsky.social
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The rat what drinks the beer.
he/him
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See, folks? It ain't just you, and it ain't just me. Even the trees nowadays are getting Dunlop's Disease.
A tree whose trunk done lopped over the curb.
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
Wow. You guys, it's not just new technology that's invasive. This new fitted sheet is already asking way more about me than I'm comfortable sharing.
A picture of a tag on a short side of a fitted bedsheet. It reads, "TOP OR BOTTOM".
August 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
theandyrat.bsky.social
the average American has three friends
Still image of the scene from Eegah! where they're getting out of the car and wandering into the desert in search of a caveman. Caption reads "Watch Out for Snakes" in reference to a sound clip that was added to the scene a few seconds too early and seems to be coming from somewhere off screen.
May 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
WELL, CAN YOU BLAME IT?!

Life's been coming at us pretty hard and fast lately!
Photo of an out-of-order microwave oven. A piece of copy paper has been taped over the front and reads, "Started smoking after normal use 2/24/25".
March 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
Not my home, but I know my way around.
Mass transit map for the city of Stalburg in the excellent indie game Infra.
March 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
Well, I don't like to brag, but...
February 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
Oof. A Starburst critical fail.
Picture of an opened Starburst 2-pack wrapper and the lemon-flavored Starbursts it contained. The little fucker.
December 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
God dammit to Hell, I scratched again! Holy shit! Fuck-a-duck, I suck at this! Why in Beelzebub's ballsack do I ever play this fucking game?!
The exterior of a storefront somewhere in Kenya. The sign above the door reads "Explicit Pool" with a picture of an 8-ball. As seen on Geoguessr by way of Google Maps (and no, my guess wasn't even close).
December 12, 2024 at 3:39 AM
theandyrat.bsky.social
But there's people around!
Frieght train connector that reads, "JACK HERE".
October 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
"Bright side," officials say, "it smells amazing!"
Image of a smoking warehouse above a headline that reads, "Missouri BBQ warehouse to burn for days after catching fire, officials say."
October 11, 2024 at 12:47 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
"You take a number and wait your turn just like everybody else, you weirdo!"
Yahoo headline image of packaged steaks with the caption, "I asked 3 butchers how to choose the best steak--They all said the same thing."
September 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users; your user number is 1697024. IT WILL NOT BE REPEATED.

Fail to use this number when posting your skeets, AND THEY DOCK YA!
BlueSky promotional image celebrating ten million users, with me listed as the one million and somethingth user to join.
September 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
If you see this, post a picture from your phone, but don't explain it.
It's a picture of a weird shadow on a sidewalk. Per instructions, I cannot explain further.
June 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam or Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
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Album cover for The Orb's 1995 masterpiece, "Orbus Terrarum"
May 22, 2024 at 12:44 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
WTF, air cleaner? I was in the other room when I farted. Quit being so dramatic!
Photo of my air purifier's display panel, showing an air quality level all the way in the red.
March 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
WARHAMMER:
Headline image of weather map with the caption, "Freezing Rain End Times"
January 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
"Get the fuck outta my kitchen, you weirdo!"
Screenshot of a Yahoo article link with a headline that reads, "We asked 3 chefs to name the best frozen chicken nuggets, and they all said the same thing."
January 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM