Mummified Yeti Hand
@jackacid.bsky.social
Relocated Yooper living in the PNW. No cudighi around here. USA veteran (1990-2014). We go Green Bay. We see the Packers, we watch them play. They score touchdown, we go hooray. VPN bans are impossible. https://www.eff.org
Nobel Laureate Donald J. Trump thanks you for your attention to this matter. 🫡
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Nobel Laureate Donald J. Trump thanks you for your attention to this matter. 🫡
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Ancient astronaut theorist Erich von Däniken has passed away at age 90.
www.dailygrail.com/2026/01/vale...
www.dailygrail.com/2026/01/vale...
Vale Erich von Däniken (1935-2026)
The official website of ‘ancient astronaut’ author Erich von Däniken is reporting that he passed away on Saturday, 10th of January, at age 90. It is with great sadness and shock that we must announce ...
www.dailygrail.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Trump has just declared himself the "acting president of Venezuela" over on Truth Social in case you're wondering about his mental health.
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Trump has just declared himself the "acting president of Venezuela" over on Truth Social in case you're wondering about his mental health.
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
The Bears fans are laughing at us. That is the unkindest cut of all.
🎶 oh, I’m just a wheel of cheddar heading for the shredder, woe is me, woe is me 🎶
🎶 oh, I’m just a wheel of cheddar heading for the shredder, woe is me, woe is me 🎶
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
The Bears fans are laughing at us. That is the unkindest cut of all.
🎶 oh, I’m just a wheel of cheddar heading for the shredder, woe is me, woe is me 🎶
🎶 oh, I’m just a wheel of cheddar heading for the shredder, woe is me, woe is me 🎶
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Trump's ICE thugs just murdered a person in cold blood. This is happening today, on the streets of America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Trump's ICE thugs just murdered a person in cold blood. This is happening today, on the streets of America.
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Trigger warning ⚠️
Here’s the video. Cold blooded murder. The Trump regime is lying.
Here’s the video. Cold blooded murder. The Trump regime is lying.
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Trigger warning ⚠️
Here’s the video. Cold blooded murder. The Trump regime is lying.
Here’s the video. Cold blooded murder. The Trump regime is lying.
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Unfortunately, exactly what I expected.
Hakeem Jeffries is absolutely worthless. His only demand is that Dems get a briefing on what just happened.
“Far too many questions remain unanswered…”
“Far too many questions remain unanswered…”
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Unfortunately, exactly what I expected.
This milquetoast retort is typical of Democratic politicians. None will make an honest statement like: “Trump is quite obviously suffering from dementia and other cognitive disorders.” It’s just bland pablum.
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
This milquetoast retort is typical of Democratic politicians. None will make an honest statement like: “Trump is quite obviously suffering from dementia and other cognitive disorders.” It’s just bland pablum.
Kristi Noem issues a blue tsunami warning.
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Kristi Noem issues a blue tsunami warning.
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I've done my research and it's clear that his hand is missing which means that all the Executive Orders and pardons he signed are illegitimate.
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I've done my research and it's clear that his hand is missing which means that all the Executive Orders and pardons he signed are illegitimate.
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“By day the banished sun circles the earth like a grieving mother with a lamp.”
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“By day the banished sun circles the earth like a grieving mother with a lamp.”
China not being subtle, lol
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
China not being subtle, lol
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Donald Trump is putrefying before our very eyes. Like a rotten jack o’ lantern in November. Nobody has ever seen decay and corruption like this. They say that the stench is out of this world.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Donald Trump is putrefying before our very eyes. Like a rotten jack o’ lantern in November. Nobody has ever seen decay and corruption like this. They say that the stench is out of this world.
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The Post was around 50% as deranged in its de Blasio coverage, but he didn’t come into office with the massive outside force that Mamdani is bringing. Gonna be a test of the paper’s influence; it beats him up every second but he’s got a posse saying “shut the fuck up.”
Insane NY Post column suggesting that the new First Lady who is sad about leaving her longtime neighbors in a not fancy NYC neighborhood is an ungrateful brown woman
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Post was around 50% as deranged in its de Blasio coverage, but he didn’t come into office with the massive outside force that Mamdani is bringing. Gonna be a test of the paper’s influence; it beats him up every second but he’s got a posse saying “shut the fuck up.”
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Interesting post Department of Labor. Why don't we check in to see how James Truslow Adams ended the 1931 book in which he coined the term "American Dream?"
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Interesting post Department of Labor. Why don't we check in to see how James Truslow Adams ended the 1931 book in which he coined the term "American Dream?"
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I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.