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In the U.S. there's a big gambling scandal happening in the basketball world.
I'm wondering from my U.K. friends if they think Rugby and "Footie" are tainted at times due to manipulation by players or coaches for gambling gains? #birderstuart.bsky.social #robc71.bsky.social
I'm wondering from my U.K. friends if they think Rugby and "Footie" are tainted at times due to manipulation by players or coaches for gambling gains? #birderstuart.bsky.social #robc71.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In the U.S. there's a big gambling scandal happening in the basketball world.
I'm wondering from my U.K. friends if they think Rugby and "Footie" are tainted at times due to manipulation by players or coaches for gambling gains? #birderstuart.bsky.social #robc71.bsky.social
I'm wondering from my U.K. friends if they think Rugby and "Footie" are tainted at times due to manipulation by players or coaches for gambling gains? #birderstuart.bsky.social #robc71.bsky.social
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He said it didn't work, but it did work, so I give you: Yakety Sax.
I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.
September 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
He said it didn't work, but it did work, so I give you: Yakety Sax.
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/o...
Opinion | Spraying Roundup on Crops Is Fine. Really.
www.nytimes.com
September 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/o...
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“A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter” — Trump implies UN tried to sabotage First Lady, while he saved millions.
September 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter” — Trump implies UN tried to sabotage First Lady, while he saved millions.
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If you give your kids Tylenol PM, they’ll only have autism at night.
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you give your kids Tylenol PM, they’ll only have autism at night.
Trumpeter Swan in Waupaca, WI.
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trumpeter Swan in Waupaca, WI.
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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️
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The crackers get their barrel back.
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August 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The crackers get their barrel back.
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apnews.com/article/crac...
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Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor?
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*
*victim's names redacted, of course
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*
*victim's names redacted, of course
August 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor?
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*
*victim's names redacted, of course
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*
*victim's names redacted, of course
Does this make Mars our 51st state. I suppose it's a red state.
Old Glory on the Red Planet
Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS
photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA2... #Mars 🧪🔭
Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS
photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA2... #Mars 🧪🔭
July 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Does this make Mars our 51st state. I suppose it's a red state.
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It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
Not creepy and weird, not at all.
The Failed Ideas That Drive Elon Musk www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/o...
The Failed Ideas That Drive Elon Musk www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/o...
Opinion | The Failed Ideas That Drive Elon Musk
His belief that liberal democracy has failed and that technologists should lead can be traced to the unusual life of his grandfather.
www.nytimes.com
April 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not creepy and weird, not at all.
The Failed Ideas That Drive Elon Musk www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/o...
The Failed Ideas That Drive Elon Musk www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/o...
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
This is nuts!
Why aren’t they doing anything??
Oh. They’re having pudding.
Shhhhhh
Oh. They’re having pudding.
Shhhhhh
Sen. Dick Durbin - 80 years old
Rep. Ed Markey - 79 years old
Rep. Al Green - 77 years old
Sen. Elizabeth Warren - 75 years old
Sen. Patty Murray - 75 years old
Sen. Chuck Schumer - 74 years old
Rep. Gerry Connolly - 74 years old
Sen. Richard Blumenthal - 79 years old
Sen. Ron Wyden - 75 years old
Rep. Ed Markey - 79 years old
Rep. Al Green - 77 years old
Sen. Elizabeth Warren - 75 years old
Sen. Patty Murray - 75 years old
Sen. Chuck Schumer - 74 years old
Rep. Gerry Connolly - 74 years old
Sen. Richard Blumenthal - 79 years old
Sen. Ron Wyden - 75 years old
March 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This is nuts!
A new name for the red ties that the repbubs wear.
Ass-licker.
Ass-licker.
February 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A new name for the red ties that the repbubs wear.
Ass-licker.
Ass-licker.
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"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
- Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
- Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
NEW ANALYSIS: Politicization of the U.S. Marshals Service poses a real threat to our democracy by undermining the independence of government officials and signaling an endorsement of violence, as long as it aligns with President Trump's ends.
Trump's politicization of the U.S. Marshals Service is a threat to our democracy - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
www.citizensforethics.org
February 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
- Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
- Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
If only our congress and senate members would represent the constitution instead if their selfish, corrupt chicken-shit asses.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
The Senate advanced Trump's nomination of Kash Patel for FBI director in a 48-45 party-line vote tonight.
The Senate advanced Trump's nomination of Kash Patel for FBI director in a 48-45 party-line vote tonight.
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If only our congress and senate members would represent the constitution instead if their selfish, corrupt chicken-shit asses.
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lmaoooooooo
Canadian MP Charlie Angus while vowing to call Trump's trade war bluff on CNN just now,
"This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."
"This isn't gunboat diplomacy (laughs). I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase."
February 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
lmaoooooooo
But we probably will.
We can’t let a mega rich dude shut down the main foreign aid program created and funded by Congress just because he doesn’t like it and has our president by the balls
www.foreign.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.foreign.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.foreign.senate.gov
February 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
But we probably will.
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Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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theonion.com/man-suc...
January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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