Wait! The H stands for Heavens. Boom! Saved it.

#NoOneCaresAndy

Shut up, hashtag! You're a relic from a bygone age.

*facepalm* That second letter should have been a G. Uuuuugggghhhh!

#KeepRolling

If he's fostering anything, it's the global challenges.

"Lookit me, folks, I finally knocked 'em dead! WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!"

(gets cane-yanked off the stage)

(roll credits)

C'mon. Fozzy slaying would be so out of character.

Voiced by Orson Welles.

As a cis male with a not-so-deep voice, I am similarly jealous at times (not of OP, just in general).

But *every so often*, I'll get one of those really bad colds that mess with my vocal chords on the way out. Then I get to spend one of my sick days doing James Earl Jones monologues.

"Samusdower!"

Good to see Mr. Torgue from Borderlands still getting work.

How effective is it, really, if they're only taking 15% off? #AndyShush

They kinda work as a Laurel & Hardy couple.

"Well, Jeffrey, now you've done it! Yes, this is another fine mess you've gotten me into. Tell me, did you at least delete the emails like I asked you to?"

"I soitainly did!"

If this was on TV forty years ago, Dad would think I'd been messing with the Tint knob again.

Too bad they replaced him with a Stepford Graham after that year's primary.

Alas, I can only dream of what a paradise New York City must be, with pizza by the slice and talking trash-can puppets. Here in grimy old London, pizzas can only be purchased whole and every single puppet is haunted.

Happy to see common sense and equality prevail across our troubled nation. Keep showing up and voting - that's an order from the Admiral!