Benny Six-Cats
@teeveeben.bsky.social
he/him
I produced on mostly harmless teevee for a long time. Trying to be done with that. Dad stuff, nerd shit, six cats, charming grognard grievances for days.
I produced on mostly harmless teevee for a long time. Trying to be done with that. Dad stuff, nerd shit, six cats, charming grognard grievances for days.
FISHAH PRICE MY FIRST TIMBALANDS!
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
FISHAH PRICE MY FIRST TIMBALANDS!
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Mods are asleep, post Rare Garfield
August 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Mods are asleep, post Rare Garfield
“Taylor Swift Makes Great Art, Actually” ~ Poptimist Prime
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“Taylor Swift Makes Great Art, Actually” ~ Poptimist Prime
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Have any news outlets that ran scathing front page headlines, op-eds and editorials about Biden pardoning Hunter admitted that they were wrong after we've seen Trump maliciously prosecute Comey, James, McIver etc?
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Have any news outlets that ran scathing front page headlines, op-eds and editorials about Biden pardoning Hunter admitted that they were wrong after we've seen Trump maliciously prosecute Comey, James, McIver etc?
I stood next to and looked up at Kate Beckinsale on the Aviator premiere red carpet and it was literally-actually what religious texts say about beholding god or a demon or angel with mortal eyes. I’ve never gotten over it. Wild.
I’ll believe whatever Kate Beckinsale wants me to.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I stood next to and looked up at Kate Beckinsale on the Aviator premiere red carpet and it was literally-actually what religious texts say about beholding god or a demon or angel with mortal eyes. I’ve never gotten over it. Wild.
I’ll believe whatever Kate Beckinsale wants me to.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’ll believe whatever Kate Beckinsale wants me to.
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I had the same thought. It's the same "rats fleeing a sinking ship" as Republican congresspeople recently, because the NYT editors have the same goals as Republican politicians and Trump is becoming no longer useful for those goals
Credit where it’s due. But I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this new framing comes out after a Democratic wave election, the ascendance (and surprisingly broad acceptance) of Mamdani, and his steadily crashing poll numbers.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I had the same thought. It's the same "rats fleeing a sinking ship" as Republican congresspeople recently, because the NYT editors have the same goals as Republican politicians and Trump is becoming no longer useful for those goals
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ready, set, go:
real schools seeing real market advantage in real classes with real brains
“Artificial Intelligence may be able to write you a song, develop a presentation or help you write a script...But MSU is real experts with real answers. No AI needed.”
bridgemi.com/quality-life...
real schools seeing real market advantage in real classes with real brains
“Artificial Intelligence may be able to write you a song, develop a presentation or help you write a script...But MSU is real experts with real answers. No AI needed.”
bridgemi.com/quality-life...
In world of AI, Michigan State University Extension bets on human expertise - Bridge Michigan
For 118 years, Michigan State University Extension has existed to serve the public with programs ranging from canning classes to soil testing and financial literacy workshops. Now, it aims to bill its...
bridgemi.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
ready, set, go:
real schools seeing real market advantage in real classes with real brains
“Artificial Intelligence may be able to write you a song, develop a presentation or help you write a script...But MSU is real experts with real answers. No AI needed.”
bridgemi.com/quality-life...
real schools seeing real market advantage in real classes with real brains
“Artificial Intelligence may be able to write you a song, develop a presentation or help you write a script...But MSU is real experts with real answers. No AI needed.”
bridgemi.com/quality-life...
Songs that fade out are the anthems of cowards.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Songs that fade out are the anthems of cowards.
The Stone Roses at Coachella (2011?) was this awful and it was suuuuuuch a bummer.
thom yorke singing idioteque completely offbeat is fucking killing me. real life shreds
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Stone Roses at Coachella (2011?) was this awful and it was suuuuuuch a bummer.
1. Apple
2. Pumpkin
3. Marionberry (in the PacNW)
4. Blueberry
5. Cherry
6. Pecan
7. Peach
8. Rubarb
50. Any cheesecake
75. Any pudding pie
100. Any citrus pie
2. Pumpkin
3. Marionberry (in the PacNW)
4. Blueberry
5. Cherry
6. Pecan
7. Peach
8. Rubarb
50. Any cheesecake
75. Any pudding pie
100. Any citrus pie
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
1. Apple
2. Pumpkin
3. Marionberry (in the PacNW)
4. Blueberry
5. Cherry
6. Pecan
7. Peach
8. Rubarb
50. Any cheesecake
75. Any pudding pie
100. Any citrus pie
2. Pumpkin
3. Marionberry (in the PacNW)
4. Blueberry
5. Cherry
6. Pecan
7. Peach
8. Rubarb
50. Any cheesecake
75. Any pudding pie
100. Any citrus pie
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
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Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Three things about the Witkoff tapes:
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.
2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.
3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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I love it when little garbage cats develop the luxury of food snobbery. Yes he was tiny wet ball of fleas found in a ditch but now he's a velvet prince who wants the premium, organic, grain-free chicken in gravy, NOT the premium, organic, grain-free chicken au jus how dare you offer that garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I love it when little garbage cats develop the luxury of food snobbery. Yes he was tiny wet ball of fleas found in a ditch but now he's a velvet prince who wants the premium, organic, grain-free chicken in gravy, NOT the premium, organic, grain-free chicken au jus how dare you offer that garbage.
The more you’re trying to do with apple pie the less you’re getting it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The more you’re trying to do with apple pie the less you’re getting it.
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A thing about rewatching The Wire is you can see why the actors whose careers took off after it succeeded, but you can also see a couple of dozen GREAT performances from people who got zero bump from it. Some of them are local Baltimore actors, but a lot of it is just the dumb nature of the biz.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A thing about rewatching The Wire is you can see why the actors whose careers took off after it succeeded, but you can also see a couple of dozen GREAT performances from people who got zero bump from it. Some of them are local Baltimore actors, but a lot of it is just the dumb nature of the biz.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Hahahaha how did it take me until NOW to catch that Bart Simpson’s locker combination is Marilyn Monroe’s measurements
November 25, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Hahahaha how did it take me until NOW to catch that Bart Simpson’s locker combination is Marilyn Monroe’s measurements
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I respect this man. He shows the spirit of the poster. He stands before the earthquake with nothing but his blade and shouts "Stop!".
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I respect this man. He shows the spirit of the poster. He stands before the earthquake with nothing but his blade and shouts "Stop!".
Mallrats is my favorite Kevin Smith movie. I loved reading this.
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Mallrats is my favorite Kevin Smith movie. I loved reading this.
No, mayonnaise must be eliminated from human memory.
can people be normal online and just say they don't like certain foods rather than saying a food's very existence damages the world
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
No, mayonnaise must be eliminated from human memory.