Tee Kay
@tee-b-kay.bsky.social
media, queer theory, shenanigans
posts in GER and EN
they/them
posts in GER and EN
they/them
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So we can now add "quietly turning your back on someone" to the forms of protest the CDU thinks are illegitimate.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
So we can now add "quietly turning your back on someone" to the forms of protest the CDU thinks are illegitimate.
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sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier - I didn’t have time to reply when you first contacted me and since then I’ve been crippled by fears that you hate me because I wasn’t immediately available
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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du sagst das Haus in Kevin allein zu Haus wird gleichsam selbst zum Darsteller meinst du nicht ich sage nein das meine ich ganz gewiss nicht
December 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
du sagst das Haus in Kevin allein zu Haus wird gleichsam selbst zum Darsteller meinst du nicht ich sage nein das meine ich ganz gewiss nicht
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
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new grammatical mood: the resubmissive, for the subservient tone in the cover letter of your major revisions manuscript
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
new grammatical mood: the resubmissive, for the subservient tone in the cover letter of your major revisions manuscript
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Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
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*whispering* "cissification kink"
Tradwifery is the socially-acceptable sissification kink for cis fems
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
*whispering* "cissification kink"
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White folks, let me tell you a secret to making good food my mama told me: You have to season food at each step of the food preparation. You can't wait until the end to dump a load of seasoning.
You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.
You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
White folks, let me tell you a secret to making good food my mama told me: You have to season food at each step of the food preparation. You can't wait until the end to dump a load of seasoning.
You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.
You better be stirring with one hand and seasoning with the other.
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Früher dachte ich, dass man als erwachsene Person viel Zeit in so Meetings verbringt, wo man mit Schwung Papiere unterzeichnet, aber tatsächlich verbringt man viel mehr Zeit damit, mit Hilfe von Youtube elektrische Geräte zu reparieren.
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Früher dachte ich, dass man als erwachsene Person viel Zeit in so Meetings verbringt, wo man mit Schwung Papiere unterzeichnet, aber tatsächlich verbringt man viel mehr Zeit damit, mit Hilfe von Youtube elektrische Geräte zu reparieren.
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Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
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Been thinking about Joyce
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Been thinking about Joyce
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A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
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der Samstag liegt vor uns wie ein Tagebuch das jemand auf der Parkbank vergessen hat sehr reizvoll
October 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
der Samstag liegt vor uns wie ein Tagebuch das jemand auf der Parkbank vergessen hat sehr reizvoll
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however, it is not like adhd at all in that I am enjoying it greatly
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
however, it is not like adhd at all in that I am enjoying it greatly
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silent hill f is kinda like having adhd in that when the goal or key is sitting there in the open, I'm immediately filled with unease as it radiates importance and am suddenly compelled to make sure I go do everything else humanly possible before touching it
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
silent hill f is kinda like having adhd in that when the goal or key is sitting there in the open, I'm immediately filled with unease as it radiates importance and am suddenly compelled to make sure I go do everything else humanly possible before touching it
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"Ja!"
Peters Stimme zitterte.
"Ja, ich lese Comics, und ja, ich liebe Musicals! Wenn das 'too much' für dich ist ..."
Andrea wartete, doch Peter beendete den Satz nicht. Seine Gänsefüßchenfinger waren in der Luft erstarrt.
Sie seufzte. Auf seinem Profil hatte er robuster gewirkt.
Peters Stimme zitterte.
"Ja, ich lese Comics, und ja, ich liebe Musicals! Wenn das 'too much' für dich ist ..."
Andrea wartete, doch Peter beendete den Satz nicht. Seine Gänsefüßchenfinger waren in der Luft erstarrt.
Sie seufzte. Auf seinem Profil hatte er robuster gewirkt.
October 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"Ja!"
Peters Stimme zitterte.
"Ja, ich lese Comics, und ja, ich liebe Musicals! Wenn das 'too much' für dich ist ..."
Andrea wartete, doch Peter beendete den Satz nicht. Seine Gänsefüßchenfinger waren in der Luft erstarrt.
Sie seufzte. Auf seinem Profil hatte er robuster gewirkt.
Peters Stimme zitterte.
"Ja, ich lese Comics, und ja, ich liebe Musicals! Wenn das 'too much' für dich ist ..."
Andrea wartete, doch Peter beendete den Satz nicht. Seine Gänsefüßchenfinger waren in der Luft erstarrt.
Sie seufzte. Auf seinem Profil hatte er robuster gewirkt.
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trans ecelebs should be paid a stipend by Big Gender that scales with number of eggs cracked tbh
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
trans ecelebs should be paid a stipend by Big Gender that scales with number of eggs cracked tbh
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signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
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Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
October 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
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Früher war eine Mark noch die Welt. Wir kamen dann wieder und hatten zwei Kästen Fanta, zwei Mickey Maus Hefte, drei Tafeln Schokolade... Heute ist alles videoüberwacht.
October 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Früher war eine Mark noch die Welt. Wir kamen dann wieder und hatten zwei Kästen Fanta, zwei Mickey Maus Hefte, drei Tafeln Schokolade... Heute ist alles videoüberwacht.
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eine*r gendert
alle weimern
alle weimern
August 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
eine*r gendert
alle weimern
alle weimern
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ich überlege was ich heute Abend kochen könnte oder wie ihr es schlimmerweise ausdrücken würdet "ich arbeite zu den Themen Ernährung und Genuss vor dem Hintergrund queerer Selbstsorge"
August 24, 2023 at 11:21 AM
ich überlege was ich heute Abend kochen könnte oder wie ihr es schlimmerweise ausdrücken würdet "ich arbeite zu den Themen Ernährung und Genuss vor dem Hintergrund queerer Selbstsorge"
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
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