@thatlassie.bsky.social
Guys I've just seen a reel that opened with the line "paedophiles are trending".
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Guys I've just seen a reel that opened with the line "paedophiles are trending".
I run pub quizzes, emdy want to play? Australia is a very unserious country so Here's some place names. Have at it
February 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I run pub quizzes, emdy want to play? Australia is a very unserious country so Here's some place names. Have at it
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my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
my favorite part of the Melania movie is when she turns to the camera and says “it’s Melorbin time”
Puddle Lane Green.
The luminous pieces against the black of the original (?) Fuzzy Felt.
Ooh ooh! No.1 though: that weird marbley brown from Sylvanian Families furniture that represented wood! I hated it! But it's so precious now
The luminous pieces against the black of the original (?) Fuzzy Felt.
Ooh ooh! No.1 though: that weird marbley brown from Sylvanian Families furniture that represented wood! I hated it! But it's so precious now
The ghostly mauve of the inside of the pot is one of my childhood’s most memorable colours. So many specific colours from Ladybird are baked into my soul.
Ladybird book in the Spotlight
The Magic Porridge Pot (1971)
Artist: Robert Lumley
The Magic Porridge Pot (1971)
Artist: Robert Lumley
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Puddle Lane Green.
The luminous pieces against the black of the original (?) Fuzzy Felt.
Ooh ooh! No.1 though: that weird marbley brown from Sylvanian Families furniture that represented wood! I hated it! But it's so precious now
The luminous pieces against the black of the original (?) Fuzzy Felt.
Ooh ooh! No.1 though: that weird marbley brown from Sylvanian Families furniture that represented wood! I hated it! But it's so precious now
@bobmort.bsky.social we need you to be posting, Daddio x
January 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
@bobmort.bsky.social we need you to be posting, Daddio x
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I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup
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Having Irish friends be like:
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Having Irish friends be like:
Looking for somewhere chill in the Europes for a summer holiday. Realised if I scan local menus and see "egg and chips" I know to avoid that whole area. #TwopTwips #SkopSkips?
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Looking for somewhere chill in the Europes for a summer holiday. Realised if I scan local menus and see "egg and chips" I know to avoid that whole area. #TwopTwips #SkopSkips?
OONA SERR-BAY-THA, PORFAVOR
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 AM
OONA SERR-BAY-THA, PORFAVOR
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If you were reading a book and there was a president who bombs any country he wants, whenever he wants, and he also demands he be awarded the main peace prize, and also that new peace prizes are created just for him...you'd think it was lazy writing
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
If you were reading a book and there was a president who bombs any country he wants, whenever he wants, and he also demands he be awarded the main peace prize, and also that new peace prizes are created just for him...you'd think it was lazy writing
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Addendum: The problem with Blusky is the tendency for scolds. The problem with Twitter is that it manufactures child porn
The problem with Blusky is there's a tendency for scolds. The problem with Twitter is that it is Stormfront.
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Addendum: The problem with Blusky is the tendency for scolds. The problem with Twitter is that it manufactures child porn
Every year Jimmy Carr looks more and more like if Johnnycabs was a tv presenter
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Every year Jimmy Carr looks more and more like if Johnnycabs was a tv presenter
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<Dizzee Rascal voice>
Big soggy beardy face,
Soggy beardy face,
Big soggy beardy face,
Soggy soggy beardy
Big soggy beardy face,
Soggy beardy face,
Big soggy beardy face,
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December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
<Dizzee Rascal voice>
Big soggy beardy face,
Soggy beardy face,
Big soggy beardy face,
Soggy soggy beardy
Big soggy beardy face,
Soggy beardy face,
Big soggy beardy face,
Soggy soggy beardy
The thing about hospitality is, if someone said to you "cook 40 pizzas and I'll give you £14" you'd be justified in spitting your drink in their face and laughing until they were as insulted as you. But that's what happens. Every day.
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The thing about hospitality is, if someone said to you "cook 40 pizzas and I'll give you £14" you'd be justified in spitting your drink in their face and laughing until they were as insulted as you. But that's what happens. Every day.
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
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Imagine buying Twitter for $44 billion(!) and destroying most of its value in order to tell an audience of bots and neo-Nazis that you are the best and tallest person in the world with the strongest bones.
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Imagine buying Twitter for $44 billion(!) and destroying most of its value in order to tell an audience of bots and neo-Nazis that you are the best and tallest person in the world with the strongest bones.
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@1030.co.uk awrite chief long time! Did you ever dig out those Scottish schools logo t shirts? 🏴
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
@1030.co.uk awrite chief long time! Did you ever dig out those Scottish schools logo t shirts? 🏴
Nowhere in any language, ever, has a word existed that truly captures the frankly inconceivable insanity that is the US govt right now.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Nowhere in any language, ever, has a word existed that truly captures the frankly inconceivable insanity that is the US govt right now.