Benny Six-Cats
@teeveeben.bsky.social
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I produced on mostly harmless teevee for a long time. Trying to be done with that. Dad stuff, nerd shit, six cats, charming grognard grievances for days.
I produced on mostly harmless teevee for a long time. Trying to be done with that. Dad stuff, nerd shit, six cats, charming grognard grievances for days.
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Walnut has successfully endured the removal of a plastic suction cup out of his stomach. When and how he ate it remains a mystery. Hopefully once he sleeps off the sedation he’ll stay far away from eating any more plastics.
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Walnut has successfully endured the removal of a plastic suction cup out of his stomach. When and how he ate it remains a mystery. Hopefully once he sleeps off the sedation he’ll stay far away from eating any more plastics.
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It’s amazing to me that young people will never know the bizarro experience of feeling like you know a mediocre box office hit so well when you’ve never even seen it once but you saw the case over and over again, tens of copies, for months at the video rental store in new releases
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
It’s amazing to me that young people will never know the bizarro experience of feeling like you know a mediocre box office hit so well when you’ve never even seen it once but you saw the case over and over again, tens of copies, for months at the video rental store in new releases
Man I wish we had Kurt Vonnegut this week
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Man I wish we had Kurt Vonnegut this week
lol sex is still silly to me like I am twelve a taint zapper lol
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
lol sex is still silly to me like I am twelve a taint zapper lol
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If they are lying about a fake hand, what else are they lying about?
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
If they are lying about a fake hand, what else are they lying about?
lol Trump with a fake hand
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
lol Trump with a fake hand
We got the Pitt and new ASoIaF teevee coming this month, the bread and circus I have badly needed.
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
We got the Pitt and new ASoIaF teevee coming this month, the bread and circus I have badly needed.
I try not to “get political” in the family group chats but I sent this one.
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I try not to “get political” in the family group chats but I sent this one.
I do this all the time, I wish I did it ALL OF the times tho.
one of the best things you can do is go back and delete a topical or political post you made 5 minutes earlier. it's unnecessary, no one will miss it, and now no one can start fights with you over it
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I do this all the time, I wish I did it ALL OF the times tho.
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Donut Lab just walked into CES 2026, dropped a 400 Wh/kg, 5‑minute‑charging, 100,000‑cycle solid‑state battery on the table, told the rest of the industry: ‘Catch up, mortals.’
Everyone else is talking 2027–2030. Donut says Q1 2026. Verge motorcycle for order now, 600Km range!
Everyone else is talking 2027–2030. Donut says Q1 2026. Verge motorcycle for order now, 600Km range!
Donut Lab Solid State Battery Production Ready
Donut Lab announces production-ready solid-state batteries for motorcycles with Q1 2026 delivery targeting 400 Wh/kg density
www.batterytechonline.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Donut Lab just walked into CES 2026, dropped a 400 Wh/kg, 5‑minute‑charging, 100,000‑cycle solid‑state battery on the table, told the rest of the industry: ‘Catch up, mortals.’
Everyone else is talking 2027–2030. Donut says Q1 2026. Verge motorcycle for order now, 600Km range!
Everyone else is talking 2027–2030. Donut says Q1 2026. Verge motorcycle for order now, 600Km range!
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amidst another round of "is bluesky actually bad?" posting, i was thinking that if only the other hobbyist corners of bluesky could come up with a prompt as iconic as "post A PERFECT album from the 1990s that ISN'T nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains" then surely it would all be fine
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
amidst another round of "is bluesky actually bad?" posting, i was thinking that if only the other hobbyist corners of bluesky could come up with a prompt as iconic as "post A PERFECT album from the 1990s that ISN'T nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains" then surely it would all be fine
Jeffries spent two minutes talking about this instead of nebulous “the cost of living” and I think we can read that as an increment towards bullying these worms into impeaching him again.
Jeffries: "The Constitution isn't a matter of inconvenience. It is a requirement. George Washington in his farewell address to the nation made clear that the Constitution is sacredly obligatory upon all. That means everybody. There is no Trump exception."
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Jeffries spent two minutes talking about this instead of nebulous “the cost of living” and I think we can read that as an increment towards bullying these worms into impeaching him again.
This country has a sick, sick heart.
New Mexico’s parole board granted Jesse Tooker parole for the life sentence he received at 17 years old because of the state’s Second Chance Act, passed in 2023.
But they still wouldn’t let him leave prison. “It was just devastating,” his sister says.
But they still wouldn’t let him leave prison. “It was just devastating,” his sister says.
New Mexico Officials Block a Pathway to Freedom for Juvenile Lifers Despite Reforms
State lawmakers banned life without parole for juveniles. But an opinion by the attorney general and parole board decisions could keep some from getting a second chance.
boltsmag.org
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
This country has a sick, sick heart.
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the thing is that what they want for Maduro is a show trial and the venue they are trying that in doesn't do show trials
Remember these people fucked up the prosecution on sandwich guy. I am somewhat cynical they're gonna manage this!
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
the thing is that what they want for Maduro is a show trial and the venue they are trying that in doesn't do show trials
I bet the CIA has a whole subdepartment just for posting on reddit.
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I bet the CIA has a whole subdepartment just for posting on reddit.
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A friend pointed out to me that content warnings in horror books can actually help heighten tension, ala Hitchcock's "bomb under the table" theory of suspense. I have to say, that is not something I ever considered!
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
A friend pointed out to me that content warnings in horror books can actually help heighten tension, ala Hitchcock's "bomb under the table" theory of suspense. I have to say, that is not something I ever considered!
Choked on my toothpaste, coughing I yanked-out the electric toothbrush, which sprayed toothpaste in my eyes, blinded I lunged to the faucet for water and slammed my face into it, reeled back and cracked the back my head on the corner wall supporting the shower door. All in about seven seconds time.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Choked on my toothpaste, coughing I yanked-out the electric toothbrush, which sprayed toothpaste in my eyes, blinded I lunged to the faucet for water and slammed my face into it, reeled back and cracked the back my head on the corner wall supporting the shower door. All in about seven seconds time.
lol
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
lol
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Regret to announce the rise of the autonomous ships has opened up whole new vistas of potential ugliness
HII has confirmed that construction of the prototype for its new ROMULUS family of unmanned surface vessels has reached around 30 per cent completion, with the programme remaining on track for sea trials in late 2026
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/hiis-romulus...
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/hiis-romulus...
HII’s ROMULUS unmanned vessel reaches 30% build mark
HII has confirmed that construction of the prototype for its new ROMULUS family of unmanned surface vessels has reached around 30 per cent completion, with the programme remaining on track for sea trials in late 2026
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Regret to announce the rise of the autonomous ships has opened up whole new vistas of potential ugliness
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Okay, we definitely should not be looking to billionaires to save us, but if Melinda, MacKenzie, and Abigail could step in? Just hold us down for a year until he dies?
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Okay, we definitely should not be looking to billionaires to save us, but if Melinda, MacKenzie, and Abigail could step in? Just hold us down for a year until he dies?
lol Cher has no filter
Cher thinks her former co-star Kristen Bell could do better than Dax Shepard. ‘You must have something I don’t see,’ she told Shepard while seated next to his wife on his ‘Armchair Expert’ podcast.
Cher Thinks Kristen Bell Could Do Better Than Dax Shepard
Cher thinks her former co-star Kristen Bell could do better than Dax Shepard. ‘You must have something I don’t see,’ she told Shepard while seated next to his wife on his ‘Armchair Expert’ podcast.
www.vulture.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
lol Cher has no filter
“It’s not a war, it’s a law enforcement action,” claims the Department of War
January 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
“It’s not a war, it’s a law enforcement action,” claims the Department of War
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We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Adam Schiff’s entire short senate career has been absurd because he prosecuted a Trump impeachment. It is absurd that he has ever done anything other than total obstruction after having done that. I fucking hate him.
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Adam Schiff’s entire short senate career has been absurd because he prosecuted a Trump impeachment. It is absurd that he has ever done anything other than total obstruction after having done that. I fucking hate him.